NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) Lyrics

Everytime I heard the opening, I remember cracking up for no reason at all.

Are they fuck blink?

Republican's Anthem

Fuck You you nofx

Fuck You

I always thought he said "until they fucked tupac"

Several people below said NOFX hates Blink, but (at least not according to their biography) they just think Blink copied them and sold out so they like to poke fun at them in a good natured way: https://www.reddit.com/r/Blink182/comments/4hyh5b/eric_melvin_of_nofx_on_blink182/

"Fuck fans of blink-182" *TRIGGERED*

I've been listening to a few NOFX songs, but this made me crack up.

Green day?

Fuck green day

For all those thinking NOFX hate Blink-182, Blink and then are friends, and NOFX took Blink with them on tour tons of times in the late 90's when Blink was starting to get big.

I mean, Blinks own lyrics about themselves are pretty much the same. Like saying "Primus Sucks!" Though I think with the line after it might be hinting that Blink fans are kids and NOFX fans born in 83 would be turning 18 that year (song was release in 2001).

This song is offensive to bean cheese burritos.

this is actually 2 songs. juicehead is a seperate song

it is, but can you really listen to one without listening to the other?

this is actually 2 songs. juicehead is a seperate song

Last year I was in a festival.Nofx and Blink was on the line up.I was with Fat Mike and we were on side stage for the blink show and Mike had fun with Mark....

wow, if you're a winner..

Nofx is nothing but a whistleblowing wannabe punk.. they got the punk intelligence, the punk will, but they don't actually have the guts to be losers..

which is essential for punk music.. you diss yourself first no matter what.

If they did this Im sure I can laugh about blink too, but hey blinks even more punk than nofx if not.

i cant, the level of stupidity in this comment makes me wanna puke up my nutsac 

I feel honored that I obviously made a point, as you otherwise would agree with my offensive comment .

@Fidgety Rock nofx always diss themselves: "if I can do it so can anyone" "some of us have all the luck no matter how much we f**ing suck", etc.

Yes I got No clue. Anyways, I do know hes kinda racist against white men.

@***** Sarcasm works if you dont care 

I'd love to listen to this while playing Tony Hawk 2.

Fuck im an elf and im fan of blinkoneeightytwo so you can fuck me aswell

I listen to NOFX, Good Riddance, Kid Dynamite, Bad Religion, Strung Out, No Use etc. and I also listen to Blink. 

@sleepsurfsex What are you a 12 year old? Just saying it's not strange to like Blink

@sleepsurfsex Who cares you say nobody cares

FUCK FANS OF BLINK-182!

lol Stza is a fan of blink 182

@Andrew Purvis Haha, he would be...

Lol someone said NOFX wasn't punk because their lyrics don't mean anything. listen to The Decline or Murder The Government or a shit ton of their other songs. You can't say they aren't punk because they have these crazy fuck around songs like this one and See Her Pee. They're punk because they sing about whatever the fuck they want to. Not what someone tells them to or what they think other people want to hear in the pursuit of making more fans.

16 dislikes,just like average of blink 182 fan

you're 15 what do you know about anything?

Why do I feel like Fat Mike has fucked all these things?

cuz he probably has 😂

Blink laughs at this song I like both bands lol

i'm fucked, i'm a blink-182 fan, so fuck me!

Annoek Beyens okay. you're pretty.

LOL. Blink-182.

straight edge has been over since 85' u need to move on with that and go get fucked up and fuck some fat bitches

but before u fuck it all GO FUCK YOURSELF!

NOFX offends everything that I like, Straight Edge culture, Blink 182, and I don't care.. I keep liking them

I love Blink, but guys, I'm pretty sure they are not joking. They probably see Blink-182 as selling out.

I don't think so... They dissed them at a concert once too.

they're not joking. They hate blink 182 cuz they're fucking poseur sellouts

Of course!

bet you dont know bad religion is one of their influences.

juice head

I see what dey did there with Bad Religion's Suffer <3

not gonna lie I actually like blink 182 and nofx and the fact that they mention them in this song makes it that much better

yeah its juice head lmao its a seperate track, only 20 seconds long

i love blink-182 and i love NOFX, and i love this song, cos i know they're joking

I like Blink and NOFX. And I couldn't give a fuck about who knows it.

fuck yourself!

blink-182 is queer. enough said

i think the government already fucked me

I think he's saying juice head?

Fat Mike says fuck fans of blink 182, that's illegal if you were born in '83. The song is released in 2001 so 2011-1983 = 18. Since 90% of blink 182 fans are teenagers it's illegal to fuck them if your older. That's what i think of that line.

