NOFX - Leaving Jesusland Lyrics
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're having better sex
Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join us on the coast
No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down,
And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too, then we're comin' after you
Texas textbooks, Bibles, and prayer books,
They want them memorized, but don't want you to think
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians, (excluding country) all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too
No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
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- NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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- NOFX - Best God In Show
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- NOFX - Door Nails
- NOFX - One Celled Creature
- NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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- NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX Leaving Jesusland Comments
Come to Brazil!
And burn the whole fucking country.
Lyrics
We call the heartland not very smartland,
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates
they got so many hates and people to despise
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole
the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs
most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
We've concerns other than fear and hunger pangs
Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones
come out and join us on the coast
No longer svelte, they got to punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot,
the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes,
they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate,
what makes this country great is dwelling on either side
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
We want people with college degrees,
drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies,
come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now,
neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down,
And then we're off to Riverside,
Bakersfield and Fresno too,
then we're comin' after you
The fear stricken, born again Christian,
they got a vision a homogenized state
Textbook decline, Intelligent Design
They got Bill Nye on the list to extecrate
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
Punk Rockers and emo kids,
people doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists
we're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians,
(excluding country) all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians,
nihilists are welcome too
No longer svelte,
they gotta punch holes in the Bible belt
666th like
It's all fun and games until you threaten to dump all the illegals in their sanctuary cities, then they start signing a different song.
Très bon exelent
Thats grand ol fat face! Now do the one about how every atrocity ever committed by America was coerced by those hypocritical deformities the jews!
Don't forget about me, I wanna go!!
oh we're going. we are fucking going.
Dont Matter let's fuckin do it!
Thats one kickass name
yes please come burn down Fresno... I hate it here
its worse in porterville lmao
looks like you got your wish!!😂😂😂
The only thing lefties can accomplish is burning things down.
@jonharson How do you like your weekends and 40 hour work week? Thought so.
that is for real
Twixxy Hello? Is anyone else in the comment section?
@FJP 124 me