Ninja Sex Party - Party Of Three Lyrics
Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
In my chambers by the firelight
This night is gonna be the best of your life
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
Joins us he's promised not to kill anyone...oh never mind
It's a party of three
It's just you and me
And a psychotic ninja
Every girl's dream
Don't make sudden movements!
[Waiter:] Good evening, would you like an appetizer?
[Danny:] Oh, Brian!
Do you see what I mean?
Nothing's more romantic
Than a murder in the second degree
You'll be convinced
Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
Was it the murder thing? Yeah, I thought it might be.
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
There were 300 people at this club
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
Party of three
If human life were a keyboard
He'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
Don't make direct eye contact!
DJ: Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? AGH!!
Danny: OK Brian, we get it.
Girl you're looking at me
Like your feeling sick
I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
That stands for penis
Nothing will come between us
Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge
Damn girl, we had such a great night
It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love
At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves
Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations
There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration
Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
Ending in the culmination of elation consummation
There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention
Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention
'Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace
With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
Whoo!
It's a party of three
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
You are the new queen
Please take your throne
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
Oh, hey Brian!
I think we all can agree
It's time for me to plow your fields and
Sow the seeds of a new family tree
We're young and free
Come on, baby
It's just you and me
...and Ninja Brian.
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Ninja Sex Party - The Burning Down
- Ninja Sex Party - Don't Lose My Number
- Ninja Sex Party - I Wish
- Ninja Sex Party - Your Wildest Dreams
- Ninja Sex Party - Rocket Man
- Ninja Sex Party - Intro (Cool)
- Ninja Sex Party - Cool Patrol
- Ninja Sex Party - Orgy For One
- Ninja Sex Party - Danny Don't You Know
- Ninja Sex Party - Release The Kraken
- Ninja Sex Party - Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice
- Ninja Sex Party - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
- Ninja Sex Party - Heat Of The Moment
- Ninja Sex Party - Jump
- Ninja Sex Party - We Close Our Eyes
- Ninja Sex Party - The Last Unicorn
- Ninja Sex Party - Wish You Were Here
- Ninja Sex Party - Africa
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Ninja Sex Party Party Of Three Comments
Anyone notice the windchimes in the end XD?
Dat ass
Yo I'm the DJ who wants to dance augh, ok ninja Brian we get it
Its finally Me and you just us and your friend ninja brian
3:25 The best part was that this was directed by Arin..
Not for nothing, it seems being the girl danny sexbang's pining over is a good way to avoid ninja brian's wrath
This is the first time I've noticed that you had tea cups on top of wine stems. hilarious!
Jenny Allford looks amazing. I’m not objectifying her, I’m just saying I have eyes and that’s what they’re telling me.
Ross doing his air hump thing with the pool toy is quite possibly the most "Goddammit Ross" thing ever.
Did anybody else notice the back to the future reference at 2:56?
I volunteer as tribute!
2:12 sick rhymes
You know Brian has to have a big fucking smile on the whole time
1:53 I just noticed that Brian shot the dart through a pool noodle.
i love ross
The mesh
No one gonna talk about the M.C. Hammer pants?
To be fair Barry was most likely trespassing on their property at the beginning
Old but gold
Danny in a suit tho. OWO
where did they get a delorean
I miss the dummy bit
"Good evening, would you like an appetiz- GAHH! ugghh."
1:51
Ross as my sleep paralysis demon
Shes hard to impress
The only note would its too bad its not possible to pace in alt f4 instead of control alt delete.
At 1:24 he looks eerily similar to Andy samberg
I like how Arin grabs the wrong side of his neck when hit with a dart
1:55
😂
"You know what, first date, let's pump the brakes on the murder."
I never thought id see ross grind against brian.,
Arin's voice as the waiter
I think Brian has killed every single members of game grumps atleast once, everyone except Susie
I’m the ninja Brian of any relationship
‘Directed by Egoraptor’
‘Props by Mort3mer’ nice
I love how the girl looks just annoyed/inconvenienced by all the murder
is it canon that danny cant die so him and ninja brian are friends?
