NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) Lyrics






I’ll throw a pie in the face of piety
I’ll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I’m a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I’m an unbeliever, I’m a heretic
I’m gonna projectile puke off a pew
I’m a trouble making immature imp
I’m gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I’ll never be given wings and
I’m sorry if it’s up there cuz I didn’t think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn’t been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don’t wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn’t this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore





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  1. r.... ....

    this intro is fucking good

  2. D.... ....

    yea fuck blasphemy law!!

  3. B.... B....

    `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````Cunt..i was enjoyin that

  4. A.... H....

    Christ that Mohammed bit tho..

  5. D.... R....

    Intentional rip off of God’s Love by Bad Religion

  6. T.... T....

    play this to all the regressive libtards who defend Islam

  7. A.... D....

    To anyone saying they are a devout Christian but still love the song:

    If you don't burn whole towns just because non believers live there then you are automatically heretic. Tough shit is this thing is mentioned in the old testament... And new testament says anyone who changes even a comma of the old (or new) is a heretic.


    So no. None of you are actually Christians. No one of you believes that a sinner living in a city makes all other residents sinners. No sane person condones slavery and buying rape victims from their fathers as compensation. You all just follow propaganda. You are just controlled, being shown the tame side of Christianity cause it's truth is just horrid.

  8. w.... w....

    I'm a devout Christian but I love this song.

    w.... w....

    If willow watson hear and like Last Resort from Papa Roach, will she commit suicide? Hear a music and agree with the lyrics are diferent things... I'm a christian and a like the music very much. I do not agree with lyrics. over.

  9. G.... C....

    Questa canzone è una vergogna dall'inizio alla fine! .. uno schifo totale che dimostra ignoranza totale e approssimazione sulla materia religiosa e che manca di rispetto a moltissimi. che schifo!!!! .... Non la ascolto mai e la evito sempre. bestemmiare così in una "canzone" è odioso !!!😠😠😠

    G.... C....

    Giacomo Ciabatti Dio Caaaane vai a sentire radio Maria allora Ugh! not nofx!

    G.... C....

    I Nofx non sono questo. carissimo. io li conosco e li ascolto da anni. Comunque ora segnalo il tuo profilo. Così vediamo che ne pensa YouTube delle tue bestemmie

    G.... C....

    Morg, qui non è questione di Radio Maria o di Tele Buddha. E' solo questione di essere dei cialtroni. La bestemmia gratuita in questo modo, per di più premeditata tanto da essere inserita in una canzone, non solo manca di rispetto a chi crede, ma è anche completamente inutile ed i nofx ci avevano abituati a ben altro. Qui sono stati degli emeriti cialtroni e te lo dice uno che per questo gruppo ci ha perso la testa in passato. Anche tu, per favore, evita di bestemmiare. Anche se non credi a niente, è completamente inutile farlo, se non a rovinare te stesso e ad offendere altri senza giustificazione alcuna.

    G.... C....

    Pegasus Red9 Bravo Pegasus!! ..

    G.... C....

    Qualunque cosa! Smettila di comportarti come se fossi superiore solo perché non maledici credi in un dio. il mondo è fottuto a causa di gente come te che deve reclamare cazzate ogni volta che qualcosa ti fa incazzare. Se non ti piace la canzone del cazzo, allora vai e non tornare. Saluta Satana e buona giornata.

  10. G.... C....

    So. this song is a shame !!! an denote no religious culture. and blasphemy are bad !!

    G.... C....

    Yeah so is your grammar

  11. G.... C....

    the NoFx's shame ! ... right now! ... SHAME !!!!!... This juden from to Massachusetts has to give respect to people. not every place in the world has ignorants people las in U.S.A.

  12. C.... M....

    I believe in NOFX. It seems like if I need something NOFX answers with a badass song.

  13. D.... C....

    'Bugger a Nun' I am creased!

  14. Y.... N....

    here bc of brian warford

  15. S.... R....

    I'm a christian but holy hell this song is great. How anyone could get offended by this is beyond me

  16. M.... M....

    i believe in god and just listend to this cause i was curious...personally not too offended tho tbh...wonder how insecure someone has to be in their religious feelings to get angry about this...

    M.... M....

    Mary Mary actually I insult Christians to their face as much as I possibly can. I have NO reservations about calling an idiot a idiot to their face.

    M.... M....

    vaping Otter i reported ur comments on utube go get laid or something

    M.... M....

    Mary Mary oooooh no a report to YouTube lol

    M.... M....

    Mary Mary you know more people who belive in farytales? Kids

    M.... M....

    U know if you come to that shot here people WILL say how stupid you are

  17. A.... A....

    I am probably responsible for like 90 views loL!

