Paisley, Brad - Alcohol Lyrics






I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

I been known to cause a few break ups
I been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from Work

[1st Chorus]
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those
Naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemmingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

[2nd Chorus]
'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance
I'm medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

[Repeat 1st Chorus]





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  1. n.... o....

    Brad Paisley is an epitome of a good musician,thumbs up

  2. M.... R....

    He doesn't drink but writes drinking songs Hypocrite

  3. G.... T....

    this song literally never has or will be suitable for all ages but i somewhat like literally all of his music including this song + i am were + will be real real picky with rap hip hop + country being the music's overall lowest in talent

  4. J.... H....

    Love this song, I'm going to have someone play it at my funeral

  5. j.... j....

    2020 I’m here!

  6. J.... K....

    Brad are you saying white people can't dance?! Lol.

  7. C.... H....

    This gets even better when you think about the fact that Brad Paisley doesn't drink.

  8. T.... H....

    We're here to live...

  9. M.... Y....

    This is my song

  10. T.... T....

    Damn RIGHT HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE IN 2020!!!

  11. B.... B....

    Brad and his humor.. Priceless!

  12. B.... ....

    I drink alcohol because I don't have a job ... https://youtu.be/SxjjkQadFpc

  13. S.... F....

    He's a twin to my brother

    S.... F....

    Lucky you! 😍

  14. S.... C....

    Dont drink . Smoke weed every day

  15. K.... H....

    This is a terry fox song

  16. A.... S....

    Only in America can have a song dedicated to alochol. Try and let another country do this

  17. E.... E....

    Awesome.ee

  18. A.... G....

    Nobody:

    Brad Paisley: ALLLLCOHOLLL

  19. J.... n....

    My dad strapped me to a chair and cut me with razor blades all over my back. He put His liquor on my wounds so it stings. He’d put out his cigarettes on me and I have several burn marks on my body from it. He gets real mad if his horse didn’t win. He’d put my fingers on the toaster and wrap
    my face with duck tape so I didn’t scream. He raped my sister everyday and even made her pregnant once. He beat her stomach so bad she got an abortion. He’s an alcoholic and a gambling addict and killed our neighbors dog one time at night, because the dog was barking too loud. He threw the dog in the oven. He had a horrible temper and he’s evil. Coming back from school, I’d try to tip toe to my room without him noticing me. Shirtless, He’d drink beer sometimes whisky out the bottle and watch tv chain smoking. If he saw me he’d usually tell me to make him food or do him a favor which I always hated. If I didn’t do it, he’d torture me. One time he got so drunk he threw his own excrement on the tv and would force me to clean it. I’m glad to say he died a few years ago from cancer. Won’t miss him at all. He got arrested for his crimes also.

  20. R.... ....

    Replace any temporary and worldly addiction or temptation with the love of God. God truly liberates you. If you have God, you don't need anything else.

  21. J.... C....

    Religious drink consumed in public, Marijuana should have the same legs/credentials.

  22. T.... L....

    Out of all those people at the end, all I could see was the lil hottie in front with the Bikini top on

  23. J.... H....

    Karaoke night at a court ordered A.A. meeting

    J.... H....

    Coffee and cigarettes with juicy t.h.c. don't lie principles before personities

  24. W.... J....

    I hope that Lampshade guy is Brad's Pop. I sure Miss You Dad. Thinking Of You Wardo Bernardo, my Father.

  25. D.... T....

    Hey guys I’m drunk

  26. C.... Q....

    This song is utter shit. Check you for ticks? I've got your next song! How to piss away a career!

  27. C.... O....

    Drunk driving claims nearly 11,000 people a year but hey let's make a song glorifying alcohol.

  28. D.... S....

    Every one of them mfs is white

    D.... S....

    And your point is what???

    D.... S....

    They don't have a basketball in their hands???

  29. T.... ....

    Anyone in 2019, raise your drink to this song.

  30. h.... ....

    Since the day i left Milwaukee🖤

  31. S.... N....

    That's my favorite

  32. S.... H....

    That was beautiful a song

  33. �.... �....

    I love this song and this is a video clip. Still listening it for ten years. Do you know why? Because there’s no rap in this video and no nigga! > _ <

  34. P.... C....

    bland, basic, and boring (compared to other professional musician's work).

  35. C.... T....

    RIP Little Jimmy Dickens

  36. k.... ....

    I do not want to hear country songs anymore. It's always about beer, whiskey, gin. My nipples are stiff when I reach for a bottle of beer.

  37. M.... O....

    Love alcohol. My Wife and family. But I’m not an alcoholic because I don’t keep booze in the house.

  38. t.... c....

    12 million and up

  39. J.... M....

    What was this song about again?

  40. M.... S....

    I just saw him on 9/6/19 he was great

  41. T.... ....

    I dont understand how this song isnt like one of the top 100 songs of all time.

  42. R.... W....

    Speaking as an alcoholic, (sober for many years), this is the funniest song I've ever heard.

