Open Mike Eagle - Pissy Transmissions Lyrics
How are things for you?
I been writing pretty lyrics
But missing someone to sing 'em to
Have the people you've been meeting been affable?
I've been faxing you messages
If there's an actual opening in your space time
Erase my voicemail messages from your dateline
I taped mine under a false pretense
A temporary lapse in cunning and lost street sense
In the spring and summer
It's all peaches
Now a full court press
But I'm running the wrong defense
Grief stricken
Cause she's Witches of Eastwickin'
Cause the heat's missing
Hope your pretty kitty keeps on pissing on all your documents
Your kitchen smells of Polish sausages
We're polar opposites
A known common sense
I've recently grown cognizant of:
There's no point in polishing mud
In the state of conflict, the refs will have quirks
The ushers have flashlights, and I got works
For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls
And the things said discretely
Let it go on, let it go on
Lurch like a world spinning off its axis
Cause the cat pissed on your faxes
Sharpen up the axes
We'll teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions
I'm done with ass kissing
Starting it was the hard part
You're like a magician
Fingers quick as a card shark
I been a fan since then
Loaning you an enlarged heart
I sent you transmissions
You were thinking of car parts
Bought you an aardvark instead of an anteater
And you pleasure yourself with electrical ass tweezers
That's either a sadness or a sickness
Giving a whole new meaning to being on her "shit list"
I've been rescued
Like Jews on Schindler's
I'm still representing for the coupon spenders
I hear your new dude has a Yukon with spinners
I got some fresh fruit and a new Braun blender
In the state of conflict, the refs will have quirks
The ushers have flashlights, and I got works
For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls
And the things said discretely
Let it go on, let it go on
Lurch like a world spinning off its axis
Cause the cat pissed on your faxes
Sharpen up the axes
We'll teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions
I could never be a simple brother
Cause the world ain't black and white
Some of this shit's magenta colored
There's different other shades of periwinkle
When Mary tinkles
It resembles berry sprinkles
A crotchety thin old hairy wrinkled man
Carries tingles
Not to mention dingleberries
How long has it been since there were people caring?
An old monument cinched on uneven bearings
Directing filthy poetry at his three canaries
He finds Jesus very comforting in his old age
Just left church
Cussin' at people
Road rage
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Open Mike Eagle - The Curse Of Hypervigilance (In Politics, Romance, And Cohabitation)
- Open Mike Eagle - Insecurity
- Open Mike Eagle - Smiling (Quirky Race Doc)
- Open Mike Eagle - Leave People Alone
- Open Mike Eagle - A Short About A Guy That Dies Every Night
- Open Mike Eagle - Protectors Of The Heat
- Open Mike Eagle - Insecurity Part 2 (The Moor The Marry Her)
- Open Mike Eagle - Dive Bar Support Group
- Open Mike Eagle - Drunk Dreaming
- Open Mike Eagle - Reprieve
- Open Mike Eagle - Legendary Iron Hood
- Open Mike Eagle - (How Could Anybody) Feel At Home
- Open Mike Eagle - Check To Check
- Open Mike Eagle - Dang Is Invincible
- Open Mike Eagle - I Went Outside Today
- Open Mike Eagle - Sadface Penance Raps
- Open Mike Eagle - A History Of Modern Dance
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Open Mike Eagle Pissy Transmissions Comments
I love this track and didn't even realize there was a vid. Epic and underrated af. Cheers Mr. Eagle.
rappers sampling pavement is the coolest thing ever
rappers sampling pavement sampling moby grape. it's a beautiful thing.
Amazing! Bravo.
This is soo powerful.
This should have hundreds of millions of views.Superb
same thing
Pavement - Civilized Satanist
sample is civilized satanist by the jicks, for the dude who asked
you're right. he didn't change much either. love this joint
anyone know who the back vocals are? i keep thinking stephen malkmus.
yo yo yo whats the sample to this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGQMFdmBNw
This song is so dope, When r u coming to minneapolis?
@mike1906 Im just kidding, all the new videos are raw. Hope we can work together on one of your videos. I am a year late mving to LA, but Im coming this summer.
@mike1906 Yeah, whats good fam, hope my name aint sounding like a bad word.
@mike1906 Yeah fam, Thirsty Fish is ill. Cant wait till those come out.
@mike1906 Is this mike eagle?
Are you working on any Thirsty Fish vids
great song and vid. stop judging me.
groovy. Malkmus FTW
hahaha a yukon with spinners right. thank goodness someone's saying "cognizant" in a rap.