    A.... A....

    I own this album And I'm still in like 30 Times thru in here so i feel you

  18. L.... O....

    That song is fo fun to hear!

  19. T.... G....

    The "blasphemy, blasphe-you" is and Eddie Izzard bit

  20. w.... s....

    Hey check out my music n give ur thoughts on it my playlist lineup is good share if enjoyed it will be appreciated ( :

  21. A.... H....

    Did he just do a Plan B pill joke?

    A.... H....

    @Anthony Haller pretty sure its a God being fallible joke. Blasphemy n all.

    A.... H....

    @kertys c
    Thanks for clearing that up.

    A.... H....

    could easily be both

  22. e.... N....

    This fuking song. I blast this in the gym and it works well with my tattoo of jesus eating a cheeseburger

    e.... N....

    @edword Nigma photo!

  23. T.... O....

    "But you'll never hear a crack about Muhammad because I don't want to get shot in the chest!" 

    Relevant as of three days ago. 

    T.... O....

    still relevant to this day

  24. H.... J....

    I will pray to god to forgive you... JUST KIDDING!!! XD   best god in show is my favorite

  25. c.... G....

    That's the fattest bass intro ever

    c.... G....

    @cameron Gibbs its a guitar intro ^^

    c.... G....

    the bass line for "the idiots are taking over" is way better

  26. L.... ....

    Before running into a TL;DR situation, I started reading the Bible, out of pure curiosity, and I will say this, it's one hell of a story. But religion? Pah! that's foolish.

  27. A.... N....

    About 2000 years ago a woman cheated on her husband. Her excuse was so good that people still worship her son today.

    A.... N....

    Anejnobody lol I know bro. People still believe in virgin birth in 2017. Straight crazy if you ask me

    A.... N....

    Quite possible

  28. P.... M....

    “This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it. John Adams, U.S. President”
    ― George Washington, Quotes on the Dangers of Religion

    Remember that the next time an idiot says this country was founded on religion, the truth about what our founding fathers thought about religion right there, in words as clear as glass.

    P.... M....

    All I have to remember is that they owned people. Regardless of religion, owning people makes you a piece of shit in my view. They are not my founding fathers.

    P.... M....

    My point is that a lot of tea party people and right wing conservatives like to make appeals to authority regarding our country being founded on "Judeo Christian" values. Not only are they guilty of fallacy, their fallacy is wrong and misguided.

    "our" was not a good choice of a word, perhaps "this countrys". Regardless of how you feel, if it wasn't for them, you wouldn't have the freedoms you enjoy today.

    If you want to get technical about culture, human sacrifice is just as fowl.

    P.... M....

    @Alfredo Rodriguez The bible says is fine to own people. For me the bible is shit. 

    P.... M....

    @Alfredo Rodriguez Although not generally recognized as one of the main founders, Thomas Paine (and hes by far my favorite of amongst them) was on the right side of slavery. Its commonly accepted no one attended his funeral because of his stance on religion and slavery.

  29. M.... ....

    We need less religion and more spirituality.

    M.... ....

    @MySerpentine Just fucking stop arguing already! We came for music and not for some spiritual bullshit here. If we truly need something, that would be common sense and less hypocrisy and ignorance!

    M.... ....

    @Anejnobody The song's called Blasphemy, it's to be expected--and I'm hardly the first person to say something. Probably not even the hundredth.

    In any case, it kinda is common sense . . .

    M.... ....

    @MySerpentine haha i know. Its one of my favourite songs :)

    M.... ....

    @MySerpentine Anyways, I respect your opinion and choices and I won't shove mine down other people's throats :P

    M.... ....

    A miracle, a miracle! :D

  30. s.... ....

    Religious wars are basicly people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friends.

    s.... ....

    DarthCoiless religion is control bro

    s.... ....

    The ones at the top love money and control not a mysterious being in the sky. Money is the only true god

    s.... ....

    That's a good one.  I like it a lot.

    s.... ....

    Jesus is the Son of GOD & the Messiach ........ I love skating to NOFX & they run the best shows no shit . But to all those Talmund jews Chirst the way , truth , and the life , Just saying to all you fucking deniers... Thank you Jesus & NOFX

    s.... ....

    @Gilbert Sanchez no religion has ever passed the 2 word test. Prove it.

  31. O.... ....

    it baffles me anyone would vote this down. thank you for posting this. i am trying hard not to comment on these but do folks really need to get all into their bible thumping on a nofx song called "blasphemy"? with all due respect, this isn't fucking sunday school. cheers.

  32. P.... ....

    Best God in Show?

