Ninja Sex Party - Cool Patrol Lyrics

They gotta change the description now that Matt got verified

I ducking lost it when I saw mark as a cool kid.

Ninja Brian staring at marks crotch XD

2016: this is pretty nice
2017: This is great
2018: Ah memories
2019: I LOVE THIS SHIT ITS SO NOSTALGIC AND GREAT

I learned this dance by heart

I love Markiplier just shows up in nsp videos

I!
Can't!
B R E A T H E!!!

1 not so grumpy rockstar
3 gamers
And 1 Cold hearted murderer

If mark takes this down because of unus anas I’m gonna be pissed

Matt was the coolest by far

This is like when the guardians of the galaxy joined the avengers

I'm starting to think those highschooler bullies arent actually highschoolers.

Now i know where Markiplier got all his moves for A Heist With Markiplier!

Markiplier is the Lil Jon of this video

JACKY BOI MAN

Play on .5x
Enjoy

Local teenager finds out the secret to not getting bullied is wearing a leather jacket and dancing your ass off

Brb, going to slap a camel... it might be my only chance!

Hell yes Zan Alda is still alive. Wish he made more youtube videos. Y'all should subscribe to him, and check out some of his videos at his youtube page is ZanMan72

Even all these years later, no love for Matt and Ryan.

Show love for em!!! We dem bois!!!

Aaaand there go my final brain cells....

Having this as background writing music isn't the best, because Dan's deadpan "MOO" kills me every time.

This stopped all the bullies in my workplace. Yeah sure I’m still waiting for my next shift now, but I sure showed them bullies!💪

Me: Gets on skates once, breaks collarbone
Dancers in the video: having a lot of fun

Danny had to say to mark, “we need you to put on a this 80s exercise suit and smile while dancing and waving your hips everywhere”. Then they had to go to jack and say “Marks gonna thrust his crotch in your face, looked scared”

Jack has the same look I have whenever people talk to me lol



Edit: I have no idea what I just watched. But it was cool

Oh, he might actually be dead...

RIP jackspedicey

My heart can't take Jack and Danny together. 😍

Poor Jack... He's so cute and innocent in this. XD

Me: *sees jack and other YouTubers*


Instant click

Man, Ninja Brian's stare can kill gods

This song was the perfect opportunity to include BearForceOne. Maybe one day...

Markipler was way to into this
XD

Whose watching this 2019

I just realized,, where's Arin? This has like everyone but him

That was epic

Jack's facial expression when their doing the dancing at the beginning is literally the exact same as mine. Highly disturbed and scarred for life.

So on my spotify I heard what I thought was jack bit I thought no that's impossible me now anything is possible

Hasn't mark done this already?

How did Dan not get Ross to help out with this?

The skating dance is jaw-dropping.

Damn this bubble gum crap is given me an earache!

I mean, it's supposed to be dorky, so I guess they succeeded.

Some misheard lyrics:
Motherfuckin' bullies better wash their abs
We are your bitches!
You're basically a superhero now so blow some cars...

Bruh. I'm gay as fuck but Danny... I could go for a Danny

Nobody commenting on how Matts underwear doesnt even fit his tiny body XD

Can we have a 1 hour version of this song? I'm tired of hitting the repeat Dutton every 3:33 minutes.

first time watching the video hahaha i should have figured that Markaplier was a bad boy from the ruff part of town XD

i think the real reason jack died was because he didn't slap the camel

1:37 god I love Barry

i was crying before this song and once it came on, i couldnt help to cry and sing along. it actually really helped💖

Supermega killed it

This song puts me in such a good mood I can't even describe it

jack dressed like spongebob

I swear this is the best video on the internet.

Jack is definitely perfect for the role cause he's smol and acts like a child. Mark is also perfect because he looks strong and cool with his red hair.

Wait that actually is Zan

0.02 who else wanna squeeze dat ass!!!!

Just watching this in class got me bullied

Is there anything Mark can't look fantastic in? I mean, he just looks great in pretty much anything. XD

Markipliers expressions were the best parts

Hello past me

I'm not really a Nina Sex Party fan, but these guys are fucking awesome and the message should be embraced by everyone. Rock on Dan and Brian, keep making people feel good! This song is a good time, lets all have it!!

Damn Ryan’s member is REALLY flapping around in those gym shorts

Still great!

My favorite part of this will always be Mark's overcommittment to the dancing segments.

3:05 I like hot the girl with the tattoos is unfazed by murder.

It's way to early to feel like I've taken LSD

And trust me. Mark knows a thing or two about R E S P E C T

<333333333

I will NEVER get over how amazing Mark’s facial expressions in this are

2:22


Fortnite Default Dance

wtf is this

20 listens today. Something is seriously wrong with me.

Y have I never heard of this none of these you tubers mention this video

Wait?! WE didn't see a dummy getting beat up at the end? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NSP I KNOW AND LOVE?!

I’m so uncomfortable yet so amused

3 years ago?!!!

Can we go backwards in time please

lol jack xD

Wtf has my YouTube recommendations lead me to?

Cool song and all, but I liked also the last bit with the slapping bass

Anybody watching in 2019?

i have finally made it in life, i am writing about budgets and costs whilst listening to ninja sex party in my collage class

Sean over there like wtf is happening right now

☺️😌😔🙁😟😥🥺😣

I really like that song so much because my boy jacksepticeye in it I don't like that you let my boy jacksepticeye dead in the video I don't like that I was in the video I would have saved my boy jacksepticeye live

Explain your name

Never seen the video before. Didn’t realize that was jack

When they’re dancing Jack looks *very* confused

The reason why Jack look uncomfortable is because he is wheired out by what American do

Are you guys serious you actually like this you actually like listening to this and watching this s***? I mean maybe I'm just biased because I know what real music is but what the f

God's judgment cannot come quick enough.

This freaking guy sounds like somebody that used to sing kids songs on Barney and then tried to go big and got shot down and had a nervous breakdown and now he's doing this stupid jacked up stuff. I cannot believe that there are 301000 likes for this. I mean our people clicking light just to be sarcastic he looks like a weird Al yankovic wannabe pedo

That's the point of the entire character though. He tries to be cool and sexy, but is just a dork.

i am both so confused and having a great time with this song XD i cant stop laughing

0:15 marks pop up

Cool patrol
Mark and his friends: *dramatic floof flip* You called?

The background dancers really tie the song together