Ninja Sex Party - The Decision Lyrics
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
Don't you want a man who's tall whose name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...I'm sorry.
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Ninja Sex Party - Don't Lose My Number
- Ninja Sex Party - I Wish
- Ninja Sex Party - Your Wildest Dreams
- Ninja Sex Party - Rocket Man
- Ninja Sex Party - Intro (Cool)
- Ninja Sex Party - Cool Patrol
- Ninja Sex Party - Orgy For One
- Ninja Sex Party - Danny Don't You Know
- Ninja Sex Party - Release The Kraken
- Ninja Sex Party - Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice
- Ninja Sex Party - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
- Ninja Sex Party - Heat Of The Moment
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- Ninja Sex Party - We Close Our Eyes
- Ninja Sex Party - The Last Unicorn
- Ninja Sex Party - Wish You Were Here
- Ninja Sex Party - Africa
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Ninja Sex Party The Decision Comments
Before you make a 3rd one 10 years from now In Your 40s
Will you make a prequel where you go back in time to get a kiss from a girl when you’re 10 just curious
I looked it up and i cant find nsp's old haiku videos. I love them and i miss them :(((
Ten years ago I had a crush on Julie Katz... Ten years later I still have a crush on Julie Katz.
Silent Terrifying Deathspree?
Hell, Brian has a couple new STDs everyday. What a legend. :D
Alternate:
Science-Type Doctorate?
Shhhhh! Damn it Danny! Stop telling people Brian is an accredited Physicist. You're killing his ninja street cred!
Why can't I buy this version of the song on iTunes? I love it so much and I want to literally give you money so I can listen to it all the time.
Y’all came so far I’m SO PROUD to have been here for so long AAH
I can't. Stop. Watching this. Too good. NSP just doesn't disappoint.
nothing made me happier than having this pop up on my pandora station....... i cri evry tim
Wait, isn't Brian married?
This just makes me want to watch every music video again
You now it would be funny if it's revealed she's actually a lesbeian.
Danny Sexbang
“Old Finn Wolfhard”
Guys, I hate to say it but I think Brian is losing his skills. Did you see how much popcorn they had to sweep up? Stronger and more threatening than ever, but less on key
I just watched this high but I thought I clicked on the original 😶 god has truly blest me
I LOVE ITTTTT YESSSSS so NOSTALGICCCCCC also now waiting on the sacred chalice part 2 ::):):) <3
perfect sequel!
This is fucking amazing. What a road trip down memory lane
Brian has an std
You guys should do a cover of " More then a feeling"
I'm sure they already did in the 2nd cover album I believe
Buddy I have some good news for you
https://youtu.be/NL69wXXp0mo
Wait... Brain's Imaginary friend is Danny? Nani?!
So the moral of the story is that Ninja Brian is gay?
This is essentially NSP's version of Rammstein's Ramm4
Why is Danny still so hot?
I'm not sure which is funnier: "Old Finn Wolfhard" or all of Brian's nicknames. XD
Wow. So many call-backs. Like a gold mine of awesomeness
They kept that sick e-piano solo in the middle but replaced it with a slower, actual piano solo. Wicked
Hey uh, danny, can i have your email? I want to tell you something personal...
I'm mildly scared now what will happen when I randomly (BUT NOT UNCOMMON since this upload) start humming then burst out into "BRIAN HAS AN STD!!" and there's actually someone around named Brian.
Worth it.
this made me cry lol I lvoe them
Can you imagine how long these songs would all be if ninja brian let Dan finish
Be real y’all, did anyone else tear up? It’s been so long 🥰😭
NSP Had an STD and are gay???
Had the chance to ask when this was gonna be made at a game grumps live. I choked up and gave the mic to someone else reaching for it. Least I got to hang out with Vernon. Cool as fuck guy
what an amazing little 3 minute trip down memory lane through all of the 'adventures' that nsp has been on. congrats on 10 years guys and hope it continues for 10 more years. you guys rock (literally)
Oh and since you're probably wondering
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling PhD
…Number One: Ninja Brian
Oh sorry wrong list
Brian's got a PhD
Brian's got a PhD
A PhD
Brian's got a PhD
A PhD
You were so close to the perfect comment... all those “an”s need to be “a”s... sorry 😂
@OmercNeb F
When are the "Brian's got an STD" banners being sold
2:02 if that Finn Wolfhard?
Timothy Dalwood watch “Danny Don’t You Know”
Oh ma gawd this song makes me so nostalgic! I love this band!!!!! <3
I really like during the list part, that as soon as the drums kick in, Brian looks directly at the camera, either insinuating the music video is happening in real time, or that brian can sense the video and realizes what dannys about to say
“Whoops wrong list!”
Bonus reference: the piano breakdown is a reference to the Manticore song.
