NOFX - My Vagina Lyrics






My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina





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  1. P.... ....

    OG TRACK. LGBT mafia exempt.

  2. T.... S....

    First song I ever heard by these guys way back in the mid 2000s, and it was amazing.

  3. E.... A....

    Noooooo Italy 2019

  4. M.... C....

    Still a classic, that I will always enjoy coming across.

  5. R.... N....

    This song is fucking inspirational. I'm playing at my friendly neighborhood convenience store so all the patrons can appreciate the beautiful things in life.

  6. D.... W....

    Lol funny

  7. T.... ....

    This song isn't even anything special in 2019

    T.... ....

    TheTranceCartel Kids bop 2019

  8. I.... ....

    The "I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens" + "Now I get to hang with lesbians" is a real tragic one. A transwoman friend actually _regrets_ transitioning because she can't find and date men the same as before. Now, as the lyrics go, she's left in the lesbian crowd. Unhappy with a dating pool you cant even dip feet in.

    I.... ....

    AND Transmen don't even face remotely the same problems because women aren't heckled for wearing pants in this century. Transwomen must break through so many more walls and society puts up more of them for t-women than any other LGBT+ combined. "Get to hang" is a very very positive light.

    I.... ....

    You're looking way too deeply into this. It's a joke song, he's happy because he's with lesbians, because lesbians = tits and pussy

    I.... ....

    He says "I get dirty with lesbians" not "hang with lesbians"

  9. B.... C....

    used to play this so loud on my headphones about 15 years or more ago, not knowing what they really sang about... pretty sure all the adults on the daily rides on the bus back n forth to school was thinking wtf is that garbage hes listening to... lmfao

  10. X.... ....

    Fo4 me this was made 11 years ago :0

  11. M.... M....

    When I1st heard this song on the album on its release in 2000 I didn't know if to love it or be a bit ashamed of the band I loved so much. The song grew on me straight away. It means the same to me now as it did back then. It was sort of empowering to me. Yeah its offensive & was controversial but punk rock isn't meant to be safe. It reminds me that I knew I was trans when I 1st heard the song nearly 19 years ago. It just has an added literal sense for me now x

  12. D.... G....

    North Carolina

  13. S.... l....

    At first I was like “excuse me what”
    But now I’m like “K”

  14. J.... W....

    Whoa. This song did not age well.

  15. C.... C....

    Right on!

  16. M.... C....

    I'm listen forever...   no shit.

  17. M.... C....

    Czy są tu jacyś Polacy słuchający Nofx u ?

    M.... C....

    Cieszę się że Nofx ma fanów także wśród Polaków - pozdrawiam.

  18. M.... C....

    Pozdro dla wszystkich Polaków - słuchających NOFX u !!!

  19. M.... C....

    I'm listening in 2018 and forever...

  20. T.... H....

    Getting my vagina soon thanks fat mike 👍😜👍

  21. M.... C....

    I love this song.

  22. M.... C....

    Another one of the best song ever.

  23. M.... C....

    Champion's of the world.

  24. M.... C....

    The best electric guitar of the world.One of the best.

  25. M.... C....

    Another great song the best of the best !!!

  26. A.... t....

    I was looking for Amy Schumer jokes so I searched My vagina I didn't expect this

    A.... t....

    If you're new to the music of nofx then congratulations. They're the greatest fucking band ever. I been a hardcore nofx fan since i was 14. Im now 42.

  27. t.... ....

    This is the kind of song you find on a eFukt compilation

  28. Y.... C....

    Intro sounds like it's from Fugazi

    Y.... C....

    What? NoFx been doing this sort of thing for years too you know... Hell, song is only a dozen years old after all

  29. z.... s....

    What a tragic contradiction !!! People and especially women are advised to wipe front to back. That means it is realized the danger on t. paper use of UTI, and still everybody keep telling them to use t. paper! How somebody could be sure that the millions of microbes in the remaining feces film, would not later travel to their genitalia?

  30. G.... ....

    Fuckin with minds amd 'gynas. Chyea

  31. a.... ....

    I once met a tranny dude on Dark Age of Camelot he was cool as fuck. He told me and my guildmate a story, about him fucking some cop, but he likes to get licked before he gets fucked. I'll never forget it.

  32. m.... ....

    Legit one of my favorite songs.

  33. A.... 1....

    the song that ruined one of my favorite punk bands for me.... *sigh* it is so offensive.

  34. T.... G....

    What. the. Fuck?

  35. J.... H....

    Thank you nofx for making me feel better about having no filter in life 🤘🏼

  36. k.... 1....

    mike is for real?

  37. S.... ....

    I named my daughter after this song.

    S.... ....

    Is her name vagina?

