Owl City - Dental Care Lyrics
I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather pick flowers, instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile, of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills
"Have a seat" he says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand, and practically laughs at me
"Open up nice and wide" he says peering in
And with a smirk he says "Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to grin
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on,
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes South
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin, and shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth,
And have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills
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Owl City Dental Care Comments
mans just wrote a whole ass song about going to the dentist
"golf and alcohol don't mix, so that's why i don't drink and drive."
"golf and alcohol don't mix, thats why i never drink and drive" is it just me or did it take anyone else like forever to get that pun
oh wait what? its a pun?? :0 i feel silly for not realizing that huhuhu >.<
Owl City: The only artist that makes you feel like you're on acid and yet totally normal at the same time.
im a soon to be dentist and idk how to feel about this song. I love all the other owl city songs since forever, though haha
I ACTUALLY FOUND THIS SONG ON MY MOM'S IPOD AND I TOTALLY FELL IN LOVE AND 2019 IS NEAR TO END ♡
Their are literally so many puns in this song, and I love it!
i love how he can sing about things that some ppl might think is childish or stupid to sing about, bc its not and its honestly an amazing song just like all his others
I am on disability, I need work done on my teeth my dentist send me to the Dental College of SIU dental school in Alton Illinois. At first it was for an implant for my front tooth but after no one taking care of my problem they said there is too much wrong with my teeth and would cost me over $10,000? I went there for only one tooth now they want to take them all out and start over? They told me they have to take care of my whole mouth which means taking out all my teeth and start over? What happened to my one tooth, they said they have to take care of my whole mouth but not every tooth is bad. So I went to Dr. Meyer in Fenton MO. He will put in a partial for my covering two teeth for only $946 the rest of my teeth are good, there is no problem with them. Why does a dental school, students, have to charge me so much money? I won't go back there I paid for an x-ray for all my teeth plus an x-ray for each tooth. I got up and walked out, my problem has turned into a fiasco . What happened to my one tooth you ask, it's removed and has a partial so I can chew food and looks better. NEVER GO TO THIS COLLEGE??
Sweet song like candies I ate more than twenties and... suddenly my teeth crashed out until my brother taking me down to the dentist to give a spare change. In the end, I learnt myself that I wouldn't be too much eating sweet things even in dinner time too.
this song has such gay undertones, I love it
"Golf and alcohol don't mix and that's why I don't drink and drive" may be my favorite Owl City line ever written.
................. ok habit .
I'm literally listening to this while my girlfriend's getting her dental check up
"Cuz I say the stupidest things"
I feel ya Adam
I know the 'DRILL' to, better than anyone else
Lisa needs braces!
Now do classical gas!
People “like us” get it!
This has the same energy as "My Shiny Teeth and Me"
I came here to say this
@TheStorm Follower Fairly Odd Parents
@Belltrixe _ oh ok. Thx
I'm going to the dentist tomorrow and I'm going to have this song playing in my head. Wait, that might be a bad idea. What if I start giggling thinking of this song? Uh-oh.
Do it! 😂
1:59! Best part!
Bro I'm terrified of the dentist so this song brings weird emotions but it's still great
Remembered the song out of nowhere, super underrated
'so I know the drill' - nice pun there Adam
I listen to this song while carpooling to the dentist, everybody gets a kick out of that.
My dentist should listen this song 😏😏
What the fuck
I know these lyrics were weird, but I don't remember this level of shenanigans.
This song is really CHEEKY.
Its amazing how he can legit sing about anything and make it amazing
He also made a song about toupees
This song makes him seem like a normal person. Not a awesome singer, whom I admire very much and look up to!
he is a normal person and you could be just like him if you just had recognition ya know depending on ur skill which im sure you have something
Yep. Pure Adam Young! Who else sings about a trip to the dentist?
TheStorm Follower blake shelton😊
Vocaloids. When they're told to, of course.
And by now, they have been told to do some pretty weird stuff, like: pissing off Miku with covers better than the originals she sang (props to the Kagamines and Una Otomachi, and many other Vocaloids covering songs originally written and arranged for Miku), acting all Tsundere, Yandere and literally all kinds of Dere you can imagine (all of them do that, it's just part of them I guess), eating eyes (props to Miku and GHOST) being a lewd cat loli in love with her owner (Rin, you're drunk again), tripping in the 80s (yes, I'm talking about you, "Shake It!") and realizing they're actually computer programs (Electric Angel by Yasuo-P, MIKU by Anamanaguchi). So some anime kiddos can sometimes sing about some REALLY weird stuff...
@Katarzyna Myśluk well now I know...
@Francine M I don't listen to him
I love you daddy 🥰
This song is so underrated, it's one of my favorites <3
Ah! My favorite song! <3
these lyrics are so weird i love it.
My sentiments exactly!
Exactly
this music is music
But is this musical music music???
it's more music than most music is music