NOFX - The Greatest Country In The World Lyrics






You'll probably get car-jacked in South Africa
And the women get attacked more in South Africa
The miners get their arms hacked in South Africa
But at least you've got the most cases of AIDS

The mountains are flatter in South Africa
You eat worms off a platter in South Africa
Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg
But your crime rate is the best in the world

You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
This is the greatest country in the world

You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
Fucking virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
South Africa is the greatest country in the world!





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  1. K.... ....

    Witchcraft !!!!....Grab a tire motherfuker!!!

  2. t.... m....

    Nofx is alive and doing just fine

  3. K.... ....

    Shit-hole

  4. G.... G....

    YEE SOUTH AFRICA REPRESENT

  5. 1.... ....

    The metal is much heavier in birmingham
    something something something something birmingham
    something something something something something
    but london's got better cocaine

    Shit, wish I could remember the lyrics he used when I saw them in b'ham :(

  6. t.... ....

    I think Nofx died after the cd that came before So long.....

    t.... ....

    "Som Long" was still great. For me, after "The Decline"

  7. F.... ....

    NOFX is the best band in the world

  8. N.... ....

    hijacked not carjacked. This is South Africa not America

    N.... ....

    Nogals hijacking involves aircraft.

  9. N.... W....

    nofx is the best.

  10. D.... C....

    No song about the country would be complete with a mention of the Warwick Triangle portapots

  11. t.... ....

    This makes me kak homesick. Not a joke. It is the raddest country in die wereld.

    t.... ....

    - says a whitie, J.

  12. S.... F....

    "Fucking virgins makes you better if you've got HIV." That's one of the most fucked up things men do and Mike can make it funny. Best songwriter ever.

  13. J.... T....

    This is to fuckin' rad! haha!

  14. S.... K....

    FUCK YES!!!! NOFX kicks ass!!! Thanks for the track dudes!! Love it!

  15. Z.... ....

    ^_^ such a dope song haha

  16. o.... ....

    As a South African sitting here during a power-cut and I would like to say FUCK YEAH, WE LOVE IT HERE! Thanks for the song NOFX.

    o.... ....

    how accurate/true is this song in your opinion?

    o.... ....

    @breadsandwich
    Well SA is extremely diverse; some areas are as good as first world countries, others are incredibly backwards. If you are a woman, you definitely don't go walking around alone at night. There are uneducated people that really do believe retarded things like "Fucking virgins will make you better if you have HIV". Most of the time the weather is pretty warm, so don't need to wear a sweater. Which is nice. The crime level is pretty fuktup sadly, especially Johannesburg (mainly due to very high unemployment rates). But it pretty much comes down to where you are with who. You can have a lot of fun in SA if you know what to do and not to do.

    o.... ....

    +breadsandwich LOL 1 OF 5 HAVE AIDS

    o.... ....

    chilly rooster
    wtf is so fucking funny about aids?