I laughed so hard at "Brian has an STD" that I snorted and hurt myself, thanks NSP
Yo at the beginning I thought it was an ad
I loved it the only thing missing was the post video chat about subscribing or else Brian would kill someone
FYI I learned Why I Cry
There were Unicorn Wizards and Samurai
Dick, dick, balls
Heed my boners’ calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
This line perfectly describes NSP's music and I love it
The Decision 2: Electric Boogaloo
anyone notice the figure to the right at 0:36? kinda looks like Danny!
I did not know that was so old haha
There is no decision its Danny all the way
2:40 is the best part of this song just his smile head movements and the showgirls in the back its just so funny
It's an STD that allows him to shoot Syphilis out of his eye's in controlled burst.
If I have kids i'll show them this and say this was my childhood
God dammit. We’re all gettin older
ive been listening to NSP since i was 7. fucked up if true.
Love how Danny could be singing about complete nonsense but it’s still the most beautiful sounding thing in the world
I can't believe Danny is 40 😍
1:59 with auto captions on
2:20 the piano in the background tho is actually beautiful
1:15 - 2:11 I got way too emotionally
As soon as this started I nearly cried
I can't believe it has been 10 years!
The lady got hotter
This has been one fuck of a journey
It really feels like the whole build up of the song is just so danny can troll brian and thats whats most beautiful about this
1:09 I guess you could say, it was bit nippy out.
Danny is a 40 year old man and Ninja Brian is 44. I hope I'm having this much fun in my 40s
I love how you can tell which album each song was from just by his hair
I'm for sure thinking to myself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome"
hard to believe its been 10 years
This is amazing, please keep pulling out bangers I miss you every day
You growth guys. You changed through these 10 years, but you still got this. But some things never change. Like Brian's STD for example.
Gotta love how, ten years later, Danny Sexbang is still pushing Ninja Brian's buttons knowing it will never end well.
I swear, it's like they've got a Michael Kelso, Steven Hyde friendship (bromance?) going on.
I love dan saying "brian" in their music like sorta mad/sorta disappointed, just like how he says "Arin" on game grumps
It's a shame that I can only like this once.
Please never stop it'll kill people
What a great anniversary video.
Omg I love this!!!!!! can't wait for more music from you guys =) Love you!
PS Kinda sad you didn't play this at your 10th anniversary concert in Chicago, but, as a fan, you can't have it all! This is more than good enough.
This was awesome to see yalls journey
Seriously I fucking love you guys thanks for 10 years of tasty jams
Can the next song be a parody called Boner of a lonely heart
I loved seeing ragdoll Danny Sexbang again and the reference to I just want to Dance, I wanted Danny to play that song during a concert
A celebration of a 10 year sexy party with ninjas.
God I was 18 when the decision was released. Can't believe I've been a fan of ninja sex part for so long. Here's to another ten years!!
Danny Sexbang is the only man to have accused Ninja Brian of having an STD twice, to his face, got killed by him both times in retaliation...
...and is still around to talk about it.
this honestly made me cry, thanks for 10 years of laughter!
I smiled so hard I think I broke something
I must say this is an amazing video digging up good memories
I need a ten years of almost sex shirt
Danny looks better now than 10 years ago. you aged well man
Is no one going to talk about how teared up we got when he said, "But I still just want to dance"?
2:53 it’s because Brian’s gay OH SHI-
0:46 IT is canon. Danny Sexbang is Ninja Brian's Imaginary Friend. A schizophrenic psychopathic hallucination
They said that Danny is real, but Brian just has a second one that's imaginary.
He said he compiled a list of everybody in the world that does NOT have a crippling STD. Why would Brian be upset for being on that list?
Because Danny says "wrong list!", but it is weird that he gets offended before Danny says it.
@The Space Of Ades Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. I'm more surprised no one else is mentioned it.
Does Brian actually have an std
I love you guys so much🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
This really makes me sad, it feels like this is their last song and remembering all their adventures before they go...
10 years of pure SEXYNESS Xd thank you for your amazing songs NSP
My lord, Dan skimped on the conditioner that morning.
My lord, Dan skimped on the conditioner that morning.
Just to avoid confusion, even though this video says Ninja Brian's imaginary friend is "Danny Sexbang," we assure you that Danny Sexbang is real as shit! Brian just ALSO has a 2nd (less handsome) Danny Sexbang as an imaginary friend. Love, NSP!
I’ve never seen someone so happy about their friend having an STD
This song and If we were gay introduced me to your channel. It's been a fun adventure subscribing and watching this show! Maybe one day you'll sing my lullaby https://youtu.be/90HXTqe664M Your voice is far better than mine. Take care Danny!
Atomic Rose i dont know, does he?
God damn this is nastolgic. Good job I haven't really felt much nastolga
The less handsome and confused, Sanny Dexbang