Panic! At The Disco - Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time Lyrics






Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though

Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should prob'ly introduce myself
You shoulda seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five-thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough
(Don't think I'll ever get enough!)

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying, "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe."
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

It's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though

What are these footprints?
They don't look very human-like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bed sheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbor's pool
Upside down with a perfect view?
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying, "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe."
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down
When the sun came up
I think we've had enough

Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a helluva feeling though
It's a helluva feeling though

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying, "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe."
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time





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  1. b.... b....

    I HAVE THE SAME COMFORTER OMG!!!!

    it’s at 2:45

  2. E.... A....

    2:48 Am I the only one who laughed at that skull?

  3. A.... K....

    people: hey why don't you go out more, have some fun


    me:

  4. J.... H....

    I remember when this song came out. In my opinion, songs were better back then...

  5. G.... D....

    Woah...

  6. N.... P....

    Does anyone else hear rock lobster? 😂

  7. J.... C....

    I'm not as think as you drunk I am

  8. A.... R....

    0:06
    Death to America
    And butter sauce
    Don’t boil me
    I’m still alive

    Iraq lobster
    Iraq lobster
    IRAQ LOBSTER

  9. O.... Y....

    Anyone else hearing rock lobster?

  10. E.... M....

    I actually love this song.👌

  11. g.... g....

    how much tentacles you want for this video




    Brendon: Yes

  12. A.... K....

    He was a girl at the beginning, who went to club to meet Brendon, then Brendon use teleport to be on right side of her, they started dancing, but girly version of Brendon has been drunken too much, so girly version of Brendon started to become a monster. When they were at home to do what drunken people use to do, but girly version of Brendon got max level of being horny, he/she became total monster then to eat such sexy Brendon ( and I am sure, that other monsters were jealous ) and take his soul, because to be famous we need to sell our soul to Satan. Girly version of Brendon with soul of this guy, became new slut in Brendon body to hunt next sexual prey in the club and kill. Demon this then will be need find new Brendon again and again, because he is too much glorious, God doesn't let people living without him.

    Who think, that Brendon Urie is a demon, who sell his soul for Satan to be famous and tell me how much time I used his name.

    A.... K....

    Ok, people I don't understand why you doesn't understand this song - it is about memory loss, alcohol, narcotics and other psychotropic things. Some people should remember, that fun and especially with alcohol and narcotics in night club for straight and gay people can end for them tragically. You can meet rapist and meet too much shallow and empty people - it can be very dangerous.
    So this human who doesn't look like human, look like that for another person being under alcohol....etc. influence.
    You don't wanna meet a monster in real life, but when you meet this monster it can too much late to escape.

    A.... K....

    Sorry if I destroy my joke and your fun by my second comment here and one thing more I am not so much bitchy (I don't make comments like this first one too much often) and this guy isn't so much sexy for me( I love human's smile - if someone is sad or happy, then I feel the same), but for people he is, so I was thinking, that maybe it makes you more happy, personally I liked his voice more.

  13. A.... K....

    Ok, people I don't understand why you doesn't understand this song - it is about memory loss, alcohol, narcotics and other psychotropic things. Some people should remember, that fun and especially with alcohol and narcotics in night club for straight and gay people can end for them tragically. You can meet rapist and meet too much shallow and empty people - it can be very dangerous.
    So this human who doesn't look like human, look like that for another person being under alcohol....etc. influence.
    You don't wanna meet a monster in real life, but when you meet this monster it can too much late to escape.

  14. A.... K....

    He was a girl at the beginning, who went to club to meet Brendon, then Brendon use teleport to be on right side of her, they started dancing, but girly version of Brendon has drunken too much, so girly version of Brendon started to become a monster. When they were at home to do what drunken people use to do, but girly version of Brendon got max level of being horny, he/she became total monster then to eat such sexy Brendon ( and I am sure, that other monsters were jealous ) and take his soul, because to be famous we need to sell our soul to Satan. Girly version of Brendon with soul of this guy, became new slut in Brendon body to hunt next sexual prey in the club and kill.
    Demon this then will be need find new Brendon again and again, because he is too much glorious, God doesn't let people living without him.


    Ok, people I don't understand why you doesn't understand this song - it is about memory loss, alcohol, narcotics and other psychotropic things. Some people should remember, that fun and especially with alcohol and narcotics in night club for straight and gay people can end for them tragically. You can meet rapist and meet too much shallow and empty people - it can be very dangerous.
    So this human who doesn't look like human, look like that for another person being under alcohol....etc. influence.
    You don't wanna meet a monster in real life, but when you meet this monster it can too much late to escape.

  15. N.... G....

    iraq lobster

  16. d.... ....

