Ninja Sex Party - Rhinoceratops Vs. Superpuma Lyrics

I like how Brian is just the annoyed but supportive mom friend who can be overprotective and might snap.

Anyone still here in 2020?

2014: NSP is so lit
2019 (turning 2020): 0:01 Those chicks are going to get cut if they keep sharping that sword like that.

Introduced my wife to this band. Big mistake. She’s in love and left me. But still like these songs though.

At first I thought Cybernetic wasn’t a word and then I looked it up. Apparently it became an official word in the 1940’s.. it’s a pretty badass word for an older word..

The title has gotta be a reference to Flight Of The Conchords, right?

My ex husband's name is Doug, and he indeed sucks.

my brother Doug screamed WHAT when i listened to this

A ticket to see NSP live is going to cost 25 dollars, at least!

This is one of my favourite Nsp songs but my sadly my least favourite video.

Okay, this might sound crazy but just hear me out:
Couple cosplay idea.

WHY DOES DOUG SUCK?!?!?! I've been waiting years to hear why! Lol

Choose sex over murder even when you are from the stars.
*Ninja Brian dislikes that*

I just realized BD before D!ck and AC After D!ck

September 2019
Welp time for my annual NSP binge

Video -4

I get a speedrunners vibe from this

It’s kinda like godzilla squared” *shows two godzillas*
STONKS

From this we can calculate the value of a Godzilla.
If two godzillas is equivalent to godzilla squared, we can form the equation:
Godzilla² = Godzilla + Godzilla
We can then rewrite both sides like so:
GodzillaGodzilla = 2Godzilla
And then divide both sides by Godzilla:
Godzilla = 2
According to this video, the value of Godzilla is 2.

This makes me realize that Earth would've been screwed if one of the giant kaiju weren't straight

BEST NSP SONG IN EXISTENCE
Can we get a live action music video for this?

The fuck did I do?

Anybody else wonder who would have won the battle of Brian and Dani hadn't gotten involved? My bet is on Rhinoceretops.

I wonder what their offspring will look like.

Dan whispering this song sounds so much like Andy Samberg and I love it. Collaboration when?

its been 5 years....what happened to doug you dicks

5 years later, and we still don't know why Doug sucks. NSP, please, enlighten us!

Did they get the animators for Johnny Test on this

heard you? well I read it but ok

I can't believe Doug took the time to make 510 alt accounts.
What an asshole.

This is just an R-rated Weird Al Yankovich. I love it.

I will subscribe and like if you make a video of why you hate doug. Thanks!




If you do can i have a shoutout (°v°)

Oh no.
I died.

2019 bitches still one of my favorite songs by nsp

Man I don't wanna hear any of this Ayden's a furry confirmed shit, Superpuma's fuckin hot. I don't care who you are, man

I love Danny, but holy fuck, Brian.

I like how dan whispers a lot of this song.

part 2?

This deserves to be it's own movie.

Cool :P

We are awaiting the day where it's explained why Doug sucks.

Agreed, Doug sucks. Get your act together Doug.

i have 2x $20 shurikens (4-pointed)

We still haven’t gotten the story of why Doug sucks.

Fuck you Doug

I don't know why but my anxiety kicked in and the beginning of the song sounded like one of those songs you make as you go along and I thought to myself "DON'T DO THIS DAN"

it is easy to forget how awesome this song is

I think you should give Doug a little more respect. It's not his fault he got the short end of the genetic stick.

How did it take me this long to discover this absolute masterpiece of ass-kickery of a song!? 😎 also, who's listening in 2019?

Wait what

Danny should really rap more often! And his deep, gravelly voice gives me mcfricken chiiiillls

God that chorus

Space rhino gizz

Are rhinoceratops and superpuma kaiju?

"I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba"
Wait, so that wasn't rain we got?
Shit

Fuck you Doug

Why was I not surprised that the answer to the problem was just have the two fucking?

Why does the whole comment section want to see superpuma getting lanced

[Intro]
Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time
That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?
Yeah, that's a thing that happened
So please, pay attention
I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus

[Verse 1]
It's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city
It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty
On the other side of town something rages down the path
If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' theriouth ath
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore
We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts

Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity
It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place
When we got a frantic call from the President of Space
Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives"
I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try."
But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died

[Chorus]
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba
I would be lucky if I live to see dawn
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

Fuck! I just had that re-sodded
That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least
Damn it

[Verse 2]
A couple hours later NSP hit the scene
You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream
"Where have you been?" screamed the president, "We're all under attack!"
"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back!"
Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass
Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude
We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance
And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance
I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants
Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced
When the sex was over they took off into the skies
All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys"
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show
Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row

[Chorus]
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up
Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"
Doug you suck that's a story for another day
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma
I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal
Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars
Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car

Son of a bitch!
I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out
Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch

That chorus is soooo good!

Most underrated NSP song

This is the most starbomb-y nsp song.

I love this artstyle, reminds me of early 00s cartoons

I look just like doug

My new favorite song lmao 😂

Thumbs up for st. Paul

did I miss the story of Doug or what

I can't tell if I should cry because how awesome this is or how much I should punch the wall because how awesome this is

I think this was like the first song I heard by nsp so that's interesting

Eric Foreman? 2:24

my favourite song

That's going to be at least 25$! Fuck

Sometin sometin sometin i dont know the lyrics

You know what I've noticed? The animation style is kinda similar to the animation on Brain Pop. I don't know why but it just reminds me of it. Nothing bad about it, just pointing it out. Other than that, this is awesome! Totally epic! WE LOVE YOU NSP!!!

UNDErRATED.

RHINOCERATOPS VS. SUPER PUMA


na na na na na do do na na na na

this is Dan's early symptoms of his transition into being a furry

Pardon me, I have some fan-art to find.

WHEN WILL I KNOW WHY DOUG SUCKS?!

This is fantastic but I think it would do without all the whispering.

This song does not get anywhere near enough love.

It sounds like hes saying rhinoceratopamus?

Bad cybernetic death kitty bad! Go sit in the corner!

But I will give you a treat for killing justin bieber

This is awesome

469 "people" on the Net have no ears.

idk why this animation style reminds me of dan vs for some reason!

why was Superpuma doing doggystyle?

Brian and dan are like batman and robin batman is brian robin is dan because of tight pants

0:02 left corner inuendo much

They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn.
*FUCK!*

I need to know the story of doug! why is he a douche?!

When Danny finishes in you, you say thank you!

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh is this on spoofy? eehhhhhh okay bye!

Wish there was a better animation, great somg tho

Why does this animation look like phinies and ferb

This is the best "Oh Yeah"ing and "Oh ho ho ohhhh"ing i have ever heard, honestly. It brings tears to my eyes and i am not even kidding man... so beautyful

Hidden gem also Rasputin beat ftw

Apparently sex for brian is someone cleaning his sword.

therapedic sex

Anybody else notice when Danny grabbed his bass he started playing right handed when he's a lefty