NOFX - Linoleum Lyrics






Possessions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy
Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar
And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what, so what, so what?
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes
Where everything important to me
Just seems to fall right down my leg
And on to the floor
My closest friend linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter in my hand
Sporting a pocket full of change
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish
That's me on the back of the bus
That's me in the cell
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head





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  1. d.... ....

    Well that's not true,

  2. D.... P....

    al claudio le gusta el pilin

  3. M.... G....

    BEST FROM BEST!!!

  4. M.... C....

    This Album is the NOFX we shall all remember when we are old .

  5. H.... H....

    Toyohisa Yuasa AOP


    MRMYX
    MYL

  6. L.... L....

    Matue me trouxe aqui kkll

  7. I.... M....

    https://youtu.be/bsLd5BBC5oA

  8. T.... C....

    Charles Bukowski curtiria se tivesse conhecido velho Buk

  9. T.... S....

    One of the greatest songs ever. Bar none.

  10. M.... S....

    Hey YouTube, I like the Queers and Pansy Division but I really dont care for actual gay bands like nofx. I'm cooler than that, come on......

  11. W.... C....

    Fans of Nofx may like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22ANXdSJJ0 it from a home studio so use headphones or speakers for a better experience.

  12. c.... c....

    Heard NOFX play in a skate event. I asked siri for the song, best decision ever. Since that day I’ve been blasting nofx everyday. I won the skate contest btw

    c.... c....

    Good, I think the same

  13. s.... ....

    Sometimes you gotta ask yourself; are we human or are we dancer?

  14. H.... A....

    Que recuerdos me trae este tema......

  15. s.... ....

    One Of peeps favorite songs

  16. J.... K....

    That's me.

  17. H.... A....

    That s me inside your head

  18. J.... D....

    2 minutes and ten seconds. Short, fast and loud. That's how it's done y'all!

  19. G.... E....

    In my top 5 love this song so much

  20. r.... H....

    My nofx I present to you

  21. C.... C....

    Some of the best guitar tones I've ever heard in this album.

  22. N.... 8....

    Middle school feels...take me back. Skateboarding with my Walkman. 😂

  23. E.... D....

    i hate this

  24. K.... R....

    seeing them this Sat in Big Bear... #Hotdawgsandhandrails

  25. C.... P....

    Sounds like he's saying Johnny Bravo pisses on my floor.

    C.... P....

    LOL, now I can't hear this song without the Johnny Bravo

    C.... P....

    That's hot ngl

  26. S.... D....

    Who listen today?

  27. F.... M....

    Put your retro hockey gear on we're going back to 2009!!

  28. P.... C....

    I like the cut of your jibberish Mike. Always did. Try mine! You like it?

  29. p.... ....

    I dunno if it's been 10 or 20 years at this point, but this band's everything to me. Since I was like 10. Really hope they come to Norway at some point. U have no idea how many fans u have over here boys.

  30. X.... ....

    Haven't listened to the original in a while. Streetlight Manifesto really took an interesting direction with their cover.

  31. T.... H....

    Anyone listening to this in 1492?

  32. v.... p....

    This album was the soundtrack to my first year of high school. I was in love and stupid and high. And I was such a loser. This song in particular was my favorite and it really takes me back. I have ptsd and I think this song is always going to fuck with me emotionally.... but I'm in love with fat mikes voice. It's like an angel singing from punk rock heaven!

  33. X.... G....

    Bu kery culll onnlokm miloluium spigttibg. Bu key fupl oc chhange 1🧔🏻🔪🧔🏻👨🏻🐛👨🏻👨🏻

  34. E.... L....

    Oh my fucking gooood!!!!!!

  35. C.... ....

    Punk history right here

  36. L.... H....

    Arigato Sam-sama

  37. E.... B....

    If I had to pick my favorite punk rock song of all time, this would be a strong contender.

    E.... B....

    Listening to them since Beer Bong and Mr. Jones, love they still tour! Cheers.

  38. a.... j....

    First ever exposure to these bastards and i dig it

  39. B.... S....

    ANYONE HEARD THE SHAI HULUD VERSION OF THIS????

