Orange Goblin - Beginners Guide To Suicide Lyrics

stilllll soooo damn good and its been some years.....uhhhh heightens your high thats for sure

Amazing

Thank you

Just cant stop listening,ear orgasm every single time

No green armor better

66 people are just little wankers!!

Thanks you !! Scrolling and scrolling and finally find a ancer where i can identificate with..

I’m not certain but this may be one of the best songs ever🤘

storytime:
my ex-girlfriend usually liked stuff like bob marley... i showed her this song and she loved it. i wasnt surprised.

Best song ever made?

Top of my music to sleep to list, OG been around for decades, it amazes me mainstream Rock stations never play them, why?

Perfect tone firepit jams for the gods Busch lights and Jamos

One of best songs ever written

lol.. not enuf testosterone..

I like the camp fire sound at the end.

great tune

the 51 people that put hands down ,, should be on justin bieber page ,,

A fucking great mix between metal/rock/blues.

lmao, you're English... I thought New Orleans USA or something from that song

0:00 - 4:23 "Hmm, this track is pretty good"

4:23 - 8:06 "Holy shit!"

like the first half better. As soon as he starts his scream he loses his melodic touch. his singing becomes pale. It lacks depth. It's recognizable for most of the orange goblin songs.

@@Gias1 The portion he's referencing is instrumental.

come to fuckin nz ,il take you fellas on a journey

fuck yea, the big black / the universe .Sick! OG for life NZ !

Love this fucking Band

damn why this band is so underground ! way better than anything new we get on the radio ahahh

I was looking for a literal beginners guide to suicide when I found this song lol I really like it though

Riiiight

kinda reminds me of some BADASS rock n roll

It's best with BASS!

This fuckin song is the goddamn motherfucker

i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.

i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.i want to sex a cowgirl in my honda vtec. my shitttt so fast baby. got the D series Vtec. Babe the dyno said 776 to the wheels N/A. All motor, i smoke all rotors. Ibought aem filter last week and she running on royal purple. No FAT CHICKS THOOO cuz she slammmmed.

but why are you sharing this here and so... incoherently?..

Drugs does that for ya. If you can't share your stoned ramblings in the comment section of a stoner rock band's video, where else?

@Dick Dastardly You Sayed...😎

'Kin mint tune!

This song doesn't just rock the fuck out, it's also incredibly well composed and has one of the best bass tones I've heard.

Muffin Man-Frank Zappa That voice man.

this song helps stave off suicide cos suicide would mean never hearing this song again!!!

This shit is sick! :D

First heard this song when i was shitting. My ass exploded and i soared up into the sky

Pretty badass

is like southern rock

My hands are so sore...

Orange Goblin, great band. Den ole manic Heavy Bluezz. Hail the Heavy!!!

once i heard this song totally stoned

It felt like hours and it was just amazing

I know that feeling.

mindracing fuck yeah.

trollfist dumbass

​@champer slimmerthannone He's way too high. But it is one of the best songs ever recorded.

This is fucking magnificent!!

Love this song..."...in the eons of time, even death may die..." H.P.L

Guide To Suicide.....Hmmm?..Naaah! Don't off yerself, ..off ISIS!!

Isis broke up in 2010, no?

first heard this when i was in he middle of a bad acid trip. it's difficult for me to listen to it still and that was six years ago. eve though i was in the worst state of my life i was still loving the song.

+Mark Wright Sure you were. I totally believe you.

+Mark Wright best 3 sentancesun a row i read all week

Sounds like a grate trip to me!

it is when your penis is inserted into a woman's vagina and she cant feel anything. or when your dick keeps falling out of the woman's vagina! thanks google

google tiny dick vagina

Well maybe I do have a tiny dick vagina maybe I don't only one way to find out right?

@Society Of The Fly
It sounds like someone has a tiny dick vagina.

@CaveManCobb
lick it, it tastes just like a Popsicle.

+Mike DiLeo I did...only got regular porn...I image searched it but not much came up either...disappointing

Don't need to. I've got both.

This should be used as a substitue for heroin when dealing with withdrawals

Good luck with that.

You can buy the album...

where the hell i can download this album!? i cant find it no where!! shiit!!

