NOFX - Sloppy English Lyrics

I play pool,
Cause I'm no fool.
I play pool,
Cause I'm cool.
I play pool after school,
I play pool all the time.

Cue in my left hand, beer in right.
I shoot and drink all through the night
That sloppy english does me just right
I use that sloppy english all the time

I hold my stick,
Like I hold my dick.
Hustling beers from wetto
That's the trick.

I use that sloppy english,
All the time.