Pink Guy - Erectile Dysfunction Lyrics
My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
I think I'm dying cause I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
(Eww!)
My dick is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
Ironically, I go hard, though. Hahaha!
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Pink Guy Erectile Dysfunction Comments
Pp broken lmao
Gotta find pink tp 💜
actual fire
A large hard cock is on my wish list
you might just be on ecstasy
This is unironically better than anything Joji's put out with 88 Rising
I have ED I think because of all ths porn I watch so when I finally do have intercourse it's nothing like I want it to be therefore I've decided in the last couple of hours that I am in fact a polygamist and the only way I'll ever love someone or have intercourse with them is if it's with multiple people! 🤘🤘
pink guy really went with the spongebob type beat for this one
sounds good
Pink guy, just order either that one blue pill, or numan
*ME IN THE BATHROOM:*
"Limper than a bizkit"
I guess the golden cobra ain't ready for the boiler
It sounds like he sampled sponge bob lol 😂
Hows frank where is he we miss him
Drank too much for New Years... this song is where I may just be at rn...
“I’m like the nazi with the broken arm”
This made me hard. No homo tho
he used the magic spell better than harry potter lmao
ok the joke here is that ironicly he goes hard
Shhiiiitttt
Dark joke at finest.....................
F
Poor Pink Guy
Lewiosssa
The clock is 4:20 at 0:13
"Im like a Nazi with the broken arm"
İts my song
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
Sometimes when I can't get it up, I watch the children sleep at my local orphanage.
It's been over 6 years :(
Me having sex with my gf be like
Its Leviosaa
Anyone else watching this with a boner
NNN is way easier with this
Me on Friday night tbh :/
The pink guy want her bird to fly with "win gardium leviossa"
*_W e N G a R d e u M L e v I O s A_*
UHHAWWWW~! It's LEVIOSUHHHHH.
BALLZHEIMER
"i think im dying because im limper than biscuit"
best line of the song
Hell yeah
2019 peeps
"i'm like a nazi with a broken arm"
pink guy raps when he is stressed out
nO nuT NOVEMEBR
It's LevioSA
When I grow up I’m making a remix to this I swear
My ex sent me this link, explains why she left me
I love how Pink Guy can't speak a word of English but when he raps he can
Pink tp
Guess what? Youtube just recommended this to me. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk
My left ball hurt,and i don't know why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk
@Filippo Zanobi Ricci what the fuck
my friends: what music u listen to my guy?
me: uum, its complicated <.<
teh spell sounds like ricardo (milos) ravioli-sa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk
If you cant get erect it means you masterbate like so much in one day that its not even normal but hey its ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk
I think something going on becouse I have it in my recomendation...
Wenga ruim lebyosa 🍌👾
He has 6.66 M subs
Bruh has 6.66 subscribers
666
no idea why the 2nd part of the song wasn't on the album :c
Nice 👌
vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKdhLD8Nqk
that beat tho
Here's another erectile dysfunction rap idea:
Pull up on your bitch with my dick in my hand
Gotta hold it up, 'cause it can't stand
Erectile dysfunction
land
Everybody's dick needs a hand
I'm just a kid don't beat me up
Really nice but without the constant shotgun racking
1:35 When your collage roommate complains about his quote on quote "life problems"
1:31 get to the nearest bunker
That's the diagnosis my doctor gave me when I went for the first time to a hospital as a horse.
0:21 holy shit lmao
This video made my dick stand up.
This is less funny now that it applies to me but now I like the song more lol.
small dik
"this motha fucker doesnt even pay rent"
Everybody gangster until lil homie cant get up anymore.
This shit will forever slap
I rap this in toilet everyday
Every night i cry at night knowing that.. “this mathafaka dont even pay rent”
He should’ve kept rapping it has a lot of potential
Smh most recent comment is from 5 days ago
this will forever be the hardest beat of all time
sway will be playing this shit in 2119
The flow is actually pre fire with the beat.
if you guys notice, the tissue paper is even color pink.
0:41 bar
the rapper m&m is scared to diss.
"i'm like a nazi with a broken arm", that's pure genius tbh
Not being able to get your dick hard is like having a broken right arm and Furher Hitler is there and everybody is saluting except you. Its unacceptable. You either get your dick chopped off or your arm chopped off. Or maybe both if you have them both.
so does pink guy have an erectile dysfunction cannonlogically?
I don't need a bigger dick, because I'm a bottom
One of Pink Guy’s best songs
I legit come back to this song all time.
Heard of Viagra?
Imagine having to pay to have a boner
Can I get an f for franku
I miss the shit outta you, Frank. I really do.
whats the beat?
This ironicly kinda go hard.
R/suicidebywords
The beginning is the best.XD
I'm like a nazi with a broken arm
One of his most underrated