Ninja Sex Party - Orgy For One Lyrics



Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say that the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I've hoped for

Stacy had a headache
Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy
Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded
That's what I was told

Michelle had to play checkers
Ann was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too
That might've been a lie
Pam had frisbee lessons
Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself
But I can have fun anyway, so...

Dim the lights
Remove my tights

Yeah! Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret's cat was nauseous
Jane was way too shy
Steve was not invited because he was a guy
Claire was parasailing
Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn't matter
Cause I'm rounding second base

All through the night
My grasp is tight, oh

I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin' on my plums
It's not just masturbation it's an orgy for one
It's a fuckin' celebration it's an orgy for one

Orgy for one
Orgy for one

Sixty nine
Without the nine
Now pour the wine
I'm mine all mine

I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I'm goin' for it, it's an orgy for one
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

Orgy for one
Orgy for one




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Ninja Sex Party Orgy For One Comments
  1. Martin Yon

    I'm just sending out a heart for the feels of the song. Lmao. It's a great song

  2. SkeletronPrime655

    It saddens me that the number on Jenny's tag isn't 8675309

  3. nat danae

    The frisbee reappearing has me dying after the times I never noticed it

  4. TechnoLogical15

    1:49 t h i s

  5. Rhys Phillips

    How does this not have more views and likes!!!!!! top notch comedy right here!!!!

  6. Elsa Dolan

    Everything about this is glorious! One might say sculpting a masterpiece?

  7. Katharine Fitzgerald

    How have I watched this video as many times as I have and only *just* noticed the tree of lava lamps in the corner?

  8. GENEVA MCKENZIE

    Is it weird that I work out to this song?? Get's me pumped!!!🤣🤣💪💪

  9. The Only Liverpool Ninja

    A video where ninja Brian didn’t stab anyone. Yep that’s a solo experience.

  10. Jakob Pichler

    But isn't Ninja Brian there to, or was he invisible and only we could see him

  11. RedFire 115

    This video made me fucking pre, dude.

  12. Sheepdog

    This gives me big The Darkness vibes and I love that. 😍

  13. McMing333

    I thought this was just another silly nsp song, then I heard him say “org-y for one” and I was like “fuck it’s a bop”

  14. Gaussamer

    Love the vaginal wallpaper in that bedroom too.

  15. IsebelleVrille

    My little brother had the great insight that it seems like Ninja Brian is Danny's imaginary friend in many of these videos lol

  16. IsebelleVrille

    This is the kind of sex/masturbation positivity our world needs right now xD

  17. Gonimacaroni

    Ooh heaven is an orgy for one

  18. Coke Bottlesteve

    As a Steve I'm very upset.

  19. ?¿苦い少年

    okay but what does it mean if you orgy for one to this song? then what?

  20. Christian Chavez

    0:54
    I am straight but this shot... it makes me feel things.

  21. Quinton King

    Poor Steve.

  22. Morning Song Stewart-Rabbit

    I was listening to this without headphones (like a poopoo head) and it was at a pretty high volume since the song is great, yeah?
    Well my mom shows up at my door asking what I wanted for dinner the SECOND dan says “orgy for one”

  23. E Stromberg

    This kinda reminds me of Heaven Is A Place On Earth

  24. Pixicron

    I keep humming this, and singing it during the day, only to cet weird looks from colleagues when i say stuff like "I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum" out loud...

  25. Elsa Dolan

    I’d go down on them both simultaneously ☺️

  26. max farmer

    this is my sex song sadly LOL

  27. theSLAYERFREAK

    A relatable song for us guys

  28. wyatt judkins

    If I'm being honest aside from the fact that I'm a total fanboy for nsp, strictly from a bit standpoint this song is fucking comedy gold lmao

  29. Canadian Gamer

    Can we all appreciate the great frisbee bit?

  30. inkspill

    It took me forever to see that the wallpaper were vagina

    jaade

    inkspill
    holy shit you're right

  31. allaboutexasgal

    the frisbee killed me

  32. Julian kovac

    Theres Never been a harder Choice for me between jerking and learning that god damn solo... well i definitely know what i will do After learning the solo 😊✊🏻

  33. Gaussamer

    Masturbation is so often depicted as a sad, pathetic, and depressing thing. I love this song for changing that, for making it "not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one. It's a FUCKING CELEBRATION, it's an orgy for one."

  34. Shadow Mysterious

    Kids looking up Starbomb and finding this...

  35. Evanescent Obsolescence

    Big fucking MOOOOD

  36. TOTAL RECALL MOVEMENT

    Using 80s quote - you’re simply the best guys

  37. Ben Jamin

    oh I have orgy's with myself too! pretty much every night ...in the dark...all alone...I'm going to stop talking now...

  38. Don Kyle Fernandez

    I'm clapping along ;)

  39. Man of Us

    why does dan look incredibly different in this video

  40. Kanoy

    Me on december 1st:

  41. Bill Bill

    I sing this everywhere

  42. Katharine Fitzgerald

    Oooof. Honestly, trying to decide between fuzzy cape with its delicate red bow, or that hella crossover of the sequin cape.

  43. Floris Bordewijk

    But this song is actually so wholesome! You don't need a million girls to be happy, you can just have a got time with youself


    Jackin' it for hours on end.
    It's called self-care

  44. MarkEdwardRom

    so absurd yet so catchy!

  45. BRO-GUYITH

    Me: but there's still Ninja Brian....

