Ninja Sex Party - Unicorn Wizard Lyrics
Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned that shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?
Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup.
I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!
Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
But not on Sundays... Game of Thrones is on!
Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy
[Danny Sexbang:] That's Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let's focus on me, because...
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are
I am the Unicorn Wizard
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick.
Here's your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK.
My life is a party, the guests are supermodels
Operation: I Rule is a total success
Each day I invent a new form of karate
That changes the way that Japan views the West
Now's that's progress! Doitashi Mashitay!
Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
The cream travels places you can't even dream
[Girl:] Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.
[Danny:] How was it? Amazing?
[Girl:] Uhh..
[Danny:] You mean Uhh...stounding? Yeah. You do.
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary
We punish the wicked then break into song
I am the Unicorn Wizard
A superhero for the entire human race
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face
[Mom:] Danny, Danny, wake up!
[Danny:] Oh, oh... Oh hey mom. I had the craziest dream! I was the Unicorn Wizard.
[Mom:] Awww, shut up.
[Danny:] Unicorn Wizard!
[Mom:] I said shut up.
[Danny:] You shut up.
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Ninja Sex Party Unicorn Wizard Comments
Yes indeed, the cream does travel places you cant even dream
I love the song even more now.
Heck you drake from Minecraft k survival
Humble beginnings
Whatever happened to tinkles and gary
Anyone else think this has the same riff as Deja Vu?
thats perfection right there.
Gotta love it
0:31 Ninja Brian is dummy thick
Got to see NSP perform live a couple nights ago, and oh my this song was such a highlight!
(best part of the show was still danny don't you know and dinosaur laser fight as a piano ballad)
I didn't know rachael was in this
Fun fact: Arin Hanson suggested this song as a joke
Well, at least I was in third place
Brian never deserved this XD
Basically every bard
“My horn is my strength and my strength is my power and my powers my horn and my horn is my dick!”
Best lyric in any song ever
2:33 Ha! You look stupid!
So what does the Unicorn Wizard do on Sundays now?
Still their greatest song ever
What is this
This channel should be banned
I have a feeling someone people only watched this for the babes that were dancing
Rip Tinkels and Gary
I can tell who animated the animated parts
Ninja Brian’s my favorite
Little did Rachel Wecht know that when her husband joined a band to dress up as a ninja and silently intimidate millions, he’d also be constantly threatening to do terribly homosexual things to Danny.
Can now protect the weak all of the time. Game of Thrones is over!
...past bakery time
Watching this again I started to think, Dan totally turns Brian into his sidekick "Princess Handjob" out of jealousy, because a lady was paying more attention to Brian than himself about 10 seconds earlier.
can I find the song on spoofy?
Ah yes. Pimento Loaf. Truly the deadliest of Martial Arts to use on a Saturday.
So the Unicorn Wizard says that he doesn't fight crime in Sundays because Game of Thrones is on. Now that GoT is over, will he fight oon Sundays?
Is anyone gonna point out how Brian’s wife was Danny’s mom?
Heh heh. Ninja Brian is banging Danny's mom.
holy shit! now that game of thrones is done, the streets will be way more safer on sundays :0
My horn is my strength
And my strength is my power
And my power's my horn
And my horn is my dick
Sadly game of thrones is no longer on.
Great song i got introduced to it from the meme stream I am internally thankful
Aw man, that game of thrones joke doesn’t work anymore
how am i just now realizing that oney had something to do with this?
He animated the part where danny was a super muscle
I guess the unicorn wizard can do Sundays now
This will forever be my fav nsp song
Apparently Danny Sexbang likes Game of Thrones.
This is my favorite song. I listen to it repeatedly.
Brain looks mad when he becomes princess handjob
Best song ever.!
It makes me so happy that this exists because it shows you can still have fun no matter your age and demographic. Brian apparently has a PhD and shit. And he dresses as a ninja and does music videos.
I used part of this song in a project I was working on for 4 years. Needless to say it turned out great.
I miss this videos
<3 Oney
"Game of thrones is on"... now it is officially dated
Game of Thrones isn’t on anymore so that frees up Sundays ;)
the links are gone... sadly the hellhounds are no more....
Game of thones series finale is tonight. This is the last time I can use the excuse "But not Sundays -- Game of Thrones is on!"
Hey, the Unicorn Wizard will finally be available on Sundays since Game of Thrones is ending this season.
Beware evil, once Game Of Thrones ends, you're screwed all 7 days a week!
watching Dan slowly have his jew fro get more and more magnificent is like watching your favorite pokemon evolve.
Use captions in the beginning , trust me it's great
RIP TINKLES OMG 😭 AND FUCK YOU NINJA BRIAN
RIP TINKLES OMG 😭 AND FUCK YOU NINJA BRIAN
An oldie but a goodie
Now Im thinking of a dnd character that would honor this song
This song was too awesome that it killed my family... rip mummy
At the end when Brian is holding the dog and looking at it, thats my favorite part
MY HORN IS MY STRENGTH AND MY STRENGTH IS MY POWER AND MY POWERS MY HORN AND MY HORN IS MY DICK!
These are the last 2 months where 0:48 will ever be relevant
You racist why is the black guy the robber
hay look it's princess Kenny and happy/weird Mysterion
Best song in all of time and space.
There's a glaring typo on the newspaper and it's way more infuriating than it should be.
Hey I’m grump, and I’m not so grump and this is game grumps
it makes it so much better with chris's animation its perfect
r.i.p tinkles.
the fucking newspaper kills me. Can't believe they made that
This song has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days. .It's great
This is gonna be weird, but I actually went to a Ninja Sex Party concert with my mom. I wore a unicorn horn while this song was playing. It felt a little weird, but my mom was worried she'd be the oldest person there. She wasn't, Danny's grandma was there too along with his parents. So yes, I've seen Avi, but I didn't bother him nor did I say anything when he and the rest of the family leave out the side door.
I feel like Ninja Sex Party needs to do a remaster album. I heard this song live and it was amazing. This version sounds very dated and doesn't have much power behind it
That's Ninja Brian but shut up about him.
I demand more videos with those adorable fluffy corgis
I came here from that Yousician ad.
2:03 green screen made the leaves invisible on the grapes.
SOMEONE CALLED ME!?!?
Petition to start calling Brian "princess handjob"
One hell of a video to watch drunk
Looks like the song got too awesome for 1,200 people
Captions: sometimes I receive more balls and then I turn gay. Me: WTF DANNY IS NOT GAY THESE CAPTIONS ARE DRUNK!
Am i the only one who paused to read the newspaper, nce reference to sex training XD
Those Hellhounds are adorab- I mean uh... menacing?
Nah, they're adorable.
Going back to this really shows how nsp improved over the years.
how many fucking drugs were you on? btw love your content
At: 1:06 logo on Danny’s costume is the Star of David.
And then at: 1:28 it’s just a regular star. Anyone else notice that?
1:03 where the fuck did Ninja Brian get that snow shovel?!🤣
Edit: even better, it looks like he’s jacking the guy off with the snow shovel.
Why did he ask ninja Brian to hand him his dick?
Tinckles and Gary 😂 that got me
That brunette is the best thing I’ve seen all day !
Also... 2:42 you’re welcome
One of my friends showed me this today.....I HAVE FOUND MY NEW RELIGION XD
rip princef taanx :(
Oh shit watched this year's ago, only just noticed that oneys animated this
what is up in space
you let go with a hexagon
Moral of the story: Things shall always be more awesome if you turn that shit up to 11 out of a possible five!!!!!!