Ninja Sex Party - Buttsex Goldilocks Lyrics






[Dan:]
Uh.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Come on, girl.

This buttsex is too cold,
This buttsex is too hot,
This buttsex is just right.
Buttsex Goldilocks

[Doctor:]
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to know how the song was going for the hospital performance for sick children.

[Dan:]
It's almost done, doctor. You can't rush genius, please leave.

[Doctor:]
Okay, okay, sorry.

[Dan:]
Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber,
Buttsex Goldilocks
Wait! Ninja Brian! I just realized something that might be a serious problem.
This song is too amazing.
High five!





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  1. D.... B....

    I appreciate the parental warning on a song called "Buttsex Goldilocks".

  2. D.... B....

    I appreciate the parental warning on a song called "Buttsex Goldilocks".

  3. A.... J....

    Man, Dan will sing just about anything, huh?

  4. A.... J....

    Man, Dan will sing just about anything, huh?

  5. J.... B....

    Again, I didn't know why this one was so short. After listening, I wouldn't have it any other way.

  6. J.... B....

    Again, I didn't know why this one was so short. After listening, I wouldn't have it any other way.

  7. Z.... N....

    Getting Smooth Talker vibes from this

  8. Z.... N....

    Getting Smooth Talker vibes from this

  9. L.... -....

    Best 37 seconds of my life.

  10. L.... -....

    Best 37 seconds of my life.

  11. R.... ....

    Does NSP know they put this at the end of a Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon abridged?

  12. R.... ....

    Does NSP know they put this at the end of a Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon abridged?

  13. J.... F....

    Omfg i need to know what couldve happened for them to create the lyrics of LEMME PUT MAH SPOON INTO YO PORRIDGE CHAIMBAH BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS

  14. J.... F....

    Omfg i need to know what couldve happened for them to create the lyrics of LEMME PUT MAH SPOON INTO YO PORRIDGE CHAIMBAH BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS

  15. I.... 1....

    How much would I have to pay to get a full length version

  16. I.... 1....

    How much would I have to pay to get a full length version

  17. l.... ....

    Am I the only one who thinks the doctor sounds like Miles Luna? I tried finding a credit for it anywhere stating who that is though...

  18. l.... ....

    Am I the only one who thinks the doctor sounds like Miles Luna? I tried finding a credit for it anywhere stating who that is though...

  19. S.... S....

    WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO CATCHY?!?!?!?!?

  20. S.... S....

    WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO CATCHY?!?!?!?!?

  21. A.... P....

    LEMME PUT MY SPOON INTO YOUR PORRIDGE CHAMBER BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS

  22. A.... P....

    LEMME PUT MY SPOON INTO YOUR PORRIDGE CHAMBER BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS

  23. T.... S....

    #buttsex

  24. T.... S....

    #buttsex

  25. M.... ....

    Seriously if it wasn't for 6969 this would be my favorite song on the whole album

  26. M.... ....

    Seriously if it wasn't for 6969 this would be my favorite song on the whole album

  27. M.... G....

    i could hear this a million times and still laugh at "LET ME PUT MY SPOON INTO YOUR PORRIDGE CHAMBER"

    ...is what I would've said 999,999 views ago. good to see i was right.

  28. M.... G....

    i could hear this a million times and still laugh at "LET ME PUT MY SPOON INTO YOUR PORRIDGE CHAMBER"

    ...is what I would've said 999,999 views ago. good to see i was right.

  29. M.... ....

    Bought the album, listened to it for the first time on shuffle, had no idea this was coming. Nearly passed out from laughter, no exaggeration.

  30. M.... ....

    Bought the album, listened to it for the first time on shuffle, had no idea this was coming. Nearly passed out from laughter, no exaggeration.

  31. R.... K....

    I’m laying here crying tryin to breathe.

  32. R.... K....

    I’m laying here crying tryin to breathe.

  33. N.... ....

    This buttsex is just right.

  34. N.... ....

    This buttsex is just right.

  35. C.... B....

    "... And that's how you perform cunnilingus."

    C.... B....

    You just write the alphabet with your tongue.

    C.... B....

    BLELELELELELELELELEH

  36. C.... B....

    "... And that's how you perform cunnilingus."

    C.... B....

    You just write the alphabet with your tongue.

    C.... B....

    BLELELELELELELELELEH

  37. L.... ....

    You see Humanz
    this is how you do interludes

  38. L.... ....

    You see Humanz
    this is how you do interludes

  39. D.... C....

    found my new ring tone

  40. D.... C....

    found my new ring tone

  41. F.... ....

    This needs to be a full song.

  42. F.... ....

    This needs to be a full song.

  43. J.... L....

    can we just take a moment to appreciate that, we now have actual recording of Danny saying "Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber, Buttsex Goldilocks!", to use at our whim!?

  44. J.... L....

    can we just take a moment to appreciate that, we now have actual recording of Danny saying "Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber, Buttsex Goldilocks!", to use at our whim!?

  45. S.... B....

    *PORRIDGE CHAMBER? IM SCREAMING OML*

  46. S.... B....

    *PORRIDGE CHAMBER? IM SCREAMING OML*

  47. C.... G....

    You know, I can't tell if that noise at the end is Ninja Brian high-fiving him or slapping him, and honestly i love it

    C.... G....

