NOFX - Hot Dog In A Hallway Lyrics
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
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NOFX Hot Dog In A Hallway Comments
Some Nirvana sound here
Lyrics:
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my filly, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
That's why I love her
A truly beautiful song
the instrumental arrangement in this song is so interesting to me, sort of demented and unsettling? fits well with the subject matter.
Fat chicks are like mopeds: They're fun to ride, just don't let your friends find out.
"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" -Ted Dansen on his relationship with Whoopi Goldberg
My favorite NOFX song. I sing along every time I hear it
Reminds me of my friends girlfriend
i'd have to say this is probably my favorite album due to hot dog and August 8th...philthy phil... shit, it's all badass.
Im the only chica loving this song i guess
stitch haha no way. I'm a chick and this is my favorite song 👌
Fucking lies. Women don't exist on the internet.
Gurl nha 😩💅
I said this is our song and she got pissed
Boyce Butler lmao, quality comment
That's why you love her?
Should've made it "My Heart is Yearning." Haha
Indeed B.B
Thanks for the Kackle!!!
Cheers , Smelly still cant sing
how could you not love this song?
sounds like a ripoff of "tourettes" by Nirvana
Gary Martini Jr Similar melody maybe, but a direct rip off? Nah.
this was the song I played for my ex fiance everyday .... she was a fatty
My girls a fatty to she hates this song
NOFX fucking awesome!!!
picked up the pink vinyl eating lamb that's this but way better!
Warped Tour '96, SLC!
I put my hotdog in a hallway just today! yea buddy.
this song kicks ass
NOFX SUCKS! Whinny vocalist who sounds like he's 12. NOFX was the sign of the coming of pop punk Blink182 style horse shit!
+emteespace listen to some older nofx. this is a more poppy album, being a fan of both bands im able to say that nofx is nowhere near as poppy as blink lol
Go play your Hawthorne heights emo
You sound as ridiculous as the people that were emo purists back then. If music didn't evolve and change you'd be listening to the same old shit forever.
I'm pretty shocked someone used blink 182 and nofx in the same sentence
Luke Campbell Melvin did the same thing lmao. Melvin and Smelly even said that Blink182 shared the same style as them. (Source: Hepatitis Bathtub)
Rupert Safkin
R.I.P. Mandela
Serge de Mat what the hell 😂 what does a politician have to do with this 😂
You sound like a rip off of territorial Pissings by nirvana
you didn't even get the song right, idiot. it's the same progression as tourette's, but who gives a fuck? it's a completely different song.
Get fucked, Gus...
"ALL" punk bands are underrated.
Luckily, not underrated by all... :)
while im not up on most of their new stuff...i love the fact the its been the same lineup since after Ribbed.... thats such a rare thing for bands that have been around since the fuckin 80's. any other band would have like 1 original member lol....and fat mike needs to bring back his dreads! lol
You have mine craft videos in your favourites
I love fat chicks in mom pants
Me to lol
The band isnt rly under rated now lol XD
thx for uploading cds, iuploadCDs
Thumbs up 4 Fat Chicks!
Elliot Fedorka:
Nice picture, slug is probably one of my favorite lyricists.
@MegaKillertheKiller :(
@sonetlumiere12345678 Me to bro....me to....and oh yeah....SHUT UP!!!
Sorry for the bad typing! I'm mashed.
No comments for hot dog a hallway! Love this grungeyness of this. This whole album takes me back to my teens.