Parry Gripp - Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job Lyrics






Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
See his earnings, they are meager
He's lacking business acumen

Look at me! I've got a fancy camera
The lens is big and it cost a lot
Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket
The color is a special order, it was hard to find

Lazy harp seal has no camera
Not even a simple point and shoot
Foolishly he sits there smiling
Even though he has no jacket

See him there goofing around
He does not behave proactively
Many girls, they seem to like him
I find the situation frustrating

Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
Lazy harp seal has no camera
Lazy harp seal has no jacket





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  1. T.... H....

    This is what youtube was made for.

  2. K.... ....

    the virgin materialist vs the Chad NEET aesetic

  3. P.... R....

    🎵Lazy harp seal has no job!🎵

  4. S.... D....

    this is still my favorite parry gripp song ever

  5. a.... 0....

    Ya iyalah namanya jg harp seal masih bayi lg, kerja nya makan n tidur. Yg bikin lagu sirik aje lu

  6. T.... O....

    Just watch this video for the first time in years and it is still great

  7. C.... F....

    THIS IS YOUR BEST SONG EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  8. H.... P....

    Chub wubo boiiii

  9. B.... N....

    Such wholesome.

  10. b.... k....

    Lazy harp seal has the fat

  11. s.... u....

    Set volume to 60% 4 best experience.

  12. j.... g....

    His motto. All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

  13. E.... ....

    This is the guy that sang Raining Tacos, right?

  14. �.... ....

    so cute ❤️

  15. R.... R....

    This lazy harp seal reminds me of myself 😊

    R.... R....

    The photographer reminds me of myself, and i am here to ask you why you dont have a jacket

    R.... R....

    mothiieeo because I’m lazy and I have no job, therefore I have no money, therefore I have no camera and I g have a jacket either

  16. M.... K....

    But lazy harp seal does have chill.

  17. S.... G....

    how can anybody dislike that cuteness

  18. P.... M....

    "I find the situation frustrating" hahaha

  19. M.... ....

    memories!

  20. C.... C....

    I can relate to Lazy Harp Seal

  21. 1.... ....

    I neve thought I would relate to a Harp Seal so strongly

  22. E.... V....

    CAM er Ah📷 😂😂🥳

  23. L.... ....

    The first time I heard this I thought it was weird al

  24. s.... ....

    He has 1 job learn to swim in 10 days before his mother leaves him forever and before the ice breaks but glad to see he has taken a little break there for his fans

  25. E.... ....

    this is the most relatable video thanks mister gripp

  26. c.... ....

    Who needs a job when you can be a fat lazy layabout. Feels good man.

  27. K.... R....

    i love harp seals

  28. W.... t....

    Even in my mid 20's I still love these little diddies

  29. E.... J....

    it is literally making fun of people jobs LOL LOL LOL 😂😁😂😁

  30. S.... C....

    Still god tier today

  31. C.... 2....

    2019 any one

  32. K.... R....

    like this comment if harp seals are your favourite animal!

  33. K.... R....

    why did you film my friend

  34. s.... ....

    1 like 1 fish for harp seal

  35. B.... i....

    How can anyone kill this beautiful babies jst for their fur?????????😢😖

  36. C.... a....

    N o s t a l g a

  37. Z.... W....

    Aw! So cute!

  38. O.... ....

    It's been over 7 years and the harp seal still doesn't have a job. Get off your bum and get one you idiot

  39. P.... S....

    I love seals

  40. T.... B....

    0:35 is he drowning himself?

  41. W.... :....

    So cute :o

  42. G.... ....

    seal.mp4 is better than this

  43. C.... P....

    Hes lazy cause he lost his ears

  44. N.... G....

    So cute!😍

  45. R.... S....

    Lazy Harp seal is just the cutest thing ever

  46. K.... P....

    I got a job as a youtuder

  47. �.... ....

    why i still watching this...
    nevermind XD

  48. T.... G....

    Maybe if you weren’t such an obnoxious dick in the song, you’d have some ladies of your own. 😆

  49. N.... L....

    THERE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE

  50. J.... C....

    I graduated from college - like, a really fancy college that employers supposedly love - almost two years ago and have gotten a bunch of internships but no job. My good friend graduated a year before me and also had no job.
    Today he got a job.
    I feel like a loser.

  51. U.... :....

    Don’t lick yellow ice

  52. a.... ....

    that how i am at job but i was fired.

  53. C.... C....

    I love Harp seals, Sooo cute

  54. S.... S....

    It would take everything in me to not scoop up these babies and cuddle them

  55. S.... P....

    Someone I know did this at a talent at our school

  56. A.... D....

    Sooooooooooooooooo cute!

  57. T.... S....

    Somehow you made a song about something depressing (the fact the poor seal has no job) cute

  58. T.... T....

    Virgin cameraman vs Chad harp seal

  59. M.... -....

    He is so fluffy ^-^

  60. U.... C....

    2017 me

  61. N.... L....

    who needs a jacket when you got a FUR coat?

  62. S.... S....

    I like seals

  63. T.... B....

    A harp seal needs a jacket 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  64. Q.... S....

    I am teh holy harp see,

  65. S.... ....

    So cute. Great Song.

  66. �.... ....

    かわいい.....😍

  67. J.... B....

    Party.exe...

  68. T.... W....

    Omg so cute love

  69. N.... A....

    Are you sure these aren’t marshmallows brought to life?

  70. c.... ....

    cuteeeeeeeeee

  71. S.... ....

    end seal clubbing

  72. B.... S....

    this needs a japanese dub

  73. A.... P....

    Party.EXE




    I am alone

  74. H.... J....

    Im so glad i stumbled upon this

  75. I.... L....

    I just watched 58 seconds of a masterpiece

  76. M.... R....

    He needs a jacket :(



    I <3 this video

  77. S.... ....

    Protect at all cost

  78. m.... 0....

    Look how satisfied that lazy boi is at the end

  79. W.... b....

    WHO CARES IF HE'S LAZY!!!???
    HE'S CUTE😍😻

  80. M.... ....

    Lazy harp seal has nothing but cuteness.

    And cuteness gives you *everything*

  81. t.... g....

    wtf is this man

  82. E.... n....

    Lazy harp seal's a chubby cutie though

  83. A.... ....

    Why the hell would any of the Canadians want to slaughter these adorable guys??!!

    A.... ....

    Hunting whitecoats has been illegal for 31 years. And we want to hunt them for food, clothing, unit crafts, and omega 3 oil supplements.

  84. j.... c....

    Now for the 2.....NO 10 HOUR VERSION

  85. G.... {....

    This is is my cousin in a nutshell

  86. S.... L....

    “Lazy harp seal has no jacket” his fur is his jacket! No hate

  87. a.... ....

    memories

  88. N.... ....

    awwwwww CUTE

  89. k.... s....

    Sounds like me

  90. D.... M....

    This cured my depression:))

  91. M.... d....

    Harp seals are merpups