NOFX - New Boobs Lyrics






Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)





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  1. J.... B....

    Reluctant thumbs up.

  2. a.... 6....

    PUNKS NOT DEAD!!!!

  3. L.... V....

    Pure punk rock!!

  4. O.... G....

    It's all about orgasm and masturbation, dudes! 😈 😦 😈 😂 😵😂 😂

  5. R.... F....

    Ribbed is the only Nofx album I like...

  6. w.... ....

    Right out the gate this song is a beautiful fucking wreck!

  7. S.... R....

    Ahh. Mike Rakhabit at his best!

  8. N.... O....

    Hahahahaha!!! Great comment!!

  9. E.... ....

    Well actually if you wanna get technical about it, it's a grammatical error. So i suggest you find something more worthwhile to do with your time than leaving silly comments like this (especially as it is clear that in trying to be smart about someone else's errors you just made yourself look stupid). Congrats on being an idiot.

  10. j.... ....

    does that realy matter dude its not like hes wrighting a fucking english paper for school or something

  11. p.... ....

    and punk so he dos nut cear

  12. k.... ....

    JUGS!!

  13. G.... L....

    2:17 ftw... UNGH!!

  14. N.... M....

    this song it's so fuckin NOFX!

  15. x.... ....

    thumbs up if you think NOFX is the greatest fucking punk band ever!

    x.... ....

    xplayhousex no but amazing none the less.

  16. y.... ....

    raging boner...

  17. l.... k....

    I just got new boobs and this is my theme song

    l.... k....

    lby kyl way to miss the point....

    l.... k....

    This song is making fun of you.

  18. E.... O....

    Ya-Ya Wazoos!!

  19. m.... ....

    It's not my fault Steve Kidwiler sounds like El Hefe.

  20. m.... ....

    It is not possible for a brain to fall off of one's head unless their wearing someone else's as a hat, which I am not currently doing :P

  21. E.... I....

    @muler321

    *FACEPALMS SO HARD BRAIN FALLS OFF HIS HEAD*

  22. E.... I....

    2:21 LMAO
    best part of the song

  23. g.... ....

    @muler321 oop soz didn't see the other reply :\

  24. g.... ....

    @muler321 lol el hefe wasn't playing on this album

  25. m.... ....

    Good point, lol.

  26. M.... D....

    FUCKIN' A !

  27. A.... ....

    I love this song and album! Fucking great!

  28. p.... ....

    great song, great album

  29. J.... J....

    Actually this album was recorded before El Hefe was in the band.

  30. m.... ....

    LOLOLOLOL! Awesome song! Especially the end with El Hefe! NOFX ROCKS!!!!!

    m.... ....

    El Hefe didn't play on this album
    That was Steve

    m.... ....

    @Bentley J. Daniels Dude this was 10 years ago

  31. G.... G....

    YEAH the CLASSIC nofx album
    ROX ^-^
    sorry for bugging you
    and sorry for my bad english

    G.... G....

    Gregor Gizeh you’re doing better than most people who have spoken English all their lives.