    I just imagine Ninja Brian just staring at Dan. And then Danny giving himself the high-five.

  48. C.... G....

    You know, I can't tell if that noise at the end is Ninja Brian high-fiving him or slapping him, and honestly i love it

    C.... G....

    I just imagine Ninja Brian just staring at Dan. And then Danny giving himself the high-five.

  49. J.... L....

    Where can I find the full version?

    J.... L....

    I will personally pay $200 for Ninja Sex Party to create a full length version of this song

    J.... L....

    Jonathan Lee be a sick child

    J.... L....

    @Jonathan Lee to be honest, me too.

    J.... L....

    I would pay with my soul if, i still had it... You can ask Satan for it, tho.

  50. J.... L....

    Where can I find the full version?

    J.... L....

    I will personally pay $200 for Ninja Sex Party to create a full length version of this song

    J.... L....

    Jonathan Lee be a sick child

    J.... L....

    @Jonathan Lee to be honest, me too.

    J.... L....

    I would pay with my soul if, i still had it... You can ask Satan for it, tho.

  51. T.... _....

    i would kill for an extended version

  52. T.... _....

    i would kill for an extended version

  53. P.... ....

    Miles Luna?

    P.... ....

    I know, right? When the hell did Jaune become a doctor?

  54. P.... ....

    Miles Luna?

    P.... ....

    I know, right? When the hell did Jaune become a doctor?

  55. s.... ....

    I came from that one abridged series with the long name. Adventure...something.

    s.... ....

    Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in A Dungeon?

    s.... ....

    @Star Light How to be an Adventurer*

    s.... ....

    How To Be An Adventure, and same

    s.... ....

    How to be an adventurer episode 4

  56. s.... ....

    I came from that one abridged series with the long name. Adventure...something.

    s.... ....

    Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in A Dungeon?

    s.... ....

    @Star Light How to be an Adventurer*

    s.... ....

    How To Be An Adventure, and same

    s.... ....

    How to be an adventurer episode 4

  57. S.... R....

    #2amazing4me

  58. S.... R....

    #2amazing4me

  59. B.... H....

    Make this a full song XD

  60. B.... H....

    Make this a full song XD

  61. N.... R....

    I'm still on the fact that this man just started yelling in the middle xD

  62. N.... R....

    I'm still on the fact that this man just started yelling in the middle xD

  63. G.... H....

    I found a problem with this song as well, no #buttsex could be too hot for Dan

    G.... H....

    #blessed

    G.... H....

    Maybe it was Arin?

  64. G.... H....

    I found a problem with this song as well, no #buttsex could be too hot for Dan

    G.... H....

    #blessed

    G.... H....

    Maybe it was Arin?

  65. Z.... 0....

    The fact that I just clicked on a video called buttsex goldilocks....

  66. Z.... 0....

    The fact that I just clicked on a video called buttsex goldilocks....

  67. I.... B....

    This needs to be a full song!

  68. I.... B....

    This needs to be a full song!

  69. r.... ....

    My ringtone

  70. r.... ....

    My ringtone

  71. _.... ....

    My sides have never reached so far
    You magnificent bastards

  72. _.... ....

    My sides have never reached so far
    You magnificent bastards

  73. A.... M....

    My nickname in middle school was Goldilocks...

  74. A.... M....

    My nickname in middle school was Goldilocks...

  75. S.... F....

    LET ME PUT MAH SPOON INTO YO PORRIDGE CHAMBER, BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS!!!!!

    Best line. Ever.

    S.... F....

    "Ninja Brian I just realized a problem with this song; It's too amazing"

  76. S.... F....

    LET ME PUT MAH SPOON INTO YO PORRIDGE CHAMBER, BUTTSEX GOLDILOCKS!!!!!

    Best line. Ever.

    S.... F....

    "Ninja Brian I just realized a problem with this song; It's too amazing"

  77. S.... M....

    anyone else get here from that pic of venues springs on /e621

    S.... M....

    +KR3M MUSIC lol

  78. S.... M....

    anyone else get here from that pic of venues springs on /e621

    S.... M....

    +KR3M MUSIC lol

  79. B.... B....

    Can't wait for.the music video

  80. B.... B....

    Can't wait for.the music video

  81. C.... R....

    Sounds like Arin is the doctor!

    C.... R....

    +Kitten Snack No, This is Patrick!

    C.... R....

    +Xander Lovecraft No, it's Miles Luna.

    C.... R....

    no, it's harambe

    C.... R....

    @Oliver Marks No. Just no. That meme has ran it's course and should be put down.

    C.... R....

    Just like Harambe

  82. C.... R....

    Sounds like Arin is the doctor!

    C.... R....

    +Kitten Snack No, This is Patrick!

    C.... R....

    +Xander Lovecraft No, it's Miles Luna.

    C.... R....

    no, it's harambe

    C.... R....

    @Oliver Marks No. Just no. That meme has ran it's course and should be put down.

    C.... R....

    Just like Harambe

  83. G.... W....

    If I'm ever in the hospital I know exactly who to call for a performance.

  84. G.... W....

    If I'm ever in the hospital I know exactly who to call for a performance.

  85. N.... ....

    I can't wait until someone remixes this!

  86. N.... ....

    I can't wait until someone remixes this!

  87. J.... ....

    #BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. J.... ....

    #BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!