Ninja Sex Party - Dinosaur Laser Fight Lyrics

Why wasn’t Dan riding the stegosaurus?

Can you imagine doing this in front of a shit ton of highschoolers

Only Brian Wecht would go to school to become a theoretical physicist and end up as a murderous mute Ninja in a band with Danny Sexbang

[citation needed]

So, even american dinosaurs were shooting up schools...

Nobody:
Arin: PewwWW pee peWwwW aaarr

How is Dan like 30 here? He looks like he's still in high school

This is what I was the Area 51 raid to be like

Arins animation :((

Seen better

Arin’s dinosaur noises are big grin inducers.

Where can I get the drugs u guys r on

lol I'm a viking. Ninjas do not scare the likes of us. Cool tunes though

It now happening it did happen back in the hi do dealers robot and he will be going back today global high by oh hai by a n alien I mean👽👽👽 little high by aliens I can't robot or no hiss and why of developed by Bonnie a damn dye fof oh I all right hey a video about bass and how heartening

Still a head banger in 2019!!

And in 2020

They are so funny!
Love this!
Please check out my cover of Danny don’t you know! ☺️

https://youtu.be/lo0lKkMt2z8

What year is it?

It’s the Viking ages

That explains the laser raptors

So if the fight took place in space, how did we hear "pchew-pchew" sounds?

So if most of NSP's songs are about trying to hook up with the girl they are singing to... why did they go to a high school...

I’m blitzing through these older videos after The Decision Pt.2

1:31 me explaining to my friend why pressing alt+f4 only instantly finishes the rest of your essay midway through writing it.

Just ask Albert Einstein! He invented space! AND PIE! Mmmmmm

Best friend EgoRaptor? What do Dan and Arin have in commo--oooh...

I have absolutely no brain cells left.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I FIND!? THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS FUCK!

You found the single best piece of media ever made.

@JDAM 9 true dat, true dat.

Nsp saved my life.

Omg this was 2011, feels so recent

Why are a science lesson learning this when it should obviously be history

You may not know who I am because of the sunglasses

Oh the cornyness

getting brian to play Albert Einstein is too perfect considering he is a theoretical physicist.

Anyone else think that dan at 1:15 saying “yeah” looks exactly like Finn wolfhard

You know i have veen lefr compmetly left speechless not because i liked the song but because i was laughing so hard i couldn't say anything i am also 100% my diaphragm almost combusted so... thanks for almost killing me i guess XD
Keep up the good work i loved the song

so my friend sent me a screenshot of 1:47 and we decided to name the dinosaur Breb the dino and the shark loaf the shork and yeah now my discord username is loaf-o-breb-the-dino-boi

I saw this song preformed live in Oslo Norway this Monday. All my love guys, your killing it :)

Ninja Brian would make a great teacher. After all, he has a PhD.

i think brian gave danny lkesson on how to say "yeah" like a teacher

I love how arin animated this

Therapist: Short hair Danny isn't real, he can't hurt you
Short hair Danny:

If only my Chemistry class was like this XD

Plays Ark Survival Evolved one:

ohhh man saw this live a few days ago.. but they sang a slow version, n everyone in the crowd sang along IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

0:37 the quiet kid in class

And so an era begins...

these old videos always start out like really concerning and weird pornos.

Still listening to this lmao and im very tempted to blast this out in class

This was my first ever introduction to NSP. Seeing them go from this (which is great on it's own) to touring America and abroad is so amazing. I'm so glad they stuck with it and kept reaching higher. It definitely paid off.

Never thought two friends meet each other by making a song about dinosaur laser party

What were they smoking because I want some

It’s an old school dinosaur laser
(Snoooooort)

Anyone who’s watched game grumps megaman 2 will get this joke

came here from the most recent Compilation released on Game Grumps- This song is literally my life 😂 ( 1:16 best part)

I just realized that how did the dinosaurs know that they were play guitars

@Kayodagamer that's . . . a really good question o.0 holy shit

I'd love to see how Danny would react to an accusation that this song somehow romanticists school shootings.

0:53 that part made almost die

Mind blown... Now i gotta take a shit

Those kids are lucky to have them as your senpai

senpai is teacher in Japanese

So yeah...

NOTICE ME, SENPAI!

I hit the like button because the video literally threatened to murder me if I didn't. Also hit the report button because the video literally threatened to murder me.

j/k of course please don't kill me. j/k again of course I can take a joke. (better than I can take a knife anyway, if you know what I mean...)

(I mean please don't stab me)

This is even more awesome when you consider if Arin never reached out to make this, we would never have the game grumps that we know and love today

1:34
When I say something smart and I want my friends to think it’s true

Just imagining them teleporting around the classroom is just so fun to do

this would sound so good as an instrumental

So basically T-Rex becomes a school shooter

The USA is awaiting to give out the veterans discount yet or in 2 to 3 years to the people who remember this

First NSP song I heard. It was a great first impression .

Its so weird seeing Danny with short hair

Why am I not learning about this band until this very second....

I blame you...





Yes, you reading this....Shame on both your HOUSES!

Dan you looked so young D:

XD I just watched this video and wow

This was my favorite part of 4th grade science

I can't believe I've loved these guys for seven whole years

First every nsp song

DANNY SENPAI NOTICE ME

HAHA I'M THE MOST RECENT COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO

2:03
The only time that Arin will ever draw Dan, more likely than not

Am I late

"FUCK!"

I think I heard this in a fever dream

Wow, I'm still watching this in 2019

I don't care how old I get...I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THIS SONG! XD

Mr. Ninja Dr. Brian

How are we supposed to see them aliens at area 51.....if the dinosaur laser shark/robot people have already killed all of them?

Did ark get the idea of their game from this song

I can tell this was written in only a couple hours.




Love it👍

Erin's sharks are cute

Came here because of markiplier. Damn youtube why you never recommend me, this song ROCKS!! I even watch game grump few times but never saw this channel.

The song that started a beautiful friendship friendship

Here after the anime dinosaur fight intro to Ten Minute Power Hour.

Vanguard's Tachikaze Clan in a nutshell

I'll cry real tears if you don't cover Erasure. Please. I'll ask till you block me. ERASURE.

Dressed like that in a school.... Call the CPS and FBI

RaptorEgo

I'd just like you to remember, one of these men is a THEORETICAL PHYSICIST.

“They saw they came in peace......so they killed them with lasers”

Only ninja sex party

It took me three watches to realize that the professor was under the desk

Your normal teacher could make so here under table there probably like 5000000 knifes on his chest because that how ninja brain works

Can you teach at my high school?

The song/video that started the legendary duo.

Dan looks almost a decade younger.

I like how they end the song by jumping into the air and saying "fuck " bravo gentlemen

Can I please get a "It's fucking science" t shirt!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I have ascended... i now realize the trex cant reach into any pockets to pull out a gun because dinosaurs dont wear clothes! Even if they did a trex would obviously use a glorbock and not blaster! ugh the lack of effort really rustles my jimmies