NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment Lyrics




Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good fucking luck…





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  1. Tentacle Brain

    Hot sake is the shit

  2. Prayudha Saktu

    Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
    The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
    For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
    Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

    Do not pass go, do not get bail
    Go directly to Osaka Jail
    Where you get locked or drunk under the table

    For just under 10,000 yen
    You can visit hell and come back again
    For the process of hurting and healing
    Cake and candle wax dessert
    It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
    Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

    So if you want rewards and consequence
    They got the cool and unusual punishments
    Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
    Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
    This is pure assisted self-destruction

    Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
    One bad deed surely deserves another
    Bruised from bamboo caning
    Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
    Good fucking luck…

  3. お口開けてごらん

    ごめんなさいでしょ!!
    ぅえっ(゜.゜)!!?

  4. Snaggle Lsah

    i love the episode in the Documentary series where they show what its like in a dom bar in japan, and play this song XD

    Wolf man Grim reaper

    Snaggle Lsah that was favorite of episode of backstage passport

  5. jordan c

    Obviously awesome

    Wise Crackers

    Obviously