Phish - Catapult Lyrics






(Doctor Davis, telephone please...Doctor Davis, telephone please)
I'd catapult downtown
To see the galleries
And my favorite fiancee
In a lavender gown

But I'm hooked up to a machine
It performs my daily functions
Through a tube in my wien

And today that thing malfunctioned
Like a forest fire
It burnt a hole in me and I perspired

So there ain't gonna be a wedding
No love affair
No art to which none compares





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  1. B.... T....

    These guys totally know how to end a tune. 8/14 was a special night.

  2. S.... ....

    I was at this show. What a blast!

  3. P.... T....

    I'm a little disappointed that Icculus never became a bigger inside joke among Phish heads. No, "I love Icculus" t shirts or "I read The Helping Friendly Book" bumper stickers or whatever. I always loved the song even if it was kind of stupid.

    P.... T....

    The fact that you don't think this song is the biggest inside joke is just readicculus. You must not have gotten the message yet ;)

    P.... T....

    Even more ridiculous that people don't seem to grasp the Biblical allegory of the entire Gamehendge narrative, or the greater body of Anastasio/Marshall lyrics. Those guys know literature in general far better than most of their phans.

    P.... T....

    Worst uninformed comment ever

  4. B.... F....

    Such a hilarious video! Hey check me out at... just kidding. Don't you hate those kinds of fake comments? I've enjoyed watching this clip numerous times wince 2009. Nice to see them laughing on stage. Thanks for posting.

    B.... F....

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