    FUCK. YES.

    You're welcome.

  40. #.... 9....

    Gives me something to believe

  41. Y.... ....

    so what !

  42. S.... G....

    "That's me...
    On the beachside
    Combing the sand

    Metal-meter
    in my hand

    Sportin' a pocket full of change."


    THAT is the true California dream.

  43. G.... J....

    Rocket On!

  44. J.... G....

    Best cover of this ever was at the LHS talent show. Look it up... its nasry

  45. m.... ....

    OK, this is my story with this song:


    First heard it one summer day of beach on the radio, that was August 17th, 2017. Instantly liked it and shazamed it. That was a good day, I remember it funny an joyful and all of that.


    Well, I just arrived home after a couple hours visiting some fabulous beaches of Mallorca coast, it was about 17.30-18.00 that August 17th, and I found out there was being a terrorist attack in Barcelona. I cried as my thoughts brought me back to Las Ramblas when I visited them with a loved person some years before. Well, that event was the trigger of three months of an absolute sadness that invaded me 24 hours a day; many things that I had been years containing in my mind exploded. I really feared I was near a clinical depression, but all that shit culminated in a chain of dramatic events which I could manage to get myself fortunately released.


    Although I had to move my ass in order to rescue myself from that kind of depression, I know there's something that was crucial for me to get ahead: I never lost my sense of humor. Even when drowning in my tears, I was able to make fun of myself. And hearing this song ("That's me inside your head!"—seems my depression and its causes talking directly to me) always remembers me that bittersweet day of beach and the life lesson I got from those dark months. Life is a joke and that's the best way to take it!


    Sorry for my bad English.

    m.... ....

    There's nothing wrong with your English, pal.

    m.... ....

    holy shit man beautiful story, i never thought i would just listen to a song a scroll down the comment and read something like this, thanks for sharing, i felt it.

  46. A.... M....

    Totally.understand.
    Been.thire.

  47. H.... T....

    After I had seen you several times in Europe, I eventually landed in your rehearsal cellar in SF.
    It was about 1996. You kinda gave a concert.
    Afterwards you recognized me from Dornbirn/Vorarlberg,/Austria where I had put on this green pschhodelic "RKL" T-Shirt , which you created.

  48. L.... L....

    Brasil???

  49. S.... J....

    Fat Mike's singing voice is Joe Rogan's talking voice

  50. Z.... G....

    I love this song so much, but 1 listen and it's stuck inside my head for 3 days

  51. I.... W....

    Fat Mike you are an inspiration to all us lost souls

  52. S.... P....

    Make Fat Mikes Hair Great Again!!!

  53. P.... a....

    Anyone coming from the asap rocky post, you're welcome.

  54. G.... M....

    That's me inside your head.

  55. c.... w....

    we stan nofx😍🥰

  56. A.... K....

    My 1st contact with NOFX group, so many years ago...

  57. G.... H....

    How can this song get a thumbs down....has to be the new generation.

  58. J.... C....

    So fucking sad .
    I used my reserves .

  59. S.... ....

    Me gustó, ah

  60. D.... S....

    I remember the day 23 years ago...yes 23 years ago Brandon Manitoba canada I was 16 at the park cc!! They played with Face to Face. These guys hav all owned it for this long, too bad it took soo long for everyone to hear and enjoy

  61. W.... F....

    Ground breaking album...

    W.... F....

    Absolutely. Inspired so many bands.

  62. R.... P....

    This band is so Jewish it’s funny

  63. C.... F....

    This is how you write a perfect skate punk song

  64. D.... C....

    The intro sounds like Blackout by the Scorpions, I don't say it's plagiarism, it's just funny

  65. M.... M....

    MY FIRST CD!! WAIT, WHATS A CD?? HAHA!!!

  66. t.... c....

    "Nofx " that's me inside your head

  67. J.... ....

    Die Ärzte brought me here o.O

  68. D.... J....

    641 dislike this. Eet a dik. You'll pay for your insolence. Lol.

  69. C.... d....

    succhiatemi il cazzo

  70. C.... g....

    Anyone here cuz sam onella

  71. T.... J....

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA !!!!! and that's how I feel when this song comes on !

