Old 97's - Stoned Lyrics
Well I must have been stoned when this whole started,
'Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore.
Can't figure out where I'm at, maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico.
I think you're swell but I ain't gonna tell you so.
Hitchhike to Rhome. Take the Greyhound to Fredericksburg.
Well I'm flat broke, I've been smoking butts for days.
You say, "Maybe you can stay with me." I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan."
You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man.
You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand.
Take a letter to God. "Dear Sir: I'm dissatisfied.
Well it ain't your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart.
All I need is a brief reprieve. I keep leaving. I ain't gettin' nowhere."
Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair?
Won't you stay? I can't play like I don't care.
I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear.
I think you're fly and that's why I'm getting out of here.
Well, I must have been stoned.
Good Lord, I wish I'd been stoned.
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Old 97's Stoned Comments
Good Saturday morning drinking music but I don't drink.
These guys are asses. Old 97's and Rhett Miller rule. Go North Texas folk rock.
You must have been stoned when you posted this.
One of the things I loved about living in Dallas for 20 years was seeing the Old 97's LIVE many times over...
they never come to Florida. So, for a birthday present some years ago I flew to Dallas--just to see 'em!
still sucks
indeed my dear sir
Shmmmmmnmmeeeeeedddsss.
That's really lame.
Shmmeeeds.
you're fucking shit.
lol yeah
You are an asshat. ; )
this band's fuckin shit
Have you considered eating a whole asshole?
@rax1p I do too.
i two times love you
@rax1p whoever you are, i totally agree!
i love you, whoever posted this