@R0ckAndRave yes, yes you have now BOW TO THE GODS KNOWN AS MELVIN, FAT MIKE, SMELLY, AND EL HEFFE

BUT BEFORE YOU FUCK IT ALL...GO FUCK YOURSELF..!!!

i like blink 182.

@HcDorfKind fuck you

@PutoSCP 1 one blink 1fuck8gay2 guy!

@whatupmaaan I know, it's obvious. I was just explaining it to the people that aren't so smart

@rocketboy375 NO WAY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SERIOUS SONG hahaahahahaha

I love NOFX, I love blink-182. Fat Mike and Mark Hoppus are good friends tbh fuckers! this was done as a joke xD

@dimitrioudaputa blink are not emo, they are pop punk

@PutoSCP and the rests of the dislikes are the fans of blink 182 LOL! XD

11 people dislike this music

11 fans of emo blink 182

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIICEEEE HEEADD

@reginaldfartington hahaha well, either way. Just put one song after another one, and it sounds pretty weird and funny :P

Listen to NOFX's version of "I want you to want me" and then listen to this song. It's just awesome how they can both be put together in a funny way.

My old fuck song with my ex was by blink 182

@theJorisM ditto

@PutoSCP Now they're 9 so I think Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge and Travis Barker saw this video

@TheFavoriteShot
yea. i think all nofx fans are bad religion fans as well

@RockinRustle No it's not. That makes you just the right age. lol

JUICE HEAD

Thumbs up if you pictured yourself fucking everything mentioned in this song... i did. Until i got to the part about fucking myself O.0

And this song is why you and your friends should like NOFX. XD

I'm a fan of blink-182 and i think this song is so rad!

Fuck Fans of You Know Who (Justin Bieber) But That's Illegal If You Were Born In '93

dont forget to fuck yourself

haha right, blink 182 best pussy band 4-ever

@Sabri182 I like you. Your dumb, but that's okay because you make me laugh. Y'all is just ignant dawg.

@Sabri182 holy shit people still listen to blink 182?

i love nofx, and i love blink, i love fat mike and i love tom delonge... but tom delonge can break fat mikes ass anytime he wants, stupid fat mike, hated that line u.u... anyway love the song :D fuck the idiots that say thumbs up.

Charlie Sheen heard about this song.

@SensoryTheater07 As politically aware as fat mike claims to be, speaking out against globalization and slave labor, then doing coke... c'mon. where do you think coke comes from? Fair trade unionized farmers? Hell no. It's slave labor, often children, who manufacture that shit. There's no way he doesn't know this unless he really hasn't done all the political research he claimed to in Franco Unamerican. So he's either a liar or a hypocrite, probably both.

@ilovechairmanmeow How is Fat Mike a hypocrite for doing coke? I'm confused...

all the blink 182 fans !
fuck your self ! l0l !
if your n0t contented fuck your
m0m with a jar of vaseline !

I'm a blink 182 fan

FUCK ME! lol

Live long..Surfer Ep

"Fuck the front door fuck the back, fuck the good girl with the knack. No phalanges, no knobby knees to knock."

@yankeessuck1138 k

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! LOL

i luv blink 182

@JimmySmithNCK rofl, the bands you mentioned are stuck up snobs who think they're the real punks, when they're just bullies and violent pricks. Bands like Nofx, BR, Pennywise, Strung Out, Minor Threat, Fugazi and Good Riddance, not that bullshit.

@JimmySmithNCK you're retarded, nofx has plenty of songs with lyrics "that actually mean something." franco-unamerican, the decline, and the idiots are taking over are a few examples. oh, and by the way, crass blows.

Is that "She said" bit supposed to be from Breed?

@04rH182 i say they are. and you can go fuck yourself.

this is two songs

@Flintytints Green Day are god. like NOFX , rancid, pennywise and all other fucking punk rock bands

@PilotDownhill yea blink and nofx my two favourite bands, however I agree blink do have many weird fans. Unless they listen to bands like NOFX Rancid and so on, or they are 10 years old, they think blink is punk.

@PutoSCP
haha finally a clever comment about the dislike bar

@PutoSCP this was the best comment.

@therealCanablisS juice heads like steroids buddy

hmmmm like? i love, fuck criss cringle with an elf

Oahhh im muslim and Blink 182 fan and NOFX fan :o
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go fuck yourseeeeeeeeeelfffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kopakapunk The line "Fuck fans of Blink 182, that's illegal if you're born in '83" means that since it was recorded in 2001, the person who fucked the fan of Blink 182 would be 18 or over, and they are implying that fans of Blink 182 are children and teens, not over 18. This means the person who fucked fans of Blink 182 would be a pedophile if they were born in '83 because they would be fucking teens and children.

but before you fuck it all...........