  72. T.... T....

    Anyone else here from sam o nellas channel?

  73. p.... ....

    this is my in my 5 songs

  74. D.... B....

    Growing a little poor kid with hole in my jeans , section 8 , baloney sandwich ,pants with frayed edges , watching the other kids play with this in my earphones on , lives momments are precious , don't let em slip by too much , I grew up rough but loved it cause without these memories wouldn't be where I am today , coming from New York City , late 90s early 2000s .. peace and love everyone

  75. S.... ....

    we can not ever go back, and that is ok.

  76. N.... ....

    i found this song when i was 14, i'm now 36 and every once in a while i need my fix! NOFX in 2019

    N.... ....

    i thought i was over that good ol punk but listening to it, well, here i am 14 again.

  77. p.... ....

    2019 still inside my head!

  78. c.... a....

    Great song!!

  79. B.... P....

    Fucking rock and roll degenerate....fucking punks....fuk let's have a talk and get me a beer

  80. w.... f....

    I LOVE U SO MUCH ! FROM 2019,FUCK THIS SHIT!

  81. O.... ....

    i remember when my dad used to play this when i was little

    O.... ....

    Yea I did

  82. A.... D....

    I remember the exact moment this song (and the whole album) changed my life: there I was with 15 years old giving this "NOFX" band a chance since I was bored of listening to old school punk bands. First it was silence, but then, the intro riff kicked off outta nothing and scared the shit outta me (I was wearing headphones). At that moment, I fell in love with this band.

  83. Z.... Z....

    I miss my skateboarding days.. Back when I still had some amount of hope for the future.

    Z.... Z....

    Brah I'm dead !!! 😂 ,,, I hear yah though

  84. d.... n....

    I remember when I was 13 and my uncle gave me a stack of cds and this album was one of them

  85. o.... l....

    best song ever

  86. D.... B....

    Got nowhere but got there happily while listening to this. Still happy.

  87. m.... _....

    almost forgot to listen to this today

    m.... _....

    Fuck off

    m.... _....

    No you fuck off

    m.... _....

    Ill kick your teeth in

  88. R.... P....

    Fat Mikey

  89. r.... d....

    As I sit listening to this song at age 38, in the year of our Lord 2019, I am reminded of friends whom I loved with all my heart but will never see again. I'm reminded of the first girl I ever fell in love with from across the hall, Cassie Engles with her creepers and pink hair and BR Against the Grain Tee-shirt hiding her b-cup breasts and red plaid pants showing the early curves of womanhood on her Thin, elf-like teenage frame. I loved her so much that it felt like my heart would burst what I stared at her in those stolen moments. Too scared to ever say anything because I didn't want to ruin perfection, and couldn't bear a reality that might include her rejection. She became one of my best friends instead, and years later she would tell me she knew i was looking and prayed I would say something to her. Not destiny that was planned, and I know now that I would have crushed her, had I ever held her in the palm of my hand. She gave me something better, integers that equated to more. As a gift of admiration returned, I settled her ultimate score. He knew when he laid hands, in jealous anger, against the sanctity of her 103 lbs form. He knew the last chapter was not yet written, and someday, unforeseen then, that he would have to face the storm. A Storm borne of weather he created, I came Swift and Violent as the destiny he himself had sealed, with hand his own had fated. For indescretions against my ideal, well oh what a terrible wrath he did feel. With crusbed orbital, with mandible shattered, with retina detached and a rib cage lay scattered. He lost his sight in one, depth perception in other, and privilege of mastication suspended for months, replaced by Ensure shakes fed through drinking straw to him by mother. I sit now in my cell, and when the music stops I can hear prison shackles with their clinking and jangles, but it's still beautiful music to me, because no one is granted clemency, who harms my Miss Engles.

  90. W.... G....

    Adolesencia.....desde uruguay.

  91. T.... P....

    Second favorite NOFX song

  92. K.... F....

    This is the best punk rock song ever hands down i love it so much

  93. I.... C....

    am i the only one listening to this in 2018