    Everyone talking about the squid lady or Rock Lobster. I just wanna point out that in this video Brendon's a freaking sub.

  17. C.... M....

    Brendon is a hilarious human being...

  18. A.... S....

    Every time I hear that riff my mind starts thinking about rock lobster

  19. b.... ....

    i never realized how sexy brendon could be wtf

  20. C.... W....

    So THIS is they Beholders are kept locked away in deep, ancient caverns and caves....

  21. C.... E....

    Arab lobster

  22. e.... ....

    Brendon: gets pulled over
    Cop: is this ur car?
    Brendon: I ROAM THE THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART!!!!
    Cop: are u drunk
    Brendon :IM NOT AS THINK AS U DRUNK I AM!,
    Cop : what’s in ur car
    Brendon:CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE!
    Cop sir ur going to jail
    Brendon: DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME !!




    ORIGINAL IDEA crystalized !!

  23. E.... L....

    Rock lobster?

  24. L.... _....

    disco paranormal activity featuring Brendon Urie

  25. i.... g....

    No he's too drunk for sexy fun time with monsters tho!😥

  26. J.... M....

    I love this song very much and that video is a little scary!

  27. c.... c....

    Rock lobster with less drugs
    There's just alcohol

  28. G.... 3....

    damn, brendon has a weird ass kink for tentacle bdsm

  29. E.... H....

    This video is so cool I can't stop watching...😍😍

  30. T.... L....

    ive seen enough tentacle hentai to see where this is going

  31. C.... C....

    I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, BUT I MAKE THESE HIGH HEELS WORK

  32. A.... H....

    Same melody as Rock Lobster

  33. c.... t....

    The song is crap

  34. s.... g....

    2:36 it healed

  35. G.... R....

    Nobody slaps Brendon talking about slapping who has been slapped that their cheek turned almost red? I have and it stings just reply not like

  36. �.... �....

    Ирак лобстер)

  37. F.... A....

    The same intro as "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's

  38. A.... P....

    Most people: what the hell is this video

    Brandon: transgender squid

    A.... P....

    Sorry if I destroy my joke and your fun by my second comment here and one thing more I am not so much bitchy (I don't make comments like this first one too much often) and this guy isn't so much sexy for me( I love human's smile - if someone is sad or happy, then I feel the same), but for people he is, so I was thinking, that maybe it makes you more happy, personally I liked his voice more.

    A.... P....

    @Andre Kerterso where was the joke?

    A.... P....

    @Ellie Howard so you are hater, because it impossible, that you didn't find my joke - it is this sick theory in my first comment here, anyway I don't wanna lost too much my time for you.

    A.... P....

    @Andre Kerterso I'm sorry if my comment came off as hate, when I was typing it, it sounded very sweet and kind but clearly it didn't come off as that to you. Many apologies, also, thank you for explaining

    A.... P....

    @Ellie Howard ok, nice to hear that. Thanks for your explanation too.

  39. l.... Y....

    Me: sees brendon urie get killed
    Also me: draws out a gun on that monstrous bastard

  40. E.... H....

    I can't stop listening, his voice is so good!

  41. M.... B....

    Brendon: *It's a hell of a feeling though*
    Me, a non native English speaker: *iT'S a hEad Of a biLLy gOaT!*

  42. M.... B....

    Rock lobstaaaaa

  43. M.... ....

    I know that at least 1% of the people who watched this wanted to be the lady before she turned into a squid. Don’t deny it.

  44. R.... P....

    Is this a form of tentacle porn?😂😂😳😳

  45. C.... B....

    Brendon was drunk while writing this song....

  46. s.... d....

    Rock lobster!

  47. J.... L....

    CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
    AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN
    I ROAM THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART
    A PACK OF CAMELS AND A SMOKE ALARM


    What meaningful lyrics Brendon they're not weird or random at all u-u

  48. K.... K....

    2:49 😂😂😂

  49. K.... K....

    2:15 the moment he throws the lamp at the squid lady an she catches it 😂😂😂

  50. h.... f....

    Sorry but I can't stand this song.

  51. K.... L....

    This shit hit different when you are hungover

  52. A.... L....

    Two words... ROCK LOBSTER!

  53. s.... s....

    I feel like this sort of makes sense though. I mean, in a music video sirt of way. We are all expected to play a role. Really you don't know what people are. You think people are decent but really they're completely fucked up - not human, in the sense that they no longer have the qualities that make you human, like the ability to love or to feel empathy. Everyday, we destroy another person and find a new alter ego to slip into. A new lie, a new pretending everything is fine, a new facade.

    Or it could just be Brendon's insanity.

  54. D.... P....

    IRAQ LOBSTER

  55. t.... e....