  33. N.... ....

    There is no such thing as god.. doh, even space age didn't stop this madness, when people have discovered that there are no magical dudes living behind the clouds.. yet religion evolved and turned to other lies instead.. I hope a day for humanity will come, when religion will be illegal. It's the only way for the retards that have a brain, but never use it.

  34. l.... ....

    i like the song but i dont understand why "Jesus Christ the blackest Jew" is Blasphemy

  35. T.... d....

    It is written that a baby landed on earth in a spaceship after his planet was destroyed , and now he protects the city of Metropolis with his super powers.

  36. H.... ....

    Bible was before Muslim/Islam era so i'm pretty sure there's nothing about muslims in that shit book lol...and fuck off

  37. B.... O....

    I'm not Atheist. I believe in God as an abstract figure, I have no idea whether there's an after life or not and I don't pretend to know, but if there is a Hell I don't see why making a joke would send you there. Whether a person's bad or not should be based on the life they lived not the jokes they made.

  38. C.... P....

    a black man and a white man walk into a bar. the bar collapses, killing everyone inside. rip.

  39. a.... ....

    HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SONG
    The coaster was FOR SURE the best album of 2009

  40. J.... T....

    Holy fuck,man. I must applaud how how truly idiotic that looks. Thank you for proving the band's point. I love how you toss out the words Islam and Muslim...

    I'll tell you what, snowflake. Learn to use good enough grammar and diction for what you say to be half coherent..then take time to learn about the philosophies your nice little book keeps talking shit about. After you do that, I may convince myself to give a damn about your opinion.

  41. C.... A....

    Because Herpes is a gift.

  42. f.... ....

    So do Christians just intentionally find these videos just to comment? And it's awesome how the logical people are saying "I'm not going to follow your rule book about an invisible dude in the sky" and Christians rebuttals are "well is written in the book if you don't....."

    f.... ....

    I haven't seen these comments, but I can say it's annoying as piss when Christians use quotes from the Bible to prove the Bible. It's the weakest excuse you could ever have, using evidence from what you're defending. They never think for themselves. The only do what they're precious book tells them to do.

  43. V.... C....

    prostitution isn't a victimless crime you guys

    V.... C....

    shut up

  44. J.... W....

    Fuck you

  45. H.... K....

    dont care the lyrics, the melody so beautiful

  46. D.... O....

    buahahahaa yes!!

  47. R.... G....

    Very great tune ....nice nice

  48. H.... ....

    This solo fucking rips.

  49. s.... ....

    I never buggered a nun. I have flirted with one. One of the best days at church ever!

  50. B.... W....

    Without Christianity we would live in a great world where we wouldn't have to make fun of their batshit crazy beliefs and could move forward in technology, science, and human rights.

  51. A.... A....

    sweet! i already engraved the words "ANTI-CHRIST" into my arm with a pencil, so it was worth it!

  52. R.... ....

    yep.. still delivering after all these years

  53. S.... S....

    Very very sarcasticcc

  54. J.... M....

    I used to be an ignorant christian like you, but then I realized it was totally mainstream and I'm a hipster so now I'm atheist. Have a good day and hail Satan.

    J.... M....

    Hail satan

  55. W.... I....

    i'm the Antichrist!? cant wait to tell the guys!

  56. l.... ....

    HAHAHA so i guess i am the antichrist? psh bullshit.... but if i am, and in case your right let me tell you something, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

  57. t.... ....

    It is written anyone that denies Christ as Gods son is an Antichrist Islam is and all other religions!
    "Anyone who denies the Son doesn't have the Father, either. But anyone who acknowledges the Son has the Father also."
    1 John 2:23
    "Who is the liar, except he who is denying that Jesus is the Christ? this one is the antichrist who is denying the Father and the Son;"
    1 John 2:22
    Muslim and all watch fix dot closer and it will work, Wake UP:
    alturl.com / 8f5ti
    God bless

  58. t.... ....

    JESUS CHRIST, GODS SON OF YAHWEH, GOD OF UNIVERSE AND HIS, HOLY BIBLE, GODS WORD SPIRIT OF BIBLE, GODS WORD!
    Rapture truth, fix slash and dot closer, and read the whole webpage.
    alturl . com / odrxm
    John 14:6
    "Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
    Train clean on only food no drugs or anabolic or cheating ever, be careful about Gods temple, our bodies, witch his Bible Gods Word Spirit is supposed to live in.
    God Bless.

  59. C.... ....

    If humanity didn't exist, neither would any religion.

    That's the thing - we ~all~ cling to beliefs. Sometimes, its in a deity. Other time, its a nation. Shit gets really intense when we try and support even more tangible ideas like "freedom", "liberty" and even so
    mething like "equality".

