Offspring, The - D.U.I. Lyrics






Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace,
I don't remember where
friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home,
I grab my keys and a beer

Cops they took my licence away,
got my car out of impound today
I've been drunk since last saturday,
better stay out of my way

I drink and drive
Feel so alive
Never take that dive
Feel so alive
Doing 95
I drink and drive
Feel so alive
I drink and drive

Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like its all mine
I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record,
but I can't drive a straight line
Flashing lights, split the night
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig
At least you'll never get me, you fucking pigs!
Designate someone other than me,
Im so drunk I can hardly see
Another shot of jager and I turn the key,
I got so many places to be

When Im on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright





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  1. B.... ....

    Moto XXX

  2. L.... ....

    ахренеть рарик, про который незнал! супер!

  3. B.... D....

    They took my license away no impound I had to pay!!

  4. H.... M....

    I know what you did last summer

  5. P.... ....

    Motorhead offspring

  6. A.... M....

    Amazing song! Incredible that it has been so long without knowing its existence XD

  7. C.... ....

    Currently OFFSPRING is ridiculous

  8. F.... ....

    So, Noodles wrote this song for the band

  9. P.... ....

    It's pretty common knowledge, one of their songs was written about it.

  10. P.... ....

    I could always drive better while slightly intoxicated, just don't overdo it.

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    ParadiXe311 nah I don’t believe that for a second. Anybody who drinks and drives needs to run off the road and slowly burn to death.

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    fuck off

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    Slave Owner Stephen Thompson A lot of sober drivers operate a vehicle with less precision than a drunk driver.

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    Lee Jackson  Fuck you! Get these sober drivers off the road!

    P.... ....

    God, I hope this is satire

  11. P.... ....

    Dexter Hollands GF killed in a car, so yes this is ironic, not literal.

    P.... ....

    How do you know that?

    P.... ....

    He doesn't. It's total BS.

    P.... ....

    Does anyone think this is serious anyway?

  12. g.... ....

    is it sarcasm or do they make light of drunk driving?

    g.... ....

    Judging by the fact that this is the ONLY song Noodles have written, don't be surprised if he really means these lyrics :P

    g.... ....

    Driving sober is boring.

    g.... ....

    He wrote Kill the President ;)

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    must be stupid.. no worries, it's mainstream nowadays

    g.... ....

    Do you really think this song is serious?

  13. F.... ....

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

  14. L.... ....

    GOT SO MANY PLACES TO BE !!!

  15. s.... s....

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. R.... ....

    3 people got a DUI ( Overused meme, but eh it works xD )

  17. D.... W....

    @fmaleu I have this image on a poster :D
    Ordered it at a Dutch website for posters :)

  18. T.... ....

    Kick ass song

  19. g.... ....

    "AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIG!!!"

  20. C.... K....

    I have a poster of that photo!

  21. N.... L....

    i love this song ^_^

  22. C.... ....

    @fmaleu PrtSc

  23. A.... ....

    I was raised on this music, and Proud of it.

  24. o.... ....

    Kto z Polski łapa w górę.

  25. m.... ....

    So it is an Ixnay b-side?

    m.... ....

    Yes it is

  26. O.... ....

    Yeam, it's been 9 months since I made this video and I can't remember.

    O.... ....

    And now it has been a decade since you typed this comment.

  27. O.... ....

    Google images, I think.

  28. O.... ....

    It's off both

  29. O.... ....

    Club Me EP