Paloma Faith - It's Christmas (And I Hate You) Lyrics






Well, it's been so long since we first met
And the honeymoon is over, I'd like to forget
The night we met you lied to me
You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three

Well, it's cold outside but colder in here
Every year I want to leave you, I get the yuletide fear
Well, there's snow on the street, and a star on the tree
We may be happily married but you're killing me, oh

So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you
A little bit more than last year

This year, my present to you
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
This year, my present to you
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
You hoe, hoe, hoe

Your mother never liked me
You've got an Oedipus complex
Your father's so self-righteous
And he thinks he's Malcolm X, oh

So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you
A little bit more than last year

This year, my present to you
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
This year, my present to you
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
You hoe, hoe, hoe

I hate your smile
I hate your folks
I hate our kids
I hate your clothes
I hate your kiss
I hate your smell
I hate your music taste as well

"Darling, cool is not music"

I hate how middle class we are
I hate your silver executive car
I hate your job
You're such a knob!

"It's your turn to walk the dog."
"Where is the dog?"
It's your dog

This year, my present to you
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
This year, my present to you
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
You hoe, hoe, hoe

This year, my present to you
Yes this year
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
My present to you
This year, my present to you
I'm walking, I'm walking
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
Outta here, out that door
You hoe, hoe, hoe
This year, my present to you
Oh, ho, yeah, I ain't nobody's hoe, I ain't gon' be your hoe no more
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you

Oh oooh, yeah yeah hey
...Josh? Josh?





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  1. j.... ....

    Woke up with snow on the ground and this song in my head today. 😂😂😂

  2. S.... P....

    Backdrop is a still from the Xmas favourite film, "It's a Wonderful Life".

  3. a.... ....

    No Christmas without this song <3

  4. E.... f....

    Love Her!

  5. f.... ....

    Still laistening to this all the time😂💕

  6. L.... R....

    Por fin una cancion de Navidad dura con declaracion de intenciones y sin desprender azucar y cursiladadas. I love it Congratulations

  7. M.... ....

    But where is the dog?

  8. B.... A....

    that was brilliant loved it :) haha

  9. E.... W....

    love it

  10. M.... B....

    nice video, have a look at my videos too.

  11. J.... S....

    Play this EVERY CHRISTMAS...every Easter, every summer heatwave..every Halloween..5yrs later and still superb 😘

  12. v.... w....

    Love this song

  13. M.... ....

    Oh wow. I haven't heard this song for so long 😍

  14. A.... ....

    what the guitar cords?

  15. O.... B....

    her voice is wicked

  16. a.... f....

    😂 ain't no ho muddafucka

    a.... f....

    my fav part

  17. P.... l....

    Haven't watched this for like ever obviously heard it tho😭🙏❤️

  18. R.... H....

    A song on my playlist all year round. No season for it, just the mood. 

  19. N.... B....

    I love it it's so cool the lyrics talk 'bout hating on CHRISTMAS and the video it's cute, gosh this is so contradictory love it

  20. T.... F....

    que bueno 

  21. S.... ....

    YOU HO HO HO!  (LOVE IT)

  22. V.... V....

    The anti-song to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" -- and I am loving it!!

  23. e.... ....

    God this is so cute, I never get sick of this :)

  24. N.... ....

    I love Paloma so much.

  25. b.... ....

    I guess its funny, sort of.
    Is she always negative?

  26. L.... E....

    Its not christmas so why am I listening to this over and over again!?!?!?!

  27. K.... R....

    she actually my favourite woman in the world, she called me an angel once :/ sorry to brag. i am genuinely in love with her

  28. M.... M....

    Saw Josh Weller open for Stereophonics and he was surprisingly a very good opening act : )

  29. H.... M....

    I think they actually did go out for a while, if you google it, it should come up:)

  30. D.... H....

    This is so good.

  31. J.... W....

    This is such a great song, they'd be a nice match if they did go out. Can't wait to see Paloma next year

  32. e.... ....

    Can't not love this. Those snowballs XD

  33. c.... ....

    i text type so i can fit more in, there are very little characters or maybe i just talk too much...

  34. P.... C....

    i like this :D

  35. c.... ....

    acctually it was a bit before but i understand if it was at the time of the riots it wouldnt have been and my dad wouldnt exaggerate about wlking up to sum1 and asking for a picture, she sed it in a rather un pleasent tone and soo looked like she wnted attention... i understand now why ppl are giving her hate coz she needs to changer her attitude bcoz ppl arnt gunna like her if she acts like a little bit of a bitch no offence but its true ppl will just hate her and spread rumours and hate....

  36. i.... ....

    I'm sure something like that happened, but I'm sure she wasn't asking for attention especially at that time. She has admitted that she is a bit of a diva but I've not heard a horrible thing that she's done aside this one, all I've heard are people being mean about her. Also, her "I don't think it's appropriate" reason, was understandable, after all, it was at the time of the riots?

  37. A.... ....

    someone likes green eye makeup :P

  38. M.... K....

    absolutely in love with this song <3 oh paloma you're so cute

  39. c.... ....

    has an amazin voice but 1ce my dad wlked up 2 her bout the time the riots was goin on. She was lookin round like she wnted ppl 2 no who she was and wlk up 2 her so my dad did n very politley asked if he could take a pic but she sed 'no! i dnt think thts apropriate' n turned her bck. yeh she dnt wnt ppl wlking up n asking 4 pics and autographs all the time but bck then she wasnt gettin nun of tht coz she was bearly famouse she mite ave a gd voice but she has a nasty attitude tht i dnt like 1 bit!

  40. N.... ....

    I just love this video! Hahaha hilarious

  41. I.... D....

    Had a few Sherbs first did we? Love it!

