Pink Guy - Dick Pays Rent Lyrics






I let the beat drop like old people with polio
(That's actually really fucked up)

[Santa's Brother:]
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
Now it's really starting to itch, hepatitis
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
They call me moose knuckles
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles
I get diseases from the great sex
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

[Pink Guy:]
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants
They wanna get a little mr magic man
They want a little fire from the land Japan
So I give a little hell for these faggots man
I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims
Cause we're having a blast
Like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah
You can't kill me, cause Chin Chin is my lord
Fuck that I ain't about the peace
I'm really all about that vaginal crease
Cause I'm done with you assholes
You fail hard like you're missin a class tho
Mother fucker I will kill you
Mother fucker I will kill you





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Last Posts

Pink Guy Dick Pays Rent Comments
  1. D.... ....

    I let the beat drop like Dylan and Eric

  2. C.... K....

    No, the chicken couldn’t cross the road because it was in the slaughterhouse

  3. c.... ....

    A song that defined the 2010’s

  4. N.... A....

    2:06 holy shit its Morty from Rick and Morty

  5. S.... S....

    I let the beat drop like Santa's Brother

  6. o.... n....

    Oh.........o k

  7. S.... M....

    I let the beat drop like the twin towers


    (Yes I'm way to late for this joke)

  8. m.... d....

    I let the beat drop like the twin towers on 9/11

  9. �.... �....

    Fuck dude I started to hate Filthy Frank near the end but this shit still bangs. Pretty glad he went Full Joji tho

    �.... �....

    Go back

  10. J.... ....

    i really want joji fangirls to see this

  11. D.... B....

    oh i wish my dick was that good

  12. l.... i....

    Joji’s voices and characters all make me straight holy shi-

  13. _.... ....

    I let the beat drop like jojo siwas hairline

  14. C.... n....

    Santas brother packin schmeat

  15. F.... ....

    I let the beat drop like Aeroflot planes

  16. g.... m....

    Help me, one of them is stuck in the drain

  17. J.... M....

    Why the wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
    Because it was disabled...

  18. C.... B....

    Is that Dr Disrespect?

  19. L.... T....

    “I hang dogs from trees, so I can raise the *ROOF* .” SENT ME

  20. P.... b....

    This is awful...I LOVE IT

  21. K.... A....

    الزب يخلص الايجار

    K.... A....

    يب بالضبط

  22. S.... M....

    I don't mean to offend people, but what's polio?

    S.... M....

    Super Mario Manuel a disease that cripples you

    S.... M....

    @MUSTASHEO lll oh

  23. D.... D....

    i was listening to chloe burbank earlier now i'm listening to this...i like it

  24. D.... ....

    I let the beat drop like the

    North Tower.

    D.... ....

    DoogleDoesStuff haha

  25. v.... ....

    uhhh, drdisrespect?

  26. T.... ....

    I let the beat drop like my grandma in the shower

  27. o.... m....

    let the beat drop like im anti vax

  28. G.... G....

    2019 anyone?!

    G.... G....

    No one gives two fucks, stfu.

    G.... G....

    @Magikazam 💋

  29. T.... ....

    I let the beat drop like ProJared's subscriber count.

  30. M.... 1....

    I always thought Santa's brother was a parody of Ron Reromy

  31. J.... L....

    I let the beat drop like the Titanic

  32. j.... s....

    top 10 underrated anime characters

  33. M.... B....

    Let the beat drop like my pants at my uncles

  34. A.... P....

    htf does he manage to do all thiss and STILL keep his DIGNITY????????????

  35. H.... T....

    I let the beat drop like the kids at columbine

  36. g.... f....

    I let the beat drop like a grandma falling down the stairs

  37. J.... ....

    i ShOt An OlD mAn In ThE kNeEcApS

  38. D.... A....

    I shot an old man in the kneecaps
    I SHOT AN OLD MAN IN THE KNEECAPS

  39. z.... ....

    What am i doing with myself, i didnt finish my homework and its 12am

  40. A.... Q....

    Best gay porno I’ve ever seen. 😂😂😂

  41. S.... N....

    I miss when he made these kinds of songs.

  42. �.... d....

    Because it was disabled

  43. a.... a....

    how it feels to be araragi

  44. L.... H....

    I let the beat drop like a bomb on Hiroshima

  45. C.... ....

    pink guy > joji

    C.... ....

