NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music Lyrics






Johnny has a problem
Johnny is out of control
He had a TV party
With the kids of the black hole
Stealing people's mail
And lynching the landlord
Things to do when angry, young and bored

Johnny was only a lad
Johnny hates the scene
First he hit an old man
Then he hit and run Pauline
The record player spinning the best times
I never had
So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar
When out of tune
The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw

He's a teenage vegetable
Listens to last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a quart
Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny is he queer?
Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer
Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig
Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up chevy
That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs
More than he takes
Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks
Johnny says he's bound
By only six strings to this world
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
And Johnny Punk snorts Ritalin
And Johnny is an angry amputee





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  1. B.... G....

    Johnny has a problem
    Johnny is out of control
    He had a TV party
    With the kids in the black hole
    Stealing people's mail
    And lynching the landlord
    Things to do when angry, young and bored

    Johnny was only a lad
    Johnny hates the scene
    First he hit an old man
    Then he hit and run Pauline
    The record player spinning the best times
    I never had
    So why do my old records make me sad?

    Cause they're so bad
    And no one seems to understand
    The glory of guitar
    When out of tune
    The off timing
    The singers who can't sing
    The beauty of flaw

    He's a teenage vegetable
    Listens to Last Resort
    He's got PCP in his veins
    He lives inside a quart
    Johnny is a punk rocker
    Johnny is he queer?
    Johnny needed two bags
    And a car to commandeer
    Johnny wasn't liked much
    But he had a lot of friends
    Waits on stage
    Eating ludes
    A mindless brainwashed pig
    Johnny was a good man
    Till the day that he got shot
    He had a jacked up chevy
    That could blow you off the spot
    Johnny always needs
    More than he takes
    Forgets a couple chords
    Forgets a couple breaks
    Johnny says he's bound
    By only six strings to this world
    Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
    And Johnny Punk snorts Ritalin
    And Johnny is an angry amputee

  2. d.... ....

    Bush funded a lot of counter Soros media. It makes me laugh. Reading to those kids, screw your plans. Lulz.

  3. B.... C....

    This band could have been so great!

  4. J.... B....

    They later released this song in 2010 on "The Longest EP"

  5. T.... V....

    One of the best song in the compilation, along with school of assassins by anti flag and the ones by none more black and and authority zero

    T.... V....

    Nothing To Do When You're Locked Away in Vacancy is a true punk masterpiece

  6. J.... ....

    Rest in peace George. End of a cool time.

  7. D.... O....

    I think there should be à rock against trump like if u agree

  8. L.... ....

    I wonder if people know this is a reference to degenerated by Reagan Youth
    (If you didn't know, now you know.... Dilt)

    L.... ....

    +Kevin Vega holy shit ive listened to both songs a shit ton and never made the connection. thanks.

    L.... ....

    @lewis pepperrell youre welcome :)

    L.... ....

    This is a reference to a lot more than just "Degenerated." Every line but what's in the bridge is a reference to a different punk song. Look it up! :)

    L.... ....

    @Zech Simpson true trueeee

  9. L.... R....

    love this song

  10. n.... ....

    Johnny had a jacked up Chevy that'll blow you right off the spot! Nofx does a lot of goofy songs but then they pull one like this off just to remind you that they can't be fucked with!

  11. F.... ....

    Johnny music. Haha
    But seriously I fucking love this song. That last line and the outro always got to me

  12. N.... M....

    The glory of guitar when out of tune

    the off timing
    the singers who can't sing
    the beauty of flaw
    (those are some of the most beautiful lyrics I've ever heard)

    N.... M....

    nah, as in; a teenage kid that listens to music that was released when he was 2 years old, and still watches minecraft lets plays.

    N.... M....

    +Ra Eye
    Don't be a little bitch about it, that video was streamed 16 hours ago and you know it.
    You tried making fun of a guy for appreciating the lyrics, because you were trying to look edgy and really grown up, but you just looked like a fucking dork, throwing around your reddit shit: 'don't be that guy xDD'
    Now you're double posting comments because you're upset about it.

    I'm not bitter and I'm not old, I'm just not an 'avante-garde' teenager that replied to a 2 year old comment, with an edgy smoking profile picture reblogged from tumblr after you finished watching your little lets plays and your juice box. I think we're done here.

    N.... M....

    Ra Eye don't be that guy ;)

    N.... M....

    As far as I'm concerned, every last one of us is that guy and we're all bastards.

    N.... M....

    @Ra Eye fucks his mom

  13. J.... ....

    jaw knee...the title? what does that mean? jaw-knee sounds like johnny? Or i'm dumb? LOL

    J.... ....

    I were probably drunk when I wrote this shit..god...

