NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed Lyrics






It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd

No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve





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  1. D.... R....

    Fat mike and Nofx would you please came to my town in Tasikmalaya West Java Indonesia

  2. D.... T....

    2020 fuck you here

  3. X.... W....

    Merry Christless

  4. R.... T....

    Makes me want to cancel Hanukkah, but I'm for free speech.

  5. C.... A....

    Embarrassed that i used to think nofx was deep. This is McMusic for rebellious teens and dumbshit adults.

  6. �.... ....

    Merry Christmas from Toronto 🎄

  7. H.... S....

    Smelly has the fastest foot in the west Cheers 🍄🥁🍄

  8. M.... C....

    this shit sucks worse than green day. cookie cutter punk garbage with no originality.

  9. N.... S....

    Wow, I just heard this song for the first time on Christmas Eve 2019 !
    Made my entire year!

  10. M.... B....

    Merry xmas you f**ckers!

  11. s.... a....

    Nofx was always and will always be my favorite band. But after growing up on this music and message, watching how the fights for equality and separation of church and state evolved, seeing the spread of atheism, it was great. Seems like everyone just kept the train going though, and now were chemically castrating 8 year old boys for the sake of equality. We have safe spaces in our colleges where we segregate by skin color for the sake of diversity. Weve pushed legalizing abortions to the point of birth in some states under the guise of progressivism. Honestly, I think we lost the plot when Bush's 2nd term ended. Instead of siding with science, we now reject simple biology and expect people to listen to us about something as complicated as the climate. How sad.

    s.... a....

    Yep. Same.

    s.... a....

    Yep, crazy how u can listen to a song like the idiots are taking over then realise it now relates more to the progressive left then the religious right xD

    s.... a....

    @Elliott Holt right!?

  12. L.... ....

    🔥BLESS YOU SINNER'S🔥

  13. G.... B....

    I got this from my home youtube on december 25th, awesome !

  14. R.... D....

    We love you NOFX, we love you, love, love, love !

    R.... D....

    Trump 2020

    R.... D....

    @GuildBankLooter is he finally dying in 2020 ? Owyeah, we all have been waiting for this.

  15. R.... H....

    Fatty,please redo this song with Bad Religion?! Please!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻☃❄☃❄☃❄❄❄☃❄☃❄❄❄

  16. J.... L....

    Merry Christmas, you dried up stinky dick lickers.

  17. T.... B....

    Best holiday song ever. Fuck ya shit

  18. J.... R....

    thumbs up who is listening this chrstmas 2019!

    J.... R....

    Fuck yea

  19. M.... Z....

    Merry Xmas To All! 🎄🎁🍻

  20. H.... C....

    When NOFX was cool

  21. T.... T....

    2019...2020 and its happening!??? holly s#!t

  22. T.... ....

    Fuckin hate it when hipsters appear in videos.

  23. P.... W....

    Who is here xmas 2019 🤘

  24. S.... C....

    First time hearing this! Good tune, funny video. Wow, 2012 is so long ago. Jesus H Christ I’m getting old, but not quite as old as these guys 👴🏻

  25. M.... U....

    It's mandatory to play this every year around this time

    If I have kids ever hopefully they carry the tradition

  26. J.... H....

    Merry christless to all

  27. H.... H....

    somebody please do on smule. 👅

  28. M.... P....

    God Less America!

  29. T.... R....

    fukin jews lol . NOFX for lifew. wish theyd come play slc

  30. P.... S....

    Gave back lent....? Returned lent....? Canceled lent...

  31. T.... S....

    We all pray to the same thing. For me, it’s not about what I believe but putting faith into something more divine or sophisticated then myself.

  32. C.... F....

    Nofx rips. I'm not a pumper nor do I follow it but I have listening to nofx since I was a kid. I'm 40.

  33. D.... G....

    and slowed down fast. lol

  34. S.... g....

    Amazing

  35. F.... T....

    i nofx sono la quint'essenza del punk!penso di avere sviluppato una dipendenza da molte delle loro canzoni ,le sento di continuo !penso di poter dire che sono la band che interpeta meglio il concetto di punk rock!per me dopo i ramones ci sono loro ed i rancid !e poi fat mike è troppo tosto !!!!!

  36. D.... G....

    This song is the gift that gives all year round! Stick your jelly of the month club up your ass!

  37. G.... B....

    Christmas anthem

  38. M.... A....

    This and DKM the season's upon us got me through this year.

  39. M.... 2....

    Happy Xmas and a merry new year!

  40. D.... R....

    i loooooooove nofxxxxxxxxx

  41. D.... R....

    i LOVE YOU GUYS

  42. M.... S....

    NOFX 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🛹

  43. J.... S....

    Xmas 2018 anyone? Cheers!

  44. D.... D....

    Awesome track!:):D
    May all the joys of Christmas fill your heart
    throughout the New Year everyone!:)

  45. D.... s....

    cancel the 25th December!

  46. A.... W....

    Especially in stone or ancient scroll

  47. w.... ....

    Merry Xmas 🍻🎅💨🍯🌲

  48. I.... M....

    NoFx rules. What a fun and clever song.

  49. R.... D....

    It's this time of the year again ! and this year i'm the first one to comment ! WE LOVE YOU NO-FX ! LOVE,LOVE,LOVE!!!

  50. K.... ....

    Nofx fans are a bunch of dumb ass holes.

  51. K.... ....

    I wee on the side of the toilet so it doesn’t splash

    K.... ....

