Pat Green - Everclear Lyrics
Every day in lunch in high school and all my senior year
I'd drink my coca cola with a touch of Everclear
I never had to study math, science, or history
I'd have a chemical flash back to jog my memory
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can
Well I thought it'd make her easy
She took it pretty hard
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her lying in the yard
Tequila dries me out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous
Now tell me who the hell needs that
So if youєre thinking about drinking
It's the invisible, intoxicant
It's called Everclear
I remember my church picnic
In the spring of '89
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons
Sliced right off the vine
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food
Hey I pulled out my bottle and I soaked them melons good
Well they never knew what hit em
When that potion went to work
They had grandmas doing back flips
Grandpas looking up their skirts
They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic
That the Baptists had ever thrown
Tequila dries me out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous
Now tell me who the hell needs that
So if youєre thinking about drinking
Well the answers crystal clear
It's the invisible, intoxicant
It's called Everclear
When I'm drinking Everclear
I think I'm king of this whole world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne
Cooler than Steve Earl
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall
Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
Well I'm kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met chick
Cause there's perfume in the air
And there's lipstick on my neck
Well I hope that she was pretty
And I hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere
They're easy to find
Tequila dries me out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous
Now tell me who the hell needs that
So if youєre thinking about drinking
Well the answers crystal clear
It's the invisible, intoxicant
It's called Everclear
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Pat Green Everclear Comments
reminds me when i mix tequila and diet coke 50/50 and drink it at school could not walk up the stairs but i havent got caught yet damn i love high school
Love to hear Roger Creager. He is awesome.
Lipstick on my (neck) = (dick)
Panty puller drink
Ever clear makes ya do some crazy shit.
Anybody experience glitches
Oh. So your saying. You have drank Everclear? LOL
Good for pickling squirells.....Me included.
YEE HAWWW
my diesel shit i am using for a plant extraction ghost plant is only 153 proof , i feel like a bitch, the everclear here wasnt as strong, why is that?
Damned stuff will make you take back stuff you never stole
Takes me back to high school when I'd put tequila in a water bottle. Couldn't make it up the stairs one morning and the school officer booked me. Did 5 days in the can for it lol
so dang catchy
Love it
This is creager not Robert earl .... just so we understand... I don't care who you think it sounds like ... if we are going by who it sounds like it could be pat green... jeez
Casey Hawkins I always thought it was pat green. It gets confusing because red dirt guys used to play each others songs.
Always thought it was pat green because of limewire. Wild Wild West those days.
Casey Hawkins I always thought it was pat green
everclear is moonshine ???
Yes, Everclear Brand is a pure grain alcohol, that has the lowest calorie-to-alcohol ratio. White dog, New Make, Unaged Whiskey, Straight from the Still, White Whiskey, Likker, Moonshine, Mountain Dew, or as I like to call it - White Lighting! Yet, technical, moonshine etc has never been taxed by the man.
https://youtu.be/cVy6-U58zdA
Most moonshine is made with corn or potatoes. This is made from grain.
Adam Alford Corn is grain.... Theres a picture of a corncob on the bottle. As to original commenter, I believe the main difference is its properly filtered
Blue Shard right below the corn in HUGE LETTERS it says grain alcohol
dude, great song thanks for posting
and banditman: I appreciate your sentiments but you might want to reconsider your handle as the connotations are rather unpleasant and surely not what you intended to communicate to the rest of the English-speaking world.
Juice them melons good Kimberly! love your fresh fruit/BMI dosing guide - who knew? see over here in Western Europe (and in Britain very particularly) it seems we have long disapproved of cheap strong liquor (even our precious whiskies were until quite recently rarely above 40% vol for tax reasons) and of course we champion the metric system. Well, your fresh fruit only, aspartame-free, body-mass mixing method not only shows the folly of banning good strength alcohol but also the benefit of retaining the English system of measure for everyday use in parallel to the metric system so convenient for science. We are going fully metric now with today's kids even giving their own weights and heights in kilogrammes and metres - as inconvenient and unintelligible as that is to the rest of us: mph and mpg are the last vanguard of a system that made anthropometric sense to the common man as your simple mixer/body mass ratios show. Your handy 1flOz per 100lb is both easy to remember and easy to measure. In metric it's two thirds of a mil per kilo or a fifteenth of a litre per 100kgs - if you can persuade your guests to stay while you measure out their drinks with your chemistry set and a calculator. There's another song by powerfunk called the metric system that expresses this point. We pay a fortune for under proof spirits and cannot use our own units in our own country - another reason we went Brexit on those Euro-m*f*krs.....
1fl oz 80 proof (40% alcohol) booze = 12 fl oz beer = 5 fl oz wine
Everclear = 190 proof = 95% alcohol
Therefore...
.63 fl oz Everclear = 1.5 fl oz booze = 12 fl oz beer = 5 fl oz wine
If you like some ill send it.
I add your song list to my party list for my friends, thank you, sir!
I love everclear fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile I'm over here thinking the live version of this song uses a different word than 'neck' to rhyme with 'chick'.
same here!
Wonder what ;)
Sorry but that ain't roger creager. That is Robert Earl Keen, the guy who wrote the song.
Why on earth? Cause he's the ONLY Texas singer they ever heard of or something?
Sounds like Robert Earl. Fooled the shit out of me! Cool song!
That sounds nothing like Robert Earl Keen. Keen's voice is way more full sounding and a bit older sounding too.
Even if sung by someone else, now I understand why I was so strongly reminded of Robert Earl Keen. Classic stuff.
Rob, it is roger singing it and it was written by robert. Roger was a big fan of his when he was at A&M.
i hear the lead singer was barney.
Straight up rocket fuel bitches, that shit will fuck u up. Lol
I once gave a shot of everclear to a friend of mine who had been a hardcore daily drinker for 30 years. He drank one shot, his eyes rolled up in his head as he gasped for air. He just could't handle the stuff.
+inkey2 I used to drink this for breakfast..I like it straight ! it's great to slip a little in your wife's glass of wine !!
@Mark Armstrong cool....like on corn flakes?
Hell yea e.c rox
love tha song like tha drink