NOFX - Leaving Jesusland Lyrics




We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're having better sex

Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join us on the coast

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down,
And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too, then we're comin' after you

The fear stricken, born again Christian, they got a vision a homogenized state
Texas textbooks, Bibles, and prayer books,
They want them memorized, but don't want you to think

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians, (excluding country) all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt





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NOFX Leaving Jesusland Comments
  1. Tales Vieira Colman

    Come to Brazil!
    And burn the whole fucking country.

  2. Brünne Petrov

    Lyrics

    We call the heartland not very smartland,
    IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
    They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates
    they got so many hates and people to despise

    In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole
    the average weight is well over 200 pounds
    I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs
    most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

    Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
    We've concerns other than fear and hunger pangs

    Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
    All you brownish red and yellow ones
    come out and join us on the coast

    No longer svelte, they got to punch new holes in the Bible belt
    They've blown out the fire under the melting pot,
    the red blood of America is starting to clot

    No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes,
    they're just flies spreading pieces of shit

    You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate,
    what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

    They don't want visitors in Jesusland
    They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

    We want people with college degrees,
    drug use experience and STD's
    People with open-minded philosophies,
    come hug California trees

    Cultural revolution now,
    neo-conservatives run outta town
    We're gonna burn Orange County down,
    And then we're off to Riverside,
    Bakersfield and Fresno too,
    then we're comin' after you

    The fear stricken, born again Christian,
    they got a vision a homogenized state
    Textbook decline, Intelligent Design
    They got Bill Nye on the list to extecrate

    They don't want visitors in Jesusland
    They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

    Punk Rockers and emo kids,
    people doin' things the church forbids
    Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists
    we're moving out of jesusland

    Art students and thespians,
    (excluding country) all the musicians
    We want all hookers and comedians,
    nihilists are welcome too

    No longer svelte,
    they gotta punch holes in the Bible belt

  3. Snakes Everywhere

    666th like

  4. jonharson

    It's all fun and games until you threaten to dump all the illegals in their sanctuary cities, then they start signing a different song.

  5. Pierrot Filou

    Très bon exelent

  6. veediot

    Thats grand ol fat face! Now do the one about how every atrocity ever committed by America was coerced by those hypocritical deformities the jews!

  7. MotivatedByTheLuv InspiredByTheH8

    Don't forget about me, I wanna go!!

    Dont Matter

    oh we're going. we are fucking going.

    MotivatedByTheLuv InspiredByTheH8

    Dont Matter let's fuckin do it!

    Sing king

    Thats one kickass name

  8. THE KIDD

    yes please come burn down Fresno... I hate it here

    kalmia kid

    its worse in porterville lmao

    Joseph Carroll

    looks like you got your wish!!😂😂😂

    jonharson

    The only thing lefties can accomplish is burning things down.

    OiBoy The Pissed off Punk

    @jonharson How do you like your weekends and 40 hour work week? Thought so.

  9. Gato Acido

    that is for real

    FJP 124

    Twixxy Hello? Is anyone else in the comment section?

    PA Legit

    @FJP 124 me