NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed Lyrics
It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
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NOFX Xmas Has Been X'ed Comments
Fat mike and Nofx would you please came to my town in Tasikmalaya West Java Indonesia
2020 fuck you here
Merry Christless
Makes me want to cancel Hanukkah, but I'm for free speech.
Embarrassed that i used to think nofx was deep. This is McMusic for rebellious teens and dumbshit adults.
Merry Christmas from Toronto 🎄
Smelly has the fastest foot in the west Cheers 🍄🥁🍄
this shit sucks worse than green day. cookie cutter punk garbage with no originality.
Wow, I just heard this song for the first time on Christmas Eve 2019 !
Made my entire year!
Merry xmas you f**ckers!
Nofx was always and will always be my favorite band. But after growing up on this music and message, watching how the fights for equality and separation of church and state evolved, seeing the spread of atheism, it was great. Seems like everyone just kept the train going though, and now were chemically castrating 8 year old boys for the sake of equality. We have safe spaces in our colleges where we segregate by skin color for the sake of diversity. Weve pushed legalizing abortions to the point of birth in some states under the guise of progressivism. Honestly, I think we lost the plot when Bush's 2nd term ended. Instead of siding with science, we now reject simple biology and expect people to listen to us about something as complicated as the climate. How sad.
Yep. Same.
Yep, crazy how u can listen to a song like the idiots are taking over then realise it now relates more to the progressive left then the religious right xD
@Elliott Holt right!?
🔥BLESS YOU SINNER'S🔥
I got this from my home youtube on december 25th, awesome !
We love you NOFX, we love you, love, love, love !
Trump 2020
@GuildBankLooter is he finally dying in 2020 ? Owyeah, we all have been waiting for this.
Fatty,please redo this song with Bad Religion?! Please!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻☃❄☃❄☃❄❄❄☃❄☃❄❄❄
Merry Christmas, you dried up stinky dick lickers.
Best holiday song ever. Fuck ya shit
thumbs up who is listening this chrstmas 2019!
Fuck yea
Merry Xmas To All! 🎄🎁🍻
When NOFX was cool
2019...2020 and its happening!??? holly s#!t
Fuckin hate it when hipsters appear in videos.
Who is here xmas 2019 🤘
First time hearing this! Good tune, funny video. Wow, 2012 is so long ago. Jesus H Christ I’m getting old, but not quite as old as these guys 👴🏻
It's mandatory to play this every year around this time
If I have kids ever hopefully they carry the tradition
Merry christless to all
somebody please do on smule. 👅
God Less America!
fukin jews lol . NOFX for lifew. wish theyd come play slc
Gave back lent....? Returned lent....? Canceled lent...
We all pray to the same thing. For me, it’s not about what I believe but putting faith into something more divine or sophisticated then myself.
Nofx rips. I'm not a pumper nor do I follow it but I have listening to nofx since I was a kid. I'm 40.
and slowed down fast. lol
Amazing
i nofx sono la quint'essenza del punk!penso di avere sviluppato una dipendenza da molte delle loro canzoni ,le sento di continuo !penso di poter dire che sono la band che interpeta meglio il concetto di punk rock!per me dopo i ramones ci sono loro ed i rancid !e poi fat mike è troppo tosto !!!!!
This song is the gift that gives all year round! Stick your jelly of the month club up your ass!
Christmas anthem
This and DKM the season's upon us got me through this year.
Happy Xmas and a merry new year!
i loooooooove nofxxxxxxxxx
i LOVE YOU GUYS
NOFX 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🛹
Xmas 2018 anyone? Cheers!
Awesome track!:):D
May all the joys of Christmas fill your heart
throughout the New Year everyone!:)
cancel the 25th December!
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
Merry Xmas 🍻🎅💨🍯🌲
NoFx rules. What a fun and clever song.
It's this time of the year again ! and this year i'm the first one to comment ! WE LOVE YOU NO-FX ! LOVE,LOVE,LOVE!!!
Nofx fans are a bunch of dumb ass holes.
I wee on the side of the toilet so it doesn’t splash
Same here
Merry xmassss
Mike you Deeeer🤘!
Merry X'ed-mas and a happy New Year's Revolution from Australia!
2012, I heard only in 2018.
Fuck these guys, they sound like shit live and they hurl out lefty cliches all over Christmas, fuck them.
MERRY XMAS!...
Mwahahahahaha.
Truth. Sick World.
great . so now do one about islam.
oh wait. you won't.
cowards.
Jim Curram it’s called 72 hookers dumbass
Yeah...been done, pay attention
Hahah what a fucking dumbass hahaha
You're retarded
Idiot. 72 hookers.
Best Christmas song
nofx you are still stupid
I will put this song to full volume :))
You probably will, you brave feminist you...
Morgan Zamarripa why? do you hate yourself?
Coming into Christmas 2018 with some NoFX, whose with me?!
Me too bro!
@Morgan Zamarripa One more!
Im here every year. You should check out dear santa clause go fuck yourself by bubbles and the shit rockers.
God Save The Nofx
I called Mike Burkett on last year on twitter. Asking if he even remembers how to play his old shit.. They came out with a live show this year called Live at a dive... My favorite album to boot.. Sure showed me.. They are number 1 for a reason.
The only bad album of their career: the right title is " automatic pilot"! 🤣😃😄
Anyone know what kind of guitar "the boss" is playing in the vid? Some kind of Telecaster? No ... the head doesn't look like a Fender, I like it though
I'm a Christian and Nofx is my favorite band
Dude they are garbage...
Whats that have to do with anything?
@Douglas Quaid why are you on a punk channel then lol
NOFX makes Christmas everyday
Another question here, Does anyone know who or who(s) write most of the songs? Or which combination, or if its a group effort? Does Mike write most of the lyrics?
Very cool song. Anyone know what kind of guitar El Hefe playing on the bus? Is it custom? I can't find it anywhere. Well done you guys
jews telling christians they are shit...so edgy.
Did nofx get old that they think this is edgy ? They are fucking preaching the status quo.
criticizing Christians....a powerless minority isn't punk at all. It's just another voice of power speaking and abusing a small group of people. So brave.
Was that Rebecca fucking Black on 1.28 ?
soNs of sanTacrcHY
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It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
Andy Mac brought me here!!
Merry fucking Christmas assholes!
This time of the year you listen this song bc you secretely hope it is actually the true last xmas...
sigh
Merry CHRISTmas to commie pricks everywhere.
It's just me or Melvin is high as fuck in this video XD?
Dope af
The best!
Fuck you christians!
Fuck you jews!
Fuck you muslins!
Fuck you all!
im a muslim and fuck you XD
The Crazy Rabbit - Fuck us all!
ow the edge!
hey fat records can i have one of those tree ordaments plz
Someone send this to Bill O'Reilly PLEASE.
toujours aussi bon !
alucinante
who else thinks that fat mike looks like ethan from h3h3
merry xmas bitches from Barcelona
this some good shit
Merry xmas
merry xmas you shits
coming soon…Xmas!
Over a week into December yep.... Time to crack this and the dropkick murphys seasons upon us up!
Ben Harris that's my logic XD
don't forget christmas day by NUFAN and the whole album of christmas songs by bad religion
So are they putting down Christmas or promoting it???
You're kidding, right?
+tekflip1 sadly no, I'm not a smart person. Please inform me.