    *gets killed by Ninja Brian*

  46. gasjebasje95

    “Michelle was playing checkers”
    Michelle from Michelle and Janine???

    The Space Of Ades

    No, he means Michelle Obama.

  47. Moongirl12121

    First song I ever heard by NSP, from a fanfic no less, and I was instantly hooked. Easily my absolute favorite band ever. Please tour in Texas next!!!!

  48. ThatOneOddball

    over a year later and a Friday night never looked so good

  49. Eric Hayes

    I failed no nut november. But its ok, this song was playing during.

  50. logan sheils

    Dan is serving such a LOOK during this video and it is glittery and glorious

  51. JEJRON

    This is unrealistic, anyone would show up to an orgy with Dan

  52. Brandon

    Wouldn't 69 without the 9 be autofellatio?

  53. Michael Angst

    Should be the incel anthem

  54. Joshua Campbell

    Wash your hands kids

  55. Wolf Cub

    69 without the 9 would probably be a G

  56. Rhatsody

    “69 without the 9...”

    G-O-L-D

  57. smiletoda44

    Danny throwing that frisbee back for the third time is me 100% of the time.

  58. RCW 678

    The National end of no nut November anthem

  59. Jack Dog

    Pretty risky watching this during NNN

  60. LadyHitchhiker Jackmanson

    Danny's smile is magical.

  61. hope fuller

    I wish there was a blooper reel for this

  62. handy864

    I know he doesn't need it but if I ever meet Avi he has my complete and unconditional protection simply because his son is a badass I'm looking at more like Aarin so I know where he's coming from I would love to have hey Dan in my life the police ask me how I could sleep with you guys talking so loud brings me back to the good times I had to with my friends I'd love to beat the shit out of you in a Soul Calibur game or baffing or paintball you're awesome as fuk I don't care what game we play I just want you on one of the teams

  63. James Ciaccia

    Gaffer: Randy Newman.
    Like...Randy Newman Randy Newman?

  64. ANTREU96

    I shall play this to my gf when she doesnt wanna have sex haha

  65. LadyHitchhiker Jackmanson

    I wouldn't mind being in an orgy with these two. 😍😘😍😘😍

  66. Strawberries And Cream

    inaccurate, who wouldnt wanna be in an orgy with danny sexbang

  67. Becoming Hero

    Is it really an orgy for one if Ninja Brian is there?

  68. Ziron of Time

    Everyone the day after no nut November

  69. Fred

    The frisbee joke throughout the video almost made me piss myself

  70. Lemon Яobot

    Can't do this today

  71. Martin Pekárek

    i must say i love how he just watches the frisbee miss

  72. Sir Burns

    I was watching UFC videos how the FUCK did i end up here

  73. Toki Wartooth

    I feel like at my age I should have matured past enjoying this, but no, this is my jam.

    Hiraeth

    Maturity is just not getting angry at stupid shit as often

    This will always slap.

  74. ghbutler

    I cant believe I just discovered these guys now. They're hilarious.

  75. Squidfest

    It will never not be funny that Brian has a PhD in Physics.

    A PhD. In Physics.

    Would you recognize him from his physics accreditation? Probably not.

    But you'd see him on the street and say "HOLY SHIT IS THAT NINJA BRIAN?"

  76. ImitationJesus

    Imma say this right now: Ninja Sex Party for the Super Bowl Half Time Show.

  77. Its0kayism

    He invited 15 girls btw, I was curious thought someone else might be too

  78. Bad Gamers Inc.

    The only backup singer worthy of Danny is past recorded Danny.

  79. exonerated

    This song is almost better when played at 2x the speed.

  80. Brandie Van

    This is the first time I've watched a NSP video, and I the only thought I have in my head right now is....


    Damm he fine!

  81. Jay's Art & Stuff

    I NEED MORE OF DANNY WEARING MAKEUP

  82. ExtraNormal BLAQTIVITY

    Cant get this song out of my head

  83. Koda South

    I need a Karaoke version of this

    Maya Zulf

    Here: https://youtu.be/TEghCYZcAAM

  84. Karen Reta

    Danny looks insanely good in this video...

  85. Ashton Harkleroad

    Defiantly my favorite nsp song!!

  86. William Healy

    The tune is kind of similar to staceys mom has got it going on

  87. Leviathan Lamothe

    This whole thing is a masterpiece

  88. sagesaria

    This is exactly how one should respond to nobody showing up to an orgy. He doesn't insult any of them for turning him down, he doesn't make it out like they owe him, he doesn't even really complain that hard about Wendy potentially lying about her dad exploding. He just says 'oh well' and has fun anyway.

  89. Silver Comics

    1:22 I can’t get over how smooth that hand movement is.

  90. 미카

    http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=Kdgt1ZHkvnM

  91. Harry Guidotti

    Ninja Sex Party: The only band who can make a song obviously about masturbation and get away with it. And we love them for it.

  92. Sekiberius Welkesh

    WHOLY FLYING FUCK, A NSP TOUR!!!

  93. Dana Malcolm

    the slow mo frizbee gets me every time hahahaha

  94. aimawish

    i'm not sure if it's a reference to something or just an amazing original image, but the shot at 1:48 is iconic and i think about it all the time

  95. Gamer Geeks

    Who would dislike a master piece that has lines like beating so hard you'd think I was a drum some people are just stupid

  96. Sekiberius Welkesh

    The new biggest sex icon, Danny Sexbang

  97. The Space Of Ades

    I like how Sally and Wendy both have Boar and Walrus heads on their walls.