NOFX - There's No 'Too Soon' If Time Is Relative Lyrics

What is up with you lyrics here that was WAY wrong even for me brah

Fuck me I love this. Im goona try to drink a hamburger threw a straw and hope it kills the rest of the turtles.

Tbh I thought it was pretty funny and better than anything on their last album

I'm sorry to any fans of this band out there (I used to be one) but this is complete garbage. It may be a joke but it's utter trash. You look at one of their contemporaries like Propagandhi and it really shows the complete lack of skill Mike and the band have as songwriters. Have any of you heard Propagandhi's newest album? Or their past 3 albums? The songwriting actually improves over time; the lyrical content and complexity of song structure continues to impress me. NOFX should hang it up if this is all they have to contribute to music.

Nigga Can't ollie!

in which album or EP can i find this song?

Oh shit. This is mean! I loved it!!!

YESSSSSS!

i prefer lori myers or the quass or soul doubt

Real fans listen at 1.5x

Powerful voice in the end!

Crazy how many sperglords refuse to hear the sarcastic lyrics vs the overall tone of the song to understand its just a fucking joke.

NOFX!!!THE BEST BAND!

Damn son, this is awesome!! hahah

Everything u say doesnt affect them, bcos they're NOFX

Stephen hawking could have sang this song better than this by typing the words into his talking machine.

I can no longer be friends with him anymore but I’ll take this with me. Hah.

Pouring a big old sack of salt in the river lol

Much better on 1.25x

Buen viaje Stephen gracias! Buena canción de los veteranos punx Nofx. A mi me gustó.

can this band go back to putting out real music again please

Making fun of one of the greatest scientists of all time who suffered from motor neuron disease! Then the Vegas thing! Wow fat mike you've sunk to an all time low! El Hefe sucks 2

stephane vachon thx! Have a great day

You must admit tho, hefe is pretty punk ! He wears Subhumans & rudi peni tees...!

Practice session recorded?

Thanks for being an inspiration to my music. Been a fan since liberal animation came out on CD when i was 10. Not all of us are over 40 dickheads.

This song is insensitive and triggered me. #wahhhhh

There's nothing quite as pathetic as "old punks". You peaked in 1994. Thanks for the memories

its funny how most comment are from haters who dont have a band . telling him how he should sing ,saying whats punk and whats not.

This was clearly written as a joke. I love how people are judging them as a band based on this song. Idiots

Initially I didn’t like it, but it was quickly made and the more I listen the more the humor and music work out and sound better.

This is killer! I don't care who will wanna crucify me for saying that!

Classic NOFX

im fucking baked

THANK YOU for never letting political correctness infest your band like every other SJW "punk" band out there!

Oof! I’ve been a fan for almost 30 years.. that was... oof.. what the fuck was that?

Time to start listening to beiber I guess

Yeah, but....really fucking hilarious.

This sucks!

R.I.P Stephen hawking!!

Hawking overdosed his brain with a nofx album 'till it... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Nice! Money for you Mr Fat. You had help me with you music since I'm around 13, now I'm 30 and I still listenning this shit :)

Ive written better songs maybe i should send in my demos or my 1 take voice memos I hear the starship crescendo for your retarded inuendo smelling bee he he period end.

Apparently Stephen Hawking was a cosmotologist.... OK... I just learned that Hawking died just days before they made a song making fun of the dude... You guys are fuckin assholes man!!!!

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Congrats. Another miss. Wish I could spend all that money to record shit songs.

So bad, even for the legends of shit punk.

Probably the most punk song they've ever written.

I love unpracticed, unpolished, haven't been in the studio or a practice room in 8 months nofx

That was totally shit. Well done guys! Lifelong fan here (Y)

on 1.25x speed old good nofx from 90's ))

I like to imagine NOFX quit after SLATFATS. This shit is just embarrassing

Compare this to the death of john smith.

R A T C H E T Who would compare a joke song to a song like that.

yawn, saaawing and a miss guys.

this is pure fucken gold! classic NOFX

my disappointment now knows no bounds

People complaining about an obvious joke track being boring by a band that has an album called "45 or 46 songs that weren't good enough to put on our other albums", and being completely sincere about it.
Nofx has never once had a problem putting out bad songs, especially for the giggles. Pay attention narcs.

This song sucks

This sounds like shit. Love it!

Fuck you Fat Mike! You always suck

hahaha fuck that invalid

dafuq's wrong with mike's voice

Did they not include audio on purpose or is it my chrome acting up?

Fat mike sounds like cartman from southpark

We knew you better guys WTF ? Mike is overmixed, and it miss some Hefe voices

Your music is dead like... You got it.

This is the most NOFX shit. I fell asleep and then upvoted it cuz I think I enjoyed it when I was drunk before I passed the fuck out.

This band has spent 30 years getting better and better as time goes on, bucking the trend of bands getting worse .... only to deliver an uninspired song that shows a massive regression. 2016's 'First Ditch Effort' was one of their best albums IMO. The vocal performance on this is the worst Fat Mike has ever delivered! :|

Too soon?

Crossdressing, turd burgler Mike...

This is so bad it actually pisses me off. This is actually somehow WORSE than music on the radio, and not in a funny/satire kinda way.

Is this a parody? This is fucking awful.

Back in the day I never thought NOFX would become not edgy

Hilarious.

This song sucks.

cacho fontana Its on purpose, idiot

This made my day much better

ERROR! No voice found!

Seriously, Mike... Where is your old voice? Today's "punk-rock" sounds like boy bands.

Genious

I don’t think a lot of these commenters really get the whole concept of NOFX. But that’s cool

If you were giving 60 or so percent before then what the fuck percent is this?? Jesus Christ have the drugs finally got to you? Honestly??? This sounds like some dick sucking poser emo band trolling NOFX not actually NOFX! Come on guys tighten the fuck up or hang it up nobody's buying this shit

I liked it, but I do think that Fat Mike could have sang with more energy. I think that it would have sounded better that way

Brilliant

"Somewhere in heaven, there's a robot voice laughing its ass off."
-Not Me

I dont think that people get that this song is supposed to be shit

So... Remember when NOFX were cool?

Please play this song on spotify

To all of these people hating this song you go and have a career like NoFx spanning over 35 years in the punk scene through the drugs, alcohol and shit writing over 300 songs and see what you come up with regarding subject matter.
This is NoFx... The song has been recorded and published, take it or leave it for what it is.
🙄🙄🙄

This song is horrible.

Garbage

I get this is supposed to be a joke but the pay off is quite minimal

cool and pretty

Gm G C G Gm G Gm G C G D E C Gm D E C D G Gm! or something like that; try it on guitar; fun melody. hope Canadian tour happens again soon! its been a while; pls. consider coming back to London, ON. best to fatwreck!

nothing says farewell with love quite like that. Great song.

The title is the funniest part

drink a burger through a straw hahaha

Give me something to believen yea steven

Jesus Christ this sucks.

This is AMAZING!!!!!

Fat mike is extremely out of tune :/

it's funny because it's about being lazy and mike isn't trying at all.