NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl Lyrics






I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to an anniversary, she says one
I take her to jewelry store
I say diamonds, she says pearl
Oh everyone knows I'm in love
With a monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows I'm in love
With a monosyllabic girl





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  1. D.... ....

    timeless

  2. S.... H....

    RIP Vertical Urge

  3. T.... B....

    The only thing better than a Monosyllabic Girl is a mute.

  4. S.... H....

    who didn't try to get with this chick at some point in their life?

  5. M.... F....

    i came for Sami

    M.... F....

    Hahaha same 😂

  6. f.... n....

    i take her to a murder scene she says "cool"

  7. m.... ....

    If only ALL girls could be like this xD

  8. B.... P....

    Me re copa este tema jajaj una verga q dure tan poco

  9. A.... ....

    Mi canción <3

  10. O.... H....

    I take her to the university, she says "Huh",
    I take her to our anniversary, she says "One",
    I take her to the jewelry store, I said "Diamonds", she said "Pearl",
    Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl,
    You know everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl

    ;P <3 @jkunblade

    O.... H....

    Thanks but the lyrics are already posted on the description :|

  11. J.... E....

    "I take her down* to the aquarium, she says 'shark.'"
    Thanks uploading the song, mate!

  12. K.... ....

    Sounds like the perfect girl to me.

  13. G.... ....

    Arguably the worst song ever.

    G.... ....

    Very debatable! I'm assuming you haven't listened to radio lately? In fucked please play THIS song on the radio.

    G.... ....

    Is this a joke? I hope it is.

  14. S.... D....

    The joke is that Simple Plan (I think it's simple plan, it might be Sum 41) has a song called 88 which is about hitler.

    Hey, I didn't say it was a funny joke.

    S.... D....

    Reclaiming February it could be a joke about i saw her standing there by the Beatles. just because of the chorus

    S.... D....

    Sum 41 has 88

  15. S.... D....

    I think this is a joke, honestly

  16. A.... M....

    I took my girlfriend to the LHC she said "Quark"

  17. g.... ....

    Simple Plan still exists?

  18. J.... N....

    best band ever

  19. T.... ....

    Considering this song is at least 15 years old, and his daughter is maybe 8 now - I'd say good call, champ.

  20. T.... ....

    find me another punk band where you find no dislikes often!

  21. T.... Y....

    I take her to the university, she says "UH" (university of hawaii)

  22. S.... d....

    Is there any girl who cant make diference between diamonds and pearls ?

    S.... d....

    I like pearls more. Diamonds are so generic looking.

  23. S.... ....

    Is it a stretch to ask if this is about Fat Mikes kid?

  24. N.... ....

    These guys pretty much won the battle of funny lyrics back in the early 90's.

  25. 2.... ....

    great lyrics ;)

  26. K.... E....

    ...at least I don't have to worry about our date convo. Just ask open ended questions!!!