    I always thought that he said "morning hose" hose as in the angry water noodle outside

  56. M.... ....

    Rock lobster

  57. A.... E....

    Starts dancing with a random girl introduces her two champagne cocaine gasoline and most things in-between

  58. A.... E....

    I hate when I get drunk I meet a girl I go dance with her I realize she has tentacles I tried to have sex with her and then I died randomly and then she just throws me up in the morning and then she is me and then I realize that she was a lesbian.

  59. A.... A....

    This is the same guy who danced with Taylor swift in a rainbow suit

  60. S.... S....

    rock lobster!
    rock lobster!

  61. R.... B....

    Ive never been more amazed or confused

  62. H.... F....

    @ Venha amanhã cedinho certo eu acerto com vc é o compadre aca Obg tbm te defenda tirá esses pensamento vei Venha ver Venha amanhã cedinho certo? Cheiro te defenda tira Venha ver Venha ver Venha ver

  63. J.... L....

    𝙄 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙩

  64. I.... ....

    Death to America
    and butter sauce
    Don't boil me
    I'm still alive

  65. e.... ....

    This, my people, is the ultimate TikTok POV.

  66. T.... A....

    I’m drinking cocktails whilst watching this

  67. V.... ....

    kinda sounds familiar like rock lobster -b52s

  68. e.... ....

    rock fuckkn lobster. god i hate panic they’ve just ruined rock lobster for me :(.

  69. F.... M....

    I hope you had a good time listening to this song!

  70. C.... ....

    Brendon: So, what if a tentacle monster seduced, stabbed, and threw me out of a window before taking my identity?

    Everyone:

    Brendon: Get the camera!

  71. B.... M....

    I didn’t think I’d see brendon urie impaled and then thrown off a ledge naked by a squid person but ok

  72. M.... P....

    Officer:excuse me what’s in that bag
    Brendon:a pack of camels and a smoke alarm
    Officer:have you been drinking
    Brendon:Champagne,cocain, gasoline and most things in between
    Officer:your coming with me
    Brendon: I’m not as think as you drunk I am
    Officer:get in the car
    Brendon:Alright!Alright! *sighs* I wish I could find my clothes

  73. m.... b....

    I am the only one who thinks this sounds like I write sins not tragedies. No only me. Ok

  74. v.... h....

    WHY ISNT ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THE HOW THE BEAT IS SAMPLED?!?!

    v.... h....

    violet hoyt
    ??? Stolen from who?

    v.... h....

    it’s sampled actually from rock lobster you should listen to it

    v.... h....

    violet hoyt That’s true! Thanks 🙏🏻

  75. e.... X....

    Fuck I now associate this song with Detroit become human

  76. P.... ....

    Rock lobster!

  77. A.... R....

    Alguien mas inicio año nuevo con esta cancion

  78. S.... A....

    Rock Lobster...

  79. e.... g....

    Call of duty black ops 3 it's FUCKING AMAZING

  80. C.... C....

    I play this song and then I remember I know it...

  81. b.... _....

    this is what i call a good tentacle hentai

  82. L.... H....

    Rock lobster did it first

  83. B.... G....

    I'm in all Van videos! In every video has my comment

  84. O.... M....

    This is closest thing to date with Brendon

  85. S.... P....

    If your date wants to leave you for how you look without makeup just fill em with drinks

  86. p.... E....

    I see i now like P!atd, so i started looking for songs to watch and as soon as i saw that like Well the video was "This" I switched this damn thing to full screen so fast and wa slike "yAy fIrsT PerSon vIeW wItH bRenDon!" But like I'm scared for life now.

  87. M.... A....

    2:26 ...K1nKY. I think Brendon has a thing for tentacle...anIMe ahhshahdb

  88. L.... ....

    Hentai vibes.

  89. T.... ;....

    *"l'm not as think as you drunk I am"*
    – Brendon Urie

  90. /.... ....

    Such a brendon thing to throw a lamp at the SqUiD lAdY

  91. L.... D....

    I know this isn't his best album but damn its good

  92. C.... i....

    You think brendon's being a creepy guy but no, squid lady, and that makes much more sense.

  93. B.... R....

    This song is great, like fr. but the music video is funny xD he a real comedian

  94. E.... G....

    How r U not fined with copying the song rock lobster???? Or are they dead so U can use it

  95. p.... s....

    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
    Thank you, very cool.

  96. M.... W....

    Moral of the story: Bros before squid-ladies

  97. T.... E....

    Rock lobster

  98. M.... T....

    Poor Brendon...looks like Ursula stole more than just your voice buddy.
    Didn’t you learn nothing from Ariel?

  99. J.... A....

    2:47 -2:58

  100. G.... k....

    " *CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE* "
    I think that's what he was doing while making this video.