Pink Guy - Erectile Dysfunction Lyrics






My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cause I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
(Eww!)
My dick is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my dick

Ironically, I go hard, though. Hahaha!





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  1. K.... R....

    Pp broken lmao

  2. M.... F....

    Gotta find pink tp 💜

  3. R.... ....

    actual fire

  4. M.... T....

    A large hard cock is on my wish list

  5. d.... d....

    you might just be on ecstasy

  6. N.... N....

    This is unironically better than anything Joji's put out with 88 Rising

  7. R.... C....

    I have ED I think because of all ths porn I watch so when I finally do have intercourse it's nothing like I want it to be therefore I've decided in the last couple of hours that I am in fact a polygamist and the only way I'll ever love someone or have intercourse with them is if it's with multiple people! 🤘🤘

  8. T.... S....

    pink guy really went with the spongebob type beat for this one

    T.... S....

    sounds good

  9. P.... W....

    Pink guy, just order either that one blue pill, or numan

  10. D.... D....

    *ME IN THE BATHROOM:*

  11. B.... Y....

    "Limper than a bizkit"
    I guess the golden cobra ain't ready for the boiler

  12. D.... P....

    It sounds like he sampled sponge bob lol 😂

  13. J.... Z....

    Hows frank where is he we miss him

  14. F.... F....

    Drank too much for New Years... this song is where I may just be at rn...

  15. A.... 1....

    “I’m like the nazi with the broken arm”

  16. R.... S....

    This made me hard. No homo tho

  17. X.... K....

    he used the magic spell better than harry potter lmao

  18. P.... e....

    ok the joke here is that ironicly he goes hard

  19. I.... A....

    Shhiiiitttt

  20. Z.... ....

    Dark joke at finest.....................

  21. K.... M....

    F
    Poor Pink Guy

  22. M.... W....

    Lewiosssa

  23. S.... ....

    The clock is 4:20 at 0:13

  24. S.... ....

    "Im like a Nazi with the broken arm"

  25. M.... M....

    İts my song

  26. A.... S....

    Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

  27. b.... ....

    Sometimes when I can't get it up, I watch the children sleep at my local orphanage.

  28. w.... s....

    It's been over 6 years :(

  29. A.... B....

    Me having sex with my gf be like

  30. t.... s....

    Its Leviosaa

  31. d.... ....

    Anyone else watching this with a boner

  32. n.... ....

    NNN is way easier with this

  33. A.... W....

    Me on Friday night tbh :/

  34. M.... H....

    The pink guy want her bird to fly with "win gardium leviossa"

  35. M.... P....

    *_W e N G a R d e u M L e v I O s A_*

  36. K.... ....

    UHHAWWWW~! It's LEVIOSUHHHHH.

  37. o.... ....

    BALLZHEIMER

  38. A.... ....

    "i think im dying because im limper than biscuit"
    best line of the song

  39. a.... s....

    Hell yeah

  40. �.... ....

    2019 peeps

  41. S.... S....

    "i'm like a nazi with a broken arm"

  42. A.... H....

    pink guy raps when he is stressed out

  43. t.... ....

    nO nuT NOVEMEBR

  44. B.... ....

    It's LevioSA

  45. r.... c....

    When I grow up I’m making a remix to this I swear

  46. T.... L....

    My ex sent me this link, explains why she left me

  47. K.... ....

    I love how Pink Guy can't speak a word of English but when he raps he can

  48. D.... ....

    Pink tp

  49. J.... L....

    Guess what? Youtube just recommended this to me. Lol

    J.... L....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk

  50. s.... w....

    My left ball hurt,and i don't know why

    s.... w....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk

    s.... w....

    @Filippo Zanobi Ricci what the fuck

  51. A.... K....

    my friends: what music u listen to my guy?
    me: uum, its complicated <.<

  52. S.... ....

    teh spell sounds like ricardo (milos) ravioli-sa

    S.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk

  53. K.... ....

    If you cant get erect it means you masterbate like so much in one day that its not even normal but hey its ok

    K.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk

  54. K.... ....

    I think something going on becouse I have it in my recomendation...

  55. S.... k....

    Wenga ruim lebyosa 🍌👾

  56. S.... ....

    He has 6.66 M subs

  57. �.... G....

    Bruh has 6.66 subscribers

    666

  58. D.... M....

    no idea why the 2nd part of the song wasn't on the album :c

  59. U.... G....

    Nice 👌

    U.... G....

    vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk

  60. M.... ....

    that beat tho

  61. N.... D....

    Here's another erectile dysfunction rap idea:


    Pull up on your bitch with my dick in my hand
    Gotta hold it up, 'cause it can't stand
    Erectile dysfunction
    land

    Everybody's dick needs a hand








    I'm just a kid don't beat me up

  62. n.... ....

    Really nice but without the constant shotgun racking

  63. G.... i....

    1:35 When your collage roommate complains about his quote on quote "life problems"

  64. r.... ....

    1:31 get to the nearest bunker

  65. M.... H....

    That's the diagnosis my doctor gave me when I went for the first time to a hospital as a horse.

  66. p.... ....

    0:21 holy shit lmao

  67. c.... i....

    This video made my dick stand up.

  68. D.... ....

    This is less funny now that it applies to me but now I like the song more lol.

  69. b.... b....

    small dik

  70. A.... K....

    "this motha fucker doesnt even pay rent"

  71. L.... ....

    Everybody gangster until lil homie cant get up anymore.

  72. L.... J....

    This shit will forever slap

  73. A.... s....

    I rap this in toilet everyday

  74. b.... b....

    Every night i cry at night knowing that.. “this mathafaka dont even pay rent”

  75. S.... G....

    He should’ve kept rapping it has a lot of potential

  76. s.... u....

    Smh most recent comment is from 5 days ago

  77. M.... ....

    this will forever be the hardest beat of all time
    sway will be playing this shit in 2119

  78. S.... D....

    The flow is actually pre fire with the beat.

  79. �.... ....

    if you guys notice, the tissue paper is even color pink.

  80. S.... ....

    0:41 bar

  81. 2.... 0....

    the rapper m&m is scared to diss.

  82. D.... G....

    "i'm like a nazi with a broken arm", that's pure genius tbh

  83. S.... E....

    Not being able to get your dick hard is like having a broken right arm and Furher Hitler is there and everybody is saluting except you. Its unacceptable. You either get your dick chopped off or your arm chopped off. Or maybe both if you have them both.

  84. E.... ....

    so does pink guy have an erectile dysfunction cannonlogically?

  85. A.... F....

    I don't need a bigger dick, because I'm a bottom

  86. B.... B....

    One of Pink Guy’s best songs

  87. D.... C....

    I legit come back to this song all time.

  88. M.... 7....

    Heard of Viagra?

    M.... 7....

    Imagine having to pay to have a boner

  89. l.... h....

    Can I get an f for franku

  90. D.... C....

    I miss the shit outta you, Frank. I really do.

  91. n.... ....

    whats the beat?

  92. H.... I....

    This ironicly kinda go hard.

  93. A.... 1....

    R/suicidebywords

  94. K.... R....

    The beginning is the best.XD

  95. E.... ....

    I'm like a nazi with a broken arm

  96. i.... ....

    One of his most underrated