  43. R.... R....

    He mentondsds white people off?

  44. J.... T....

    I don't recall

  45. c.... ....

    Anyone viewing in 2019?

    c.... ....

    My mom died of alcohol poisoning. I love this song.

    c.... ....

    @Dan Simpson Jeez bro sorry

    c.... ....

    cance7984 Nope! It's 2020😁

  46. K.... H....

    No comment.

  47. B.... S....

    Love it💛💛💛💛💛

  48. V.... D....

    Me being 11 in 2019 and my friends judging me

  49. e.... ....

    Great tune & So funny because it's true!!

  50. D.... T....

    Im more of a grass guy. But i love this song

  51. L.... W....

    ROMANS 13:13
    “Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy.”
    1 CORINTHIANS 6:9-11
    “Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.”
    GALATIANS 5:19-21
    “The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.”

  52. L.... S....

    I got a little snippet of my fiance's best man's speech last night and if it truly goes like he stated, I may need to have the DJ play this song afterwards. 😅🤦‍♀️

  53. j.... j....

    Love the song

  54. l.... m....

    Helping white people dance 😂😂

  55. S.... A....

    Masonic Much???? im not opposed but can we evolve?

  56. R.... L....

    Nearly destroyed my father then years later me. Dont touch the stuff today.

  57. R.... ....

    How many people are listening to this song will drinking? Raises hand with drink in hand.

  58. J.... M....

    hey I'm going back in time to 2007 anyone want to join?

  59. J.... K....

    is any human being this HOTTT?????

  60. J.... K....

    SOOO true ... !!!

  61. E.... ....

    drink me

  62. G.... S....

    Country Contrary to Rock

  63. m.... p....

    Paisley is a skippable order of letters

  64. P.... M....

    This reminds me I wanna blow my brains out but I keep getting sidetracked....

  65. S.... C....

    I am medicine and I am poison - Alcohol.

  66. K.... H....

    I remember watching a show called Real People a Canadian show hosted by ex cia agent Valerie Wilson running along side Terry fox shortiy after Bob and Linda Miller carried out a contract to n Terry fox causing him to lose his right leg to cancer . I have to sue Linda Miller for identity theft and committing murder with an amoutated lawyer named Diana Cunningham a Syracuse NY divorce lawyer who was caught in my home

  67. K.... H....

    Sharon stone broke Kim Haugans right foot and switched her pain medication for a downer because Kim Haugan is a key witness to the murder of Canadian Terry fox and a key witness to the contract killing of 3 of her Canadian family members residing in Bridgeport NY and central square NY

  68. K.... H....

    I think tom Carver and katty kay and long time friend Lyn Miller of the lyn law firm in skaneateles ny are in serious trouble

  69. E.... T....

    This was me last night at a high school after party

  70. W.... J....

    Smack that bottle would'ya !

  71. E.... K....

    Bro I knew this was going to be a country song by just looking at the thumbnail

  72. K.... D....

    So nice videos nice idea nice Background

  73. K.... H....

    I remember EVERYTHING..... Alcohol

  74. B.... P....

    Like this for bard

  75. V.... ....

    2019 🙂

  76. a.... n....

    my favourite😍😘👌

  77. a.... n....

    great hit!

  78. A.... F....

    Alcohol

  79. S.... H....

    Some of the best times you'll never remember.

  80. B.... ....

    Alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution!

    B.... ....

    Wisher words have not been spoken

  81. N.... F....

    .1 # never

  82. A.... W....

    2018, who's here??

    A.... W....

    Me😉😁!

  83. E.... E....

    the best song to say when deal with alcohol and get drunk...thumbs up...

  84. K.... S....

    Alcohol has also been know to cause quite a few deaths.

    K.... S....

    life has caused quite a few deaths

    K.... S....

    Huh? Are you saying everyone is going to die sooner or later?

  85. E.... I....

    Whew, this music video. I'm wonder how much alcohol played a role in this too?! Or maybe that's just the mid-2000's fault.

  86. S.... S....

    Hi Danielle

  87. P.... C....

    just me thats drunk rn?

  88. R.... &....

    the funniest thing is brad doesnt drink but smokes cigars

  89. z.... L....

    I’ve been put down all my life but I got to say Jamey Johnson once said it might be lonely at the top but it’s a bitch at the bottom

  90. t.... w....

    Not a country fan but brad paisley is pretty good

  91. M.... ....

    Thanks bro

  92. m.... c....

    THIS SONG IS AMAZIN.....BRAD MAKES U WANNA DRINK N LAUGH AT ALL D THINGS ALCOHOL CAN BRING INTO ALL OUR LIVES.....TALK ABOUT FUN!!! SOME ALSO SAD

  93. K.... P....

    Little Jimmy Dickens

  94. C.... E....

    my favorite

  95. J.... L....

    Add me on sc for a good time😉 @WolfeLuvsYou <3

  96. s.... ....

    Whiskey drunk and listening in September of 2018

  97. J.... B....

    A modern day barroom classic.