  38. I.... ....

    Catchy as Chlamydia.

    I.... ....

    ItsComingOutOfBothEnds i just got it!

  39. S.... L....

    Helped more than sex aid lul

  40. Y.... A....

    For some reason I found this song on musical.ly

  41. J.... F....

    This stupid topic of a song is still so much more intelligent than most other topics from the American intelligentsia scene. Yet I enjoy it and listen to it... and comment on it.

    J.... F....

    This song really applies to you, eh?

  42. 8.... ....

    lol awesome song
    ive known this one for the lst 10 years !
    makes vaginas sound gross :( lol

    took my outee and made it an in ! lol
    slut is having to much sex !

    8.... ....

    wtf are you talking about? you don't understand what this song is about.

  43. R.... V....

    personally discovered the true meaning of this lyrics just now
    Never paid enough attention

  44. s.... f....

    Someday I will produce a "Final Fight" movie. This is going to be part of the Soundtrack once Poison showed up.

  45. c.... m....

    this was my trans anthem even before caitlyn jennner was a thing smdh

    c.... m....

    i know. this song is about having a vagina though. smdv

    c.... m....

    cool marxist lady for sure

    c.... m....

    i wanna sing this after my SRS!

    c.... m....

    @Fallyn You and me both, sister.

    c.... m....

    Makes me smile @Patricia Benjamin

  46. M.... ....

    will someone please make a video of bruce/caitlyn jenner clips.

    M.... ....

    +Matthew Voiland Yes Yes a million times yes. Someone do this.

    M.... ....

    It's caitlyn, don't you have a skrewdriver record to listen to or something?

  47. B.... M....

    count up speaker knockers

  48. J.... S....

    I showed this song to my transgender best friend and she thought it was hilarious

    J.... S....

    Dan Gibbs no. shes M to F transgender

    J.... S....

    hi to hers!!!..... litl' round balls

    J.... S....

    IT. thought it was hilarious. Lol im jk i dont give a fuck

    J.... S....

    Dan Gibbs Why do you care so much about what pronouns another person wants to be called?

  49. E.... M....

    MY NEW DESIGNER CUNT!

  50. M.... ....

    01:17 do people actually wipe their ass the other way around ?

    M.... ....

    +GET TODACHOPA Yeah, why the fuck would you ever wipe from back to front. I don't know either and I have a dick.

    M.... ....

    I wipe from the back to front cause I'm not a cunt.

    M.... ....

    GET TODACHOPA yes

    M.... ....

    You mean you DONT?

    M.... ....

    If you're fat like me. Its easier to wipe back to front

  51. D.... ....

    Bruce Jenner was motivated by this song.

    D.... ....

    DuffBeer2nd yo dude sup

  52. B.... H....

    I think having a vagina would be awsome accept for bleeding every month. One thing i envie most about girls is all the fun toys they have. Who needs sex when u got a cucumber and some ice cream.

    B.... H....

    boys can use their hands so cost less money

    B.... H....

    Lol not as as fun plus if you grow vegetable garden u save 💰

    B.... H....

    Bob Hope obv u know nothing

  53. X.... X....

    +Suzan Zibar Nahh shit we don't assume we make jokes at it

  54. F.... A....

    Caitlyn Jenner alert

  55. A.... ....

    CAITLYN JENNERS ANTHEM

    A.... ....

    That has nothing to do with what I said.

    A.... ....

    Shelby Miller He*

    A.... ....

    @Shelby Miller Oh look, a crybaby triggered snowflake.

    A.... ....

    @James Oh look. Another transphobic troll. Your MAGA hat looks good on you.

    A.... ....

    @Patricia Benjamin Because everyone that isn't triggered into having a meltdown over lgbtbbq issues is a Trump supporter. 🙄

  56. V.... B....

    I like to listen to this when I masturbate.

    V.... B....

    +Victoria Beep (Vicky B) I bet ur a fan of Caitlyn

    V.... B....

    HAHAHA THATS GR8

    V.... B....

    Oh wow, a lazy trans joke about caitlyn jenner, how fucking original.

    V.... B....

    Victoria Beep why masturbate wen u can put ur Dick in ur pussey

    V.... B....

    I love you

  57. H.... a....

    One day, I can have my SRS! One day!

  58. L.... ....

    Ain't nothing finer than having a vagina.

    Best sentence in the history of the world.

    L.... ....

    +LemonZeppelin Sure thing. I'd have one right now.

    L.... ....

    LemonZeppelin having a penis is pretty cool, too. I think if we all had no genitals, it couldn't get any better than that.

  59. B.... ....

    This is NOFX.

    B.... ....

    +Ike Willis Phish fan? How bout Widespread Panic? Cheers!

    B.... ....

