Ninja Sex Party - Smooth Talkin' Lyrics






You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover
You also have to be a smooth talker
Well, of course I know how to talk to women!
Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them

Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump
(That's right)
Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk
(You like that?)

Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down
And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears)
Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers

Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp
I'm gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf
Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby
'Til you scream "Oh my God I'm gonna quambely it so hard!"
Damn, that's some smooth talking
Plenty more where that came from UNH!

Now it's - oh, horns, sorry...

Here we go baby
Now it's-
Oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright...

Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits
And mash 'em 'til they gub (Oh yeah!)
I've got two nasty doodads
And they're begging' for one moment with your shnub (Yea, yea!)

My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack
And it's on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo
We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot shmazins
And I please you with my shmoo (Woo-hoo!)

Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main dish
So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish!
To not have a nice taste of my flappy squish

Let her go, Ninja Brian
She's probably just... going to think about it
Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers... schnubbing my own gank!





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  1. H.... P....

    1:42 The lick!!

  2. A.... ....

    The sax and guitar solo always kill me

  3. C.... R....

    It makes it better looking at google try to understand what it is saying when you turn on captions.

  4. F.... 7....

    Captions: This is what I tell them. I'm gonna tape my bang diddly out and slam hittin you felt. Thats right. Then without a sound dont run my tongue all up and down your horse become XD

  5. G.... T....

    And that’s how plumbuses are made

  6. C.... L....

    was this written by justin roiland?

  7. K.... 1....

    i love this music

  8. G.... ....

    It's amazing this isn't a Tenacious D cover song. I can totally see Jack singing this.

  9. R.... S....

    Is that...the lick?

  10. D.... ....

    This is simply the grooviest

  11. C.... B....

    I'm calling my peen "flappy squish" from now on

  12. M.... R....

    No one talking about how legitimately tasty this bassline is

  13. R.... M....

    1:42 THEY LICKED IT.

  14. R.... S....

    Ned Flanders's dirty talk.

  15. I.... ....

    Are those all scientific terms?

  16. s.... ....

    'JUST RHYME ANYTHING!'

  17. F.... 7....

    Turn captions on XD

  18. J.... A....

    It's like if Justin Roiland wrote a song for Oingo Boingo

  19. B.... I....

    This is so underrated, i love this song

  20. T.... K....

    1:41 Don't think I didn't hear that.

  21. B.... ....

    *Dan:* So Arin, what should we name our character?
    *Arin:*

  22. d.... ....

    Let's be honest, who hasn't snobbed their own gank once in a while?

  23. T.... P....

    I love when the guitarist just adds the lick at the end of his solo, that's how you know this is true jazz

  24. J.... J....

    Guitar solo starts
    Heads in background
    Pika pii!

  25. F.... ....

    This song should have ending with “I’m gonna complete!”

  26. A.... H....

    this is poetic

  27. M.... S....

    A lifetime supply of character names for Zelda games.

  28. A.... S....

    This is what I imagine English sounds like to a non English speaker

  29. C.... ....

    Fave song so far

  30. j.... ....

    this is the best nsp song i've ever heard in my entire life and i've been here a while

  31. D.... ....

    This is like the bad poetry from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in song form, only not bad at all.

    D.... ....

    YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  32. J.... B....

    I was writing a comment about 'oh wow a guitar solo too' and then it ended with the lick! This song is perfect!

  33. W.... H....

    Try this at 1.25 speed

  34. F.... ....

    I can not believe the lick was thrown in at 1:42 my mind is blown

  35. G.... ....

    Friendly reminder that this man is 40 lol.

  36. J.... d....

    I love the music videos but i hope this one doesnt get one

  37. S.... L....

    Hey huge fan of yours! I was just wandering if there is any chance you could publish some form of tutorials/tabs for the different instruments? Especially keys/synth
    Dont worry, if you dont I totally understand :)
    Much Love from Norway!

  38. J.... B....

    Why is he listing the names from their Zelda playthroughs?

  39. N.... S....

    IF NOBODY TAMOLDS RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

  40. D.... ....

    Is it just me who thinks dna should've said 'dude I'm gonna pre'

  41. M.... V....

    Something tells me dan has not taken anatomy in high school

  42. C.... ....

    1:40 the lick

  43. L.... ....

    ooo lala!