I like this song don’t get me wrong but vitamin D would have way more since.
1:48 is that Brock Baker?
This got an ad on it
i love how arin is only in this for .5 seconds XD
Ninja Brian theme song
I like to think that in this video, the only way that Brian is letting Danny communicate is through singing
Damn. She got nice titties. Whoof.
Guess Arin is dead. Again.
Do you think the old ones are monitized?
Ninja Brian promised not to kill anyone
OH NEVER MIND
this has egorapter all over it (i bet he directed it, yea 4 sure)
These music videos still hold up. I have a music binge at least twice a year and I still giggle at the videos like I’m a dumbass 14 year old again :D
Listen to this and you me and steve by Garfunkel and Oates and you get almost the same situation told from 2 different perspectives
So one time this one guy I liked started texting me the opening lyrics of this song, and I got all excited because I thought he was finally asking me out (this is before I'd ever heard of NSP). Then it got to the Ninja Brian part and I realized it was all a joke. Yeah, he ended up being a real dick, but at least I discovered an awesome band through it.
First time I watched this I didn't even notice that Arin was the rapper at the pool party lol
NSP are my favorite band
Welp at least it's not a party of 4.
1:47 Fucking Ross in the background
BARRRRYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOO
After playing Ross's Mario maker levels there is something strangely satisfying about watching Ninja Brian strangle Ross
Is the Vader scene from a Rogue One a tribute to Ninja Brian
Ross grinding on Brian..
Wait, Danny’s hair is short, but on the Attitude City album cover, his hair is long.
So when was this filmed?? How long have they been planning this???
How many times does Brian kill Barry in the video?
I wonder how many queens Slamalot has had...
"Yo I'm the DJ who wants to dance?"
Oh my God! I have the same exact couch and pillows.
Anyone else's cheeks hurting from constantly smiling?
funoodle=blowdart gun. lmao.
Ninja Brian is the most terrifying person in the world.
2:38 my mom has this pic as a painting in her room
Who the hell watches this stupid stuff it’s not even funny
Ross was killed approximately 6 times here
The heck am i seeing xD
Watching this at 7:45 am lmao
Dan actually looks kinda good with suit on
Wait, if there were 300 people at that club, and brian killed all of them but the 3 of them, did that mean that brian killed a woman?
Damn Danny was really skinny
"Nothing's more romantic than a murder in the second degree" i shall keep that in mind if i ever get a date... which is unlikely but i'll remember this one line
Slamalot.
At least Danny's managed to talk him down to 5 murders for a first date after all these years.
Brian the third wheel that kills fucking everyone
This reminds me of Leonard, Penny and Sheldon in TBBT
So this is where that ross meme comes from
I like how low budget and old school this video looks.
I get it now, Danny is able to switch with a doll, as a leftover technique from his Ninja days. That's also why non of Brian's attacks have killed him. Brian also probably sticks around, so that one day he will best Danny.
Barry Kramer~1989-2013 RIP
Cause of death: neck snapped by a spicy man with a PhD dressed in a ninja costume
just now noticed Dan wears sneakers with his suit
We went from Party of Three to Danny pushing Ninja Brian away :(
Is it just me who realizes how tasty that bridge was
I lost it at “Slamalot”. 🤣
Is is just me or does Danny look perfect in the back to the future Doc getup?
It's been years and I just realized that's the hat from back to the future part 2
I love how you can just take a bunch of the lyrics from this song and use them for actual romance
One of these days someone’s gotta tally up Ninja Brian’s official body count.
Poor Barry
Delorean?
1:55 when the social anxiety kicks in
Why does Arin hold the opposite side of where he gets hit with the dart?
Ross in the pool is hilarious
2:07 Vitamin P supplement ingredients: Dicks, High fructose porn syrup.
This song is what got me into nsp...