    J.... ....

    @Johnny Hey, don't stress out about it. Drunk posting is GOOD posting. NEVER be ashamed of being drunk. Unless, I dunno, I kinda forgot where I was going with this when the music stopped.

    J.... ....

    I'm sober and I still have this question.

    J.... ....

    @SaltpeterTaffy Wait, there was a question? What question? When? WHERE'S MY BEER?

  14. M.... ....

    I love the way the bloody mist feels against my skinnn,: dr richtofen

    M.... ....

    Lol not sure how that relates to the song but love that game

    M.... ....

    neverwoner oh yeah, 2 years later still kicking butt w@w baby

  15. T.... E....

    This song is the ultimate punk homage

  16. j.... k....

    nofx needs to do a cover album where they cover every song referenced in this song. could be epic.

  17. p.... s....

    two retards didnt like this v.v


    NOFX is the fkn best thing in this universe!!!!!

  18. J.... F....

    I live my life by that lyric man!

  19. J.... S....

    I got the two volumes of Rock Against Bush in a second hand shop some months ago for only 3 euros, and it's the best purchase I've ever made. They are little jewels.

  20. G.... W....

    Confirm!!

  21. s.... ....

    you got a favorite
    HOW!

  22. E.... ....

    Favorite song by NOFX. then again.. every song by them kicks ass

  23. J.... M....

    @DysenteryAndy You username a reference to Dysentery Gary?

  24. D.... ....

    @Reallyape ...Your jaw will fall to your knees because of our music? Idon't know...

    D.... ....

    DysenteryAndy or the music hits you like a knee in the jaw?

  25. R.... ....

    @DysenteryAndy hurr durr
    but then
    what does "music" mean?

  26. e.... ....

    4:31 epic

  27. e.... ....

    Oingo Boingo reference whooooooooooooo

  28. S.... N....

    nice outro :)

  29. e.... ....

    Awesome song.

  30. k.... f....

    lets support the troops by listing to them instead of having faux patriotism parades pradsing them when were not were just showing support for our courrupt government

  31. J.... M....

    one of the best songs by nofx not put on one of their albums.

  32. r.... ....

    TV party!!!

  33. V.... B....

    little bit at the end!

  34. t.... ....

    why is this album not on itunes???

  35. C.... C....

    *adds to favorites*

  36. C.... C....

    Jonny lynchs when hes board... I hate to see him angry.

  37. j.... d....

    all the lyric's are references to old punk songs. x

  38. T.... ....

    @dangodoffire how?

  39. p.... c....

    @dangodoffire How so?

  40. s.... ....

    i like the reference to the dead kennedys songs "lynch the landlord" and "stealing peoples mail" from 0:35 0:38

  41. d.... ....

    fat mike is a fat hypocrite

  42. d.... ....

    @thesevencross

    Johnny wears his leather like a crown of thorns

  43. s.... ....

    fat mike would laugh at all of us lets face it but we would all laugh in his fat face too :)

  44. D.... G....

    SO good.

  45. s.... ....

    well to be honest i speak scottish english nd naw all the words are the exact same plus i write in shrt online cz i dont giv a fuck how proper it is on some shitty youtube vid so stop being another over opinionated arrogant american wank stain and get tae fuck

  46. d.... ....

    A of references are also have nothing to do with it...

  47. m.... ....

    roflmao

  48. m.... ....

    Yes we do, and yes we are cool.

  49. s.... ....

    cant believe i aint herd this fucking song b4 !

  50. M.... ....

    The fact you actually care about having a thumbs up or thumbs down on a youtube comment shows how cool you are.

  51. n.... ....

    we're all not ok

  52. a.... ....

    i wish they had more songs like this

  53. J.... M....

    why would u even coment that dumb remark, and juss for that i gave u another thumbs down

  54. J.... M....

    your not ok

  55. s.... ....

    Love this song, sooo many memories :p

  56. J.... B....

    Ahh this song brings back so many memories of being 15 and wasted, passing out behind the Youth Centre Punk Show.

    WOOO NOFX!

  57. d.... ....

    I love this album. Got it when it came out. Reminds me of good days.

  58. m.... ....

    Maybe he identify himself with johnny xD

    sorry for my english^^

  59. L.... ....

    jaw-knee has a problem xDDD

  60. A.... A....

    This song is so good, but it makes me sad.

  61. o.... ....

    NOFX @groez!

  62. E.... R....

    awesome song no matter how many times i hear it!

  63. C.... ....

    it makes total sense! ya just gotta listen ;) and think

  64. m.... ....

    Pretty much the whole song is composed of a bunch of different songs with characters named johnny in them (Jaw knee, get it?)