    Colby Joji sucks

  46. B.... Y....

    I hope they said no homo

  47. F.... ....

    You can't kill me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord. Im sad to say he was wrong

  48. T.... E....

    I let the beat drop like syrian children

  49. P.... D....

    Porn on YouTube

  50. e.... ....

    0:26 these niggas playing smash bros

  51. S.... ....

    Im finna bus a nut to this

  52. t.... w....

    I am god 2019

  53. S.... ....

    This is when the Filth evolves.

  54. K.... ....

    To anyone wondering about the photo at the very end, its from ping pong club

  55. R.... R....

    I'm really all about that vaginal crease

  56. K.... ....

    I'm sad now

  57. B.... G....

    This song is Fire

  58. D.... i....

    i miss this bunch so mch

  59. k.... c....

    The thing that pisses me is the fact that this is still somehow fire

  60. D.... ....

    2018 anyone????

  61. M.... ....

    can almost guarantee he used a rap song generator on parts of this

  62. C.... M....

    i like watching your videos while shitting out 25 oompa-loompas

  63. W.... e....

    now thats filthy as fuck!

  64. F.... B....

    1:56 Jiren

  65. F.... ....

    I keep dreaming that papa franku will come back and destroy all the cancer of 2018. the world needs him more than ever

    F.... ....

    LordTwatBeard I love Joji but we need Filthy Frank more than Ever right now.

  66. R.... ....

    This is the gayest thing ever

  67. M.... H....

    new joji single sounding fire

  68. J.... ....

    Pathetic.

  69. A.... 1....

    Please tell me more songs with this humour

    A.... 1....

    AJ 1302 Listen to Pink Season

  70. W.... ....

    I let the beat drop like heather heyer from charlottesville

  71. S.... ....

    reminds me of 2013-14 when I'd piss off the Christian girls that lived upstairs by bumping the block with this shit

  72. k.... ....

    My retinas are permanently damaged.

  73. S.... ....

    why did the chicken unable to cross the road?

    *bEcAuSe It Is DiSaBlEd*

  74. n.... ....

    "Muthufucka I will kill you!" He says while his crossdressing boi be waving his dick inches in front of Frank's face.

  75. A.... N....

    The description 😂😂😂

  76. T.... C....

    Pink guys verse was actually good

  77. R.... C....

    "bitches can't handle my shit
    they get really excited when they see my dick"

    I've been searching for the source of these lines for so long for some time I thought I've dreamed them
    but, at last, I truly see

  78. B.... A....

    b0ss this is true art

  79. T.... ....

    0:26 is that... the fortsuckmynuts plague?

  80. K.... L....

    Gw kesini gara gara erickontol.lim!!!

  81. [.... s....

    I let the beat drop like the bombs dropped on Japan in WWII.

  82. O.... H....

    The image at the end almost made me suicide.

  83. m.... e....

    santas brother was by far the best filthy frank character, and he was so underused

  84. B.... B....

    I let the beat drop like the world trade center

  85. D.... ....

    I let the beat drop like my YouTube views





    True story, I actually had almost 400 000 views in my most viewed video...Mostly I got 10 000 views. Now? 10 and 20 views. Funny, isn't it? I start making good content and don't get views, but when I did shitty content I actually did get loads of views.

  86. c.... h....

    I let the best drop like my self esteem in highschool. 😂

  87. N.... Y....

    I let the beat drop like my grades on math.

  88. T.... S....

    I shot an old man in the knee caps 🔥🔥🔥🤟🏾

  89. C.... ....

    making my bf watch this in 2018

  90. D.... A....

    1:32 look in the mirror🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

  91. S.... p....

    *I let the beat drop like the kids at columbine*

  92. N.... ....

    RIP FRANKU

  93. R.... T....

    I can’t believe this is Joji 😂

  94. M.... 9....

    Someone call the police, this video is sexually harassing me!

  95. P.... D....

    I let the beat drop harder than the kids at Colombine

  96. P.... D....

    If this was posted 2018, he would get three instant strikes, every feminist will rant on him and he would just post Fortnite vids

    P.... D....

    It's the sad truth. YouTube needs to get their shit together.

  97. L.... L....

    The intro tho..wtf? hahaha