  42. I.... L....

    If she left me I'd no doubt die of heart break. Death on impact

  43. L.... t....

    lyrics please!!!

  44. i.... ....

    omg spent the last 15 seconds laughing cuz of the last 2 seconds. great.

  45. A.... T....

    @EllenAlexandraBond Because bad music is seen as good music nowadays?

  46. o.... ....

    @MorteforLPBros i think it's just eyeshadow and the camera might've picked up on it as a green screen, so the little lines on her eyes may be just the background.

  47. L.... ....

    this is the virtual Christmas card I send everyone every Christmas..just realised it could send mixed messages. oops.

  48. h.... ....

    Hilarious!

  49. M.... W....

    1.42 ahahahaha

  50. F.... C....

    I'm gonna spend christmas singing this song... oh yeah

  51. N.... ....

    Paloma's face at the beginning of the video is priceless.Awh.

  52. W.... V....

    Ha ha ha ha. This is effing awesome. :)

  53. J.... B....

    Lyrics? pleaseeee

  54. G.... S....

    what's with the balls?

  55. x.... ....

    Diana krall is music :( Hahahaha

  56. A.... ....

    Ok, like the song, but WTF is with the hair?

  57. k.... ....

    Haha Paloma immitating the dog. :D Great singer... :)

  58. A.... G....

    do u have the lyrics

  59. M.... ....

    funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....!!! bad timing, though..!!
    happy superbelated xmas to u too... xD

  60. c.... ....

    i love love love her dress.

  61. 3.... ....

    Hilarious video. I'll have to show it to my friends. Just a question though; can anybody tell me what she said after that 'I hate your music taste' bit? There was something about it not being music, but I didn't really understand her. Not a native speaker here, so help would be appreciated. :D

  62. G.... ....

    Paloma's facial expressions on this video are awesome, apart from being one of the most under rated singers on the planet, her acting skills are amazing too.

  63. J.... ....

    This is amazing :D

  64. E.... J....

    Her makeup keeps interfering with the Green Screen, if you notice around her eyes sometimes it's see through...

  65. E.... J....

    This gets me in the Christmas Spirit.

  66. s.... h....

    i sooo need the lyrics to this

  67. C.... ....

    between 2:33 - 2:54 are my fave bits - i love these two, they are so funny! :)

  68. H.... P....

    das lied ist nett... der typ erinnert mich an Daniel Kübelbock XD

  69. S.... H....

    does anyone know the chords to this song?????? i really wanna learn it by christmas!! x

  70. K.... K....

    she is amazing <3 and that guys hair ;D n'awww :)

  71. A.... M....

    i love paloma

  72. M.... ....

    @AdenarKaren i genuinely wet myself everytime XDDDDDDD

  73. M.... ....

    this is amazing <3

  74. H.... S....

    i just love the way she sings. always looks so laid back but comes out the amazing voice, i went to her gig last week, the live vocal is even batter than the album!!!

  75. t.... ....

    I think this should be christmas No1!!! :) Wheres the dudes that made Rage get it last year??

  76. S.... D....

    Bloody EXCELLENT !!

  77. S.... S....

    @tanyaama WTF?!!?!? you cant even see her shoes

  78. S.... ....

    Your such a knob! hahahaha

  79. 5.... ....

    @LillaLotusFlower I think you've got the lyrics slightly wrong. I think it should be, "Every year I want to leave you, I get the YULETIDE fear." - Yuletide is an old English word for Christmas time. (From a pre-Christian pagan festival about the same time as Christmas. I think Vikings had, and modern Scandanavians have a similar word.) It's not used so often nowadays.

  80. P.... P....

    Well, it's been so long
    Since we first met
    And the honeymoon is over
    I'd like to forget
    The night we met
    You lied to me
    You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three

    Well it's cold outside
    But colder in here
    Every year i want to leave you
    I get the use I fear
    Well there's snow on the street
    A star on a tree
    We may be happily married
    But you're killing me

    BRIDGE
    So Merry Christmas babe
    I think I hate you
    A little bit more than last year

    P.... P....

    Pre-chorus*

  81. P.... P....

    Well, it's been so long
    Since we first met
    And the honeymoon is over
    I'd like to forget
    The night we met
    U lied to me
    U said that u were 19 when u were 23

    Well it's cold outside
    But colder in here
    Every year i want to leave u
    I get the use I fear
    Well there's snow on the street
    A star on a tree
    We may be happily married
    But u're killing me

  82. T.... F....

    love her shoes in her video, i got mine at isimplyshop..com :)

  83. c.... ....

    I love this vid! and not just becoz Josh is ma cuzin!!!

  84. C.... ....

    do those balls represent baby jesus?

  85. A.... ....

    can any1 find the lyrics?

  86. t.... ....

    LOVE LOVE LOVE

  87. i.... ....

    WE DIG IT

  88. j.... ....

    hahaha ^^ wonderful ^^ they have to make more songs together - so funny :D

  89. A.... W....

    thiiiiis is nothing short of adorable. i love their voices together!

  90. A.... ....

    do you have a lyric?

  91. n.... ....

    @animesand oedipus complex its where he is in love with his mother

  92. 0.... P....

    What a crock of shit...

  93. a.... ....

    What type of complex did she say he had?

  94. a.... ....

    Hahaha this I so funny

  95. N.... A....

    niiiiice :D

  96. J.... M....

    Oh gosh! I love this video!!
    it's so funny and so down the earth!!
    they both are amazing!!

  97. p.... ....

    this always makes me smile

  98. o.... ....

    i couldn't find them anywhere, but i typed them up a while ago if you want 'em.