Old 97's - Stoned Lyrics






Well I must have been stoned when this whole started,
'Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore.

Can't figure out where I'm at, maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico.
I think you're swell but I ain't gonna tell you so.
I think you're great but it's late and I'd better go.

Hitchhike to Rhome. Take the Greyhound to Fredericksburg.
Well I'm flat broke, I've been smoking butts for days.

You say, "Maybe you can stay with me." I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan."
You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man.
You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand.

Take a letter to God. "Dear Sir: I'm dissatisfied.
Well it ain't your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart.

All I need is a brief reprieve. I keep leaving. I ain't gettin' nowhere."
Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair?
Won't you stay? I can't play like I don't care.
I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear.
I think you're fly and that's why I'm getting out of here.

Well, I must have been stoned.
Good Lord, I wish I'd been stoned.





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  1. K.... W....

    Good Saturday morning drinking music but I don't drink.

  2. j.... ....

    These guys are asses. Old 97's and Rhett Miller rule. Go North Texas folk rock.

  3. P.... M....

    You must have been stoned when you posted this.

  4. 1.... ....

    One of the things I loved about living in Dallas for 20 years was seeing the Old 97's LIVE many times over...

    1.... ....

    they never come to Florida. So, for a birthday present some years ago I flew to Dallas--just to see 'em!

  5. S.... ....

    still sucks

  6. W.... ....

    indeed my dear sir

  7. R.... N....

    Shmmmmmnmmeeeeeedddsss.

    That's really lame.

    Shmmeeeds.

  8. P.... M....

    you're fucking shit.

  9. S.... ....

    lol yeah

  10. S.... M....

    You are an asshat. ; )

  11. S.... ....

    this band's fuckin shit

    S.... ....

    Have you considered eating a whole asshole?

  12. S.... M....

    @rax1p I do too.

  13. B.... ....

    i two times love you

  14. s.... ....

    @rax1p whoever you are, i totally agree!

  15. A.... K....

    i love you, whoever posted this