    +TheOceanDreamz I like WSP, but not nearly as much as Phish or NOFX. I have a wide range of musical tastes.

    B.... ....

    Bathtub_Jim you know it jimbo

  60. A.... R....

    ahahaha SO funny

  61. I.... M....

    it sounds like horrid henry..

  62. K.... P....

    ... k
    but seriously remember rocking this back in the day ... lmao

  63. L.... B....

    This song is fantastic. 

  64. C.... ....

    this song saved my life

    C.... ....

    Cactus me too

    C.... ....

    Mine too , I love Nofx.Hahaha.

    C.... ....

    lol wayne

    C.... ....

    know what you mean

    C.... ....

    @Sir McKlunker technically, they think "she's" kinda weird, but that's okay because "she" doesn't mind.

  65. L.... R....

    460000TH view!!! fuck yeah!

  66. T.... D....

    i dont want to impose my logical male sensibilities however, should not front to back be the main object of any thorough sanitation endeavor? 

    T.... D....

    You have skills.

    T.... D....

    yes. yes I do

    T.... D....

    @Neil Pincus Or tiny balls.

    T.... D....

    Ow. That hurts. Why would you say that?

    T.... D....

    If you're going to be sanitary, you'll also want to wash with soap and water, or at least use a baby wipe. I mean, if you fell and landed face first in a pile of shit, you're NOT going to just use wadded up paper (preferably 2-ply) to clean it off!

  67. a.... ....

    This song cracks me the fuck up. I love how they just say whatever they want in their songs. Its like me every day. Say whatever the fuck I feel like.

    a.... ....

    alexisdd1992 lol exactly why I love them, makes me feel a little bit better about saying things that I probably shouldn't say

  68. M.... K....

    That intro

  69. Z.... K....

    What the fuck?

  70. S.... d....

    G.I.D. - Great Idea Dude

  71. h.... l....

    massaaa!!

  72. N.... ....

    ...er... Than that number.

  73. h.... ....

    cala a boca e curte a musica.
    Para com essa de "meu gosto é melhor do que o seu gosto" cada um escuta o que quiser.

  74. h.... ....

    parem de falar merda, caralho! Curtam a musica e foda-se. xiu.

  75. D.... D....

    A não , quando o Cheirão morreu cheirando , tu ia la se lamentar nos videos deles..
    Agora quando o Mc Daleste morreu COVARDEMENTE ai vcs iam lá dizer que o cara merecia morrer.

    Então ñ irei respeitar , pq quem n respeitam é vcs .
    E esse Lixo de ''música'' ai dessa banda de roskeiro poser de lixo , também tem letras que incentivam o sexo , então ñ venha dizer merda do funk , sendo que vc ñ conhece teu rock direito.

    Vou nessa otário.kkk

  76. D.... D....

    bua bua bua .

    Pega na miha zé !

    Rock lixo!

  77. K.... R....

    Calm your tits. He's referencing NOFX's live album. After the song "You're Wrong," Fat Mike replies to someone yelling "MY VAGINA" by saying "The only kids who want to hear My Vagina are 15 and low.... er... than that number..."

    K.... R....

    Kinsey Rage Quit I loved it when I was 12-15 and still fuck with this song at 18

  78. G.... T....

    Você é um lixo :3

  79. T.... M....

    I haven't been 13 or low in ten years so fuck off fan"boy"1994

  80. D.... D....

    LIXO , LIXO ,LIXO

  81. w.... ....

    I was going to fix this too :) ;) .

  82. T.... M....

    This is as punk as good shit goes

  83. s.... ....

    i used to sing this like when i was 12 not knowing what it acc meant lol

    s.... ....

    scamkid same hahaha

  84. l.... ....

    you have some balls if you can sing about shit like this

    l.... ....

    *Rimshot!*

  85. l.... ....

    Touche, salesman.

  86. R.... ....

    about her* ;)

  87. c.... ....

    er, than that number.

  88. f.... ....

    The only people who want to hear "My Vagina" are 13 and low. Hahaha!

    f.... ....

    fansince1994 false

    f.... ....

    ...er than that number

  89. f.... ....

    i heard some girl sing this on a live video chat >_<

  90. T.... ....

    ron paul is a libretarian fuck those facist republicans hes not like them

  91. P.... ....

    great song for Karaoke :)

  92. G.... A....

    I know they exist. I used to have one. Wore it a lot in high school until somehow, the oldest, blindest teacher I had realized that it didn't say 'Volume'. He sent me to the office and I had to put electrical tape to hide that, the pill, partial nip slip and I think there is a cig on there somewhere...

  93. S.... B....

    I love all girls who love this :D

  94. g.... ....

    Indeed he does. Republicans kind of suck for not letting him in the convention.