  44. L.... L....

    How could Ninja Sex Party make such a vile song

  45. C.... T....

    I’m laughing so fucking hard I did not expect this, I was like “k this sounds normal” but then Danny struck and everything went to shit

  46. S.... B....

    DO NOT

    HAVE A

    NICE TASTE OF MY FLAPPY SQUISH

  47. V.... K....

    I love Ninja Brian

  48. D.... ....

    I'm sold

  49. F.... ....

    this sounds like it could be a weird al song

  50. A.... ....

    lyrics pls
    XD

  51. R.... F....

    English?

  52. S.... ....

    This HAS to be the censored version.

  53. S.... M....

    Was this written by Giesel?

  54. b.... ....

    Wow, season 4 of rick and morty is sounding great!

  55. c.... 4....

    If you need me I'll be in my chambers...

    *_SCHNUBBING MY OWN CAKE!!!!_*
    Died at that

  56. S.... ....

    rub your gank up on my schmears, dan!

  57. T.... _....

    Why did I just find this majestic beauty of a song

  58. R.... ....

    2:14 He said spunnt and ally I could think of was the game grumps majoras mask playthough

  59. A.... H....

    theres alot of grabbing the terryfolds here

  60. K.... G....

    As much as I love the lyrics of this song, I have to say that the star was the Orchestration. TWRP killing that bass line as usual and that jazzy horn section. One of my favorites from the album

  61. I.... S....

    How did they manage to make every word in the song something I can't help but laugh and cringe at

  62. T.... D....

    We have been graced by the holiness of the lick

  63. F.... ....

    Oh hey, Danny is starring in a Lovecraftian novel. Cool

  64. F.... ....

    I have no clue as to whether or not this is a sensual NSP song, or a musical instruction file, for my plumbus.

  65. A.... ....

    I fucking love the part where he’s just cut off by the guitar solo

  66. A.... H....

    1:40 *neely intensifies*

  67. E.... H....

    zognoids

  68. C.... T....

    "*explicit lyrics*"

  69. J.... ....

    I'm sensing abit of Steve Vai with a touch of Tenacious D! ....Love it!!

  70. L.... I....

    what is a spakunk?(spukunk)? my freind says he will let me do anything to him if i know, so i need to know!

  71. p.... i....

    is this what being jewish is like?

  72. J.... L....

    Phobos with that solo

  73. C.... :....

    The amount of sass, jazz, funk, and hormones in this video is both off-putting and beautiful... ya know in a manly way





    Also that band is on point






    Also Dan ur fantastic <3

  74. w.... ....

    this reminds me a lot of weird al

  75. m.... ....

    what the fuck

  76. C.... D....

    DID DR.SUESS WRITE THIS SONG

  77. c.... ....

    this is cursed

  78. F.... ....

    That ending kills me every time, I love it

  79. W.... T....

    My personal favorite from the new album.

  80. M.... R....

    i think this is my favorite song off the album

  81. J.... K....

    The Lick has been played in a Ninja Sex Party song.
    Humanity has peaked.

  82. C.... S....

    What English sounds like to a non-English speaker

  83. R.... ....

    Dan's too early singing at the two solos is the most relatable shit I've ever heard

  84. K.... T....

    If Dr Seuss wrote NSFW lyrics

  85. M.... ....

    my peepee hard

  86. M.... D....

    english isn't my first language what slang is this?

  87. d.... ....

    Hot DAMN that sax solo!

  88. F.... ....

    the funny thing is, if this was done with intentional dorkiness irl, this is actually better flirting and dirty talking than like 99% of my experience with men

  89. M.... ....

    For when you wanna listen to the funky version of "Terryfolds" by Justin Roiland X3

  90. C.... ....

    What are the actually words

  91. g.... ....

    danny saying "you like that?" is making me question my sexuality

  92. C.... ....

    Listen to this makes me feel like I'm listening to a musical

  93. C.... V....

    I imagine Jimmy Neutrons Dad singing this.

  94. N.... J....

    Dan has about 200 different cries! P4P best cry on JewTube

  95. L.... T....

    1:42 Is... Is that *THE LICK* ?

  96. G.... ....

    I know its no proper song like heart boner or cool patrol, its more like a skit like GFY but i still think it should have a video.

  97. N.... E....

    So smooth👍

  98. S.... ....

    Triple tongued trombone MMph

  99. H.... B....

    For god's sake, you only need to freet her jampo and she'll be fine.