Palmer, Amanda - New Zealand Lyrics
New Zealand, New Zealand,
You caught me on an awful day,
My little life is all fucked up,
My psyche is in disarray.
I wish I could enjoy you more,
I wish I had more time to see,
Your cliffsides and your blackened shores.
New Zealand, New Zealand,
I don't know why I tour this way,
Trapped inside an aeroplane,
And twittering the scenery.
New Zealand, New Zealand,
My period is six days late,
My pubic hair is turning grey,
But I don't believe in the beauty standard,
And there's no way that I'm pregnant,
So it's technically okay.
Everything is so beautiful here,
The people on Cuba Street drinking their beer,
I wish I could stay here and never go home,
I wish I could be just like Holly Hunter in 'the Piano',
And not have to talk to anyone,
Even though there's technically nothing wrong with my voice,
And just play piano and make love to hot local boys.
New Zealand, New Zealand,
You caught me at the end of tour,
My willpower's collapsing,
And I cannot do this anymore.
New Zealand, New Zealand,
My song is coming to an end,
I hope you have enjoyed it,
And I hope I get my period.
I also hope I haven't grossed you out,
But that's what you get,
When you ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes.
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Palmer, Amanda New Zealand Comments
New Zealand New Zealand
You caught me on an awful day
My little life is all fucked up
My psyche is in disarray
New Zealand New Zealand
I
You know, you'll notice for those of you singing along
And I don't know how the fuck you know the words for this song
You must have listened to it a million times on Youtube
I did a little tweeking of the lyrics
I hope you don't mind Now I feel so guilty
I only played this song live, like, once
A year ago
New Zealand New Zealand
You caught me on an awful day
My little life is all fucked up
My psyche is in disarray
New Zealand New Zealand
I wish i could enjoy you more
I wish i had more time to see your
Cliffsides and your blackened shores
New Zealand New Zealand
I don't know why I tour this way
Trapped inside an aeroplane
And twittering the scenery
New Zealand New Zealand
I feel like shit what can i say
My period is six days late
My pubic hair is turning grey
But I don't believe in the beauty standard
And there's no way that I'm pregnant
So it's technically okay
Everything is so beautiful here
The people on Cuba Street drinking their beers
I wish I could stay here and never go hume
I wish I could be like Holly Hunter in the Piano
And not have to talk to anyone
Even though there's technically nothing wrong with my voice
And just play piano and make love to hot local boys
New Zealand New Zealand
You cought me at the end of tour
My will power's collapsing
And I can not do this anymore
New Zealand New Zealand
My song is coming to an end
I hope you have enjoyed it
And I hope I get my period
And I hope I haven't grossed you out
But that's what happens when you
Ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes
Finally someone notices the kiwis :D
Hows lime guy ... Sublime... I loved that
Best!Song!Ever!
I wish i could see this!
exact same chords as your not for me by bear puns
This song is just perfect.
Yes, yes she is.
This is the greatest thing in existence. Just sayin'.