    Same here

  52. K.... ....

    Merry xmassss

  53. c.... #....

    Mike you Deeeer🤘!

  54. B.... ....

    Merry X'ed-mas and a happy New Year's Revolution from Australia!

  55. R.... A....

    2012, I heard only in 2018.

  56. D.... Q....

    Fuck these guys, they sound like shit live and they hurl out lefty cliches all over Christmas, fuck them.

  57. P.... W....

    MERRY XMAS!...
    Mwahahahahaha.

  58. J.... M....

    Truth. Sick World.

  59. J.... C....

    great . so now do one about islam.

    oh wait. you won't.

    cowards.

    J.... C....

    Jim Curram it’s called 72 hookers dumbass

    J.... C....

    Yeah...been done, pay attention

    J.... C....

    Hahah what a fucking dumbass hahaha

    J.... C....

    You're retarded

    J.... C....

    Idiot. 72 hookers.

  60. N.... C....

    Best Christmas song

  61. D.... C....

    nofx you are still stupid

  62. M.... Z....

    I will put this song to full volume :))

    M.... Z....

    You probably will, you brave feminist you...

    M.... Z....

    Morgan Zamarripa why? do you hate yourself?

  63. M.... B....

    Coming into Christmas 2018 with some NoFX, whose with me?!

    M.... B....

    Me too bro!

    M.... B....

    @Morgan Zamarripa One more!

    M.... B....

    Im here every year. You should check out dear santa clause go fuck yourself by bubbles and the shit rockers.

  64. a.... ....

    God Save The Nofx

  65. B.... H....

    I called Mike Burkett on last year on twitter. Asking if he even remembers how to play his old shit.. They came out with a live show this year called Live at a dive... My favorite album to boot.. Sure showed me.. They are number 1 for a reason.

  66. g.... a....

    The only bad album of their career: the right title is " automatic pilot"! 🤣😃😄

  67. C.... ....

    Anyone know what kind of guitar "the boss" is playing in the vid? Some kind of Telecaster? No ... the head doesn't look like a Fender, I like it though

  68. P.... P....

    I'm a Christian and Nofx is my favorite band

    P.... P....

    Dude they are garbage...

    P.... P....

    Whats that have to do with anything?

    P.... P....

    @Douglas Quaid why are you on a punk channel then lol

  69. S.... M....

    NOFX makes Christmas everyday

  70. C.... ....

    Another question here, Does anyone know who or who(s) write most of the songs? Or which combination, or if its a group effort? Does Mike write most of the lyrics?

  71. C.... ....

    Very cool song. Anyone know what kind of guitar El Hefe playing on the bus? Is it custom? I can't find it anywhere. Well done you guys

  72. R.... T....

    jews telling christians they are shit...so edgy.

  73. R.... T....

    Did nofx get old that they think this is edgy ? They are fucking preaching the status quo.

  74. R.... T....

    criticizing Christians....a powerless minority isn't punk at all. It's just another voice of power speaking and abusing a small group of people. So brave.

  75. M.... ....

    Was that Rebecca fucking Black on 1.28 ?

  76. i.... s....

    soNs of sanTacrcHY

  77. X.... ....


    It's funny how some fables became historic
    When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
    But people will believe anything if it's written
    Especially in stone or ancient scroll
    December 25th has been blacklisted
    Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
    It was the last thing anyone ever expected
    Xmas has been X'd

    No colored lights, no shopping sprees
    No more presents under dead trees
    St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
    We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

    Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
    Protestants increasingly become agnostic
    Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
    Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
    Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
    Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
    But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
    Cuz Easter's canceled too

    No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
    Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
    They canceled lent and slowed down fast
    Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
    No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
    No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
    St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
    We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve

  78. A.... ....

    Andy Mac brought me here!!

  79. M.... S....

    Merry fucking Christmas assholes!

  80. A.... G....

    This time of the year you listen this song bc you secretely hope it is actually the true last xmas...

    sigh

  81. m.... ....

    Merry CHRISTmas to commie pricks everywhere.

  82. P.... A....

    It's just me or Melvin is high as fuck in this video XD?

  83. J.... W....

    Dope af

  84. D.... M....

    The best!

  85. c.... ....

    Fuck you christians!
    Fuck you jews!
    Fuck you muslins!

    Fuck you all!

    c.... ....

    im a muslim and fuck you XD

    c.... ....

    The Crazy Rabbit - Fuck us all!

    c.... ....

    ow the edge!

  86. D.... R....

    hey fat records can i have one of those tree ordaments plz

  87. J.... D....

    Someone send this to Bill O'Reilly PLEASE.

  88. D.... G....

    toujours aussi bon !

  89. c.... m....

    alucinante

  90. a.... ....

    who else thinks that fat mike looks like ethan from h3h3

  91. r.... b....

    merry xmas bitches from Barcelona

  92. f.... ....

    this some good shit

  93. P.... ....

    Merry xmas

  94. M.... ....

    merry xmas you shits

  95. s.... ....

    coming soon…Xmas!

  96. B.... H....

    Over a week into December yep.... Time to crack this and the dropkick murphys seasons upon us up!

    B.... H....

    Ben Harris that's my logic XD

    B.... H....

    don't forget christmas day by NUFAN and the whole album of christmas songs by bad religion

  97. T.... L....

    So are they putting down Christmas or promoting it???

    T.... L....

    You're kidding, right?

    T.... L....

    +tekflip1 sadly no, I'm not a smart person. Please inform me.