Ninja Sex Party - The Ultimate Sandwich Lyrics

How are there still NSP videos I still haven't seen?!

5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. It comes with a bucket of Ranch on the side.

This post music video murder was my favorite of all the post music video murders.

I love how they used the "Simple plot of Final Fantasy" Melody in the intro to this song

Ninja Brian never shows his emotions. Unless you fuck his blueberry muffins.

Someone call Babish

2:04 can we just appreciate how happy the demon looks

Can this comment hit 69 likes?

So.... does Brian like to watch?

Anyone else hear the background music from simple plot of final fantasy VII in at the start

Brian’s best hits! Brain did perfect in this video, just that stare of anger and trauma when Dan says he ducked his muffins

I will always love Ninja Brian..

is that the hero of rhyme inst i hear in the beginning

I like at the beginning you can hear the simple plot of ff7

That music video was a lot different than I thought it would be lol.

Just noticed that the underscoring in the beginning is actually the beat from The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy Seven from the Starbomb album.

Always good coming back to this and remembering how this is a complete ripoff of ATHF Broodwich. Made even more obvious how Dan talks about ATHF a lot in game grumps. Shame he never gave props to them and instead just acted like it was his own idea. Typical Dan, everything else is at fault, never him.

Ah yes, that's what I think of when I think of Dan "the guy that always blames everyone else for his problems"... "They're both about a sandwich that means this is rip-off". Dumb cunt.

I speak Spanish, the last part Washington pretty funny xD

Is that the cloud strife song they made?

>search "ninja sex party sandwich"
>this song is the first result
>search "ninja sex party *ultimate* sandwich"
>it's only cooking tutorials, nsp is nowhere in sight

Who else wants to see Binging with Babish make this

OMG Danny speaking Spanish had me cackling for, like, 10 whole min. I love it XD
Ps: where I'm from "queso" is slang for jiss. Just sayin'

i smoke cigs

Amo escuchar a Dan hablando español X3

'Gracias por su apoio... Adiós'

theres a regular show episode about this

Pretty fucking good Spanish

As a mexican, that ending amuses me :3

It occurs to me that this is the only time we've ever seen Ninja Brian horrified. Also, that he took the sandwich Danny was talking about/possibly in the middle of having sex with.

Great song, but an obvious ripoff of the broodwich.

I did not realise this gem existed..

Why is this age restricted?

This video was weirdly hard to find...

...so Ninja Brian cleaved Danny in half for fucking his muffins, but then immediately eats the sandwich that he witnessed Danny make sweet, hot, passionate love to...it wasn’t about the muffin at all, was it Ninja Brain?

I Always think what do the passengers in the street think when they see them recording 😂😂😂😂

We should get Binging with Babish to do an Ultimate Sandwich episode

Well now I’m in the mood for a sandwich

Why can't I stop listening to this the jam is just too tasty.

I love that redhead girl

i wonder how many takes they had to do of danny just swallowing eggs-

Anyone going to comment that Brian just joined the bed as well for story time alright then.......

He fucked the sandwich too Brian 😓

The look on Ninja Brians face made me lose my voice laughing so hard.

I would fucking love to see binging with babish make this

“Ninja Brain for practice I nailed your blue berry muffins!”

This remains my favorite nap song to this day

Holy shit, the beat at the beginning is the same beat from the song from starbomb called the simple plot of final fantasy 7

Brian killed no one in this song

Sun dried tomatoes with a side of my shaft 👌👌

I love all the cameos, there's been some throughout their songs, like manticore in i have an erection, and dragon slayer, but here you get the sextron 3000 the manticore, both of the gay ninjas,(still flexing as hard as ever) and a laser dinosaur.

According to Dan this is where the term judgy Jason comes from.

so brian threw away the muffin Danny had intercourse with, and then took the sandwich danny also had intercourse with

Am I the only one who noticed “the simple plot of final fantasy 7 “ theme at the start of the video?

0:15
..W-What about step #58?! I *NEED* TO KNOW!!!!

Judgy jason

Came from Marble Skies

Back from Marble Skies. What? You gonna be a Judgey Jason?

"Judgey Jason"

And thus, "a judgy Jason" was born.

wow... didnt know this is where judgy jason is from

Don't be such a Judgy Jason about it.

You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

you gonna be a judgy jason about this

So I came to check the "judgy Jason" bit and sure enough, there it is.

Brian: *Slices Dan in half for fucking his muffins*
*Proceeds to eat sandwich that Dan has been fucking throughout the entire video*

Binging with Babish?

The Photographer turning to the camera saying ''OH SHIT!'' had me dying

So cool! And I really appreciated the Spanish at the end guys ❤️ idk why you did it but... muy bien!

Just to think 20 people saw Danny dressed as a sandwich with boxing gloves run through the city

Was that music in the beginning... Was that the simple plot of FF7?

“Successful intercourse”

Of course Ross animated the one about sandwiches

Hi love your songs ninja Brian is the hotter of the two

Is that beat at the begining the same melody from the simple plot of final fantasy 7?

Cool voice

I never noticed that the song that plays right at the start is basically the base for "The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy" until now.

Dont fuck Brian's sandwich

Dan's voice can do anything

Still one of my favorite NSP songs i could recite word for word (pretty much the entire first album after i got the three pack a while ago) XD

Danny is a baby. Aww

Guys turn on auto subtitles

Is this the standard system metric system

Holy shit that instrumental during the preamble is like, the exact same as the Simple Plot of Final Fantasy 7

So has nobody mentioned Brian being in the crowd at 0:46 and 0:48?

I mean if I get cut in half
AAAAAAAAA!
When Danny gets cut in half
Oh. you cleave my entire body...

They truly make a great team. Ninja Brian is an unstoppable killing machine and Danny is an immortal dragon slaying wizard with unicorn powers. Tits

DAN SPEAKING SPANISH

YOU CAN SIGN MY NAME ON THE DOTTED LINE YES SIREE

Dat good bad español.
Ñ, Ñ CARAJO!

That beat in the beginning of the video sounds like The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy VII

I want to see someone actually make this sandwich

He gave him the wrong book

Ninja Brian's look of "What?!?" at the muffin part is hilarious.

You fucked my muffin.... you must die

I want Binging With Babbage to do an episode on this

It killed me when the demon said "oh tits"😂

This is over 4 years old already...Damn I feel old. But I'm still listening to it!!

Am I the only one who watches the last minute of it over again and again

new drinking game listen to an nsp playlist and chug everytime danny says oh yeah or woh oh

Why would Richard type "Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh" while he was dying? I guess he might have been dictating?

I hope that one day, that woman's kid(s) see this video (should she have any, it's up to her) and be like "oh god mom nooo" and she's just sitting there laughing hysterically

Professor Pickle would like have a word with you sir.