@*****
 yeah... i did it. jeje

@***** buy the vinyl 

Even my grandpa used to like this song. His personal guide to suiciders is viagra & ouzo 

hahhahahaha

OUZO THE BEST

They put viagra into the tap water and I had a random boner for hours.

benzo diazepam,blue cheese , wild turkey , heineken and ecstacy are in my holster on that fateful day. With orange goblin and big business and crowbar seeing me off .

lol lol

Best consumed with whiskey

Krainost isn't everything?

This is music!

No shit!

vai ver AC/DC

Orange goblin nail those guitar solo's like its nothing! 

thanks for contributing Tommy Tokes!

I prefer this video way more than the Acid Trial one, mainly because it includes scenes from the great short film "Lovecraft Dream" and it doesn`t look like every other generic modern metal video like Acid  Trial and it does not include two girls senselessly dancing around.

Music is not dead while it exists underground

Unfortunately, the dead are also underground.

I hate it when people say "omg, music is so dead today."
Music is just as alive as it ever was. Orange Goblin is proof.

why dont they play this song during their live shows? :((

This is one of the best songs I've ever heard.

what kind of a person that listens to stoner rock/doom metal minds grease, let alone greasy tits?

all take just the widow. Unless the lap dance is from your woman and not some greasy strip club, then in that case you might as well hand me the beer.

@zerogravity121 same here brah im getting my tickets to see them here in austin its going to be dope sauce

yeahh heute abend Schlachthof Wiesbaden!!

shit gona see them live in a few weeks

More like you got a look like you were from Planet Ten! haha Rock on brother!

high on sawtooth ale and some shit weed from the skatepark just listening to some O.G.

no carlsberg beer!

no carlsberg beer!

They are drinking Guinness?

CHE BULLI!!!

I listened to this song and became stoned without any drugs.

Amateur

all right now the world can put to an end

Ahh I am stoned in The Bayou. Southern Comfort.

Awesome!!! *.*

i guess it depends on what kind of mood you are, and that's the beauty of music you can do what ever you want with it, and it'll always be there for you, either you are partying, either you are discovering new bands, new genres, either you are walking down the street with your headphones on, you are listening to it, it's there... u can't ignore it, no matter would hard you try. the music you listen isn't meant to be listened, it's meant to be your friend, your companion whatever you want!

that bass is fuzzier than my ballsack!!

I just see their show in France !! :)

I listened to this song for the first time baked. It was the most amazing experience ever, the solo just seemed to go on for years and years and luckily stoner me was smart enough to bookmark this piece of art.

white widow+lap dance+cold beer...

Made my playlist.... Love it!

Fuck! Its like Led Zeppelin got fucked by Slayer and this came out.

Rob Zombie and Black Sabbath

What an awesome track. Just wanna smoke one right now!

ben the one in the middle i met him and had Chinese with him like a boss

kinda reminds me of spongebob for some reason

The slide guitar maybe?

listening squidward suicide and this song at the same time is fucking creepy

Sooooo fucking lame, Its a fucking rip-off from another band. check out "coulour haze - planet". The real thing is soo much heavier. BTW @dystopiahyattify-, I bet he jacks off to his childish fantsy

CXowgirl thanks for the post!!!

Beginners Guide To Suicide? Makes me wanna burn one!

i need a fix

suenan muy piolas!!!!

Led Zeppelin vibe at 4:25

totally saw these guys live and it was ball out man!!!

Yup, I was there against the fence, fucking blew my mind!!!
Bass player's a god..fuck that, they're all GODS!!
Running thick on the essence of the good English spirit of Sabbath and Motorhead, no posing here.....

Sweet ass cut man,these dudes are cold as ice!!

this song always reminds me of summer time in Georgia. so hot it makes the dust freeze in the air. and so wet your clothes stick to ya. only thing that can save ya is a beer and a smoke. love this band.

Saw these dudes at soundwave, adelaide Australia. They were shithot awsome

I met the drummer Chris Turner last night in Boise!

Damm, I'm sorry I missed you guys in Seattle...

-Had the one eye syndrome going on?

~_o "Do you fuckin hear this?!"

fuck yeah!