  60. r.... ....

    well i could go "if egyptian mythology didn't exist, then we wouldn't have any of the modern abrahamic religions" , but we all know that those retards would have believed some other shit ..

  61. D.... G....

    So basically, Religions are useless.

  62. H.... ....

    If christianity didn't exist neither would Islam as it was Islam's main source of influence

  63. Z.... S....

    and if its wasn't for Christianity we would be hundreds of years more advanced the call em the dark ages for a reason which in case you didn't know was when everyone was religious most turned to your deity

  64. Z.... S....

    lol the internet was created by an atheist same as the computer and if you use windows again and atheist invention

  65. A.... R....

    No you are. You live your life reading one book. That is how you live your life by what that one book tells you is right. Personally, I don't believe everything I read, call me crazy, but I like to find things out for myself. What doe's the bible say about talking shit on the internet? Go ahead and look it up, I'll wait.

  66. A.... R....

    No we wouldn't. Some of us don't believe in religion now, what makes you think we would believe regardless of your time stream? This isn't Christians mingle dude.

  67. I.... ....

    Why do religious people listen to music against religion, and then get offended? I mean granted the idea behind religion is pretty friggen nuts but there's no way these people are that stupid... I mean, they had to know what was coming... Defending your beliefs here is about as useless as a catholic priest defending the children's choir...

  68. A.... ....

    Out of control Religion where members try to convert non-members to their religion is the bane of society. If it's not immoral, one's beliefs are one's beliefs, just don't try to convert everybody else to the same beliefs.

  69. A.... ....

    Assuming that Christianity not existing doesn't change ANYTHING else in time stream (like our nation even being FOUNDED!), we would all be the religion of either the Ancient Celtics (the original inhabitants of the modern-day UK) or follow the Polytheistic Religion of Rome.

  70. A.... ....

    Yeah, math could happen without religion, but what's being referring to is the fact that most of advances in math were done by people where religion played a major part in their lives. Because for a long time the only people who had enough education to do the math were clergy members or those on the path to become a clergy member (such as Sir Isaac Newton, who wanted to become a clergy member originally.)

  71. R.... C....

    You are an idiot. Learn this countrys history and maybe delve into some Muslim history as see all the contributions they made to math. Yes, math they pioneered was needed to build this whole damn Western culture.

  72. J.... O....

    I would have been an atheist anyway!!!

  73. W.... ....

    tard, learn your country's history...

  74. C.... F....

    I like hamburgers

  75. T.... ....

    Tis based on egyptian allegory joyofsatan forever

  76. W.... I....

    my friend recommended nofx the other day... went up to him today and punched him in the face 4 not recommending it sooner

  77. T.... ....

    exposingchristianity. Com dont even try to argue it lmao hail satan

  78. j.... v....

    nah its diffrent then bad religion bad religion sounds like old punk

  79. C.... ....

    still got it??!! bitch, they never...EVER... lost it!

  80. d.... s....

    ZA NAJAČEGA IGRALCA RENČ!!!!
    p.s. ČADA2#

  81. z.... ....

    blasphemy: an unforgivable sin against an all forgiving God. Awesome isn't it?

    z.... ....

    Fun, isnt it?

  82. z.... ....

    thumbs up (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅­j­̲­̅­u­̲­̅­a­̲­̅­n­̲­̅­a­̲­̅­­̅­­_­­̅­­_­­̅­­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­­_̅­­_̅­­_̅­­_̅­­_̅­­_­­­̅()~`.

  83. G.... T....

    ah i love this song. i should show this to my aunt. she thinks she speaks in tongues....

  84. u.... ....

    @903gamefreak I dunno... I never could get into them.

  85. u.... ....

    @903gamefreak True, that's why he said "Fuck Your God", not "Fuck God". He doesn't believe in organized religion, as shown by Tool's song "Opiate".

  86. H.... ....

    lmao im catholic but this song is just so fucking awesome XD

  87. E.... S....

    damn man NOFX has still got it 8|

  88. u.... ....

    this is full of the spirit of punk rock. As the great Maynard James Keenan (not a punkrocker though) once said: FUCK YOUR GOD

  89. o.... ....

    "I'm an unbeliever i'm a heretic, I'm gonna projectile puke of a pew" Fat Mike's lyrics are some sort of poetry...

  90. s.... ....

    Fat Mike Lyrics still Awesome

  91. G.... ....

    awesome!

  92. n.... ....

    orang tolol Tuhan dihina-hina...
    ga mikir apa tuh orang kalo nanti dia menyesal bagaimana jadinya??
    duh duh

  93. s.... ....

    Good song.

  94. M.... P....

    Coaster is a great album...