Ninja Sex Party - Best Friends Forever! Lyrics






Today was my birthday party
It was so moving I cried
I had a super happy good time
Until most of my best friends died (Oh god!)
So I ran into the bedroom
Where there was still some folks alive
We had a pajama jammy pillow fight
But tragically no one survi-ee-ived

Ooooooh!
Hey there Ninja Brian
Ooooooh!
We're awesome together
Ooooooh!
You know that I'm not lying
Ooooooh!
Best friends forever!
Ooooooh!
But if you wouldn't mind, there's...
Ooooooh!
One thing I'd like to request
Ooooooh!
It'd sure be great if you could please stop
Ooooooh!
Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro.
Dick move.

This morning at the dog park
I met a cool new bunch of guys
Now we're hanging out together
And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian
A few deaths I could look past
At three hundred I was concerned
Fifty thousand murders later
I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn

Ooooooh!
Hey there Ninja Brian
Ooooooh!
Just always remember
Ooooooh!
Through the good times and the homicides
Ooooooh!
Best friends forever!
Ooooooh!
I think that I can solve our problem
Ooooooh!
Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim
Ooooooh!
I know you guys will get along great
Ooooooh!
Except for the fact you just murdered him

Really, Ninja Brian?
During the chorus?
Heh. I can't stay mad at you.

Our rock jams
We'll reign supreme
As long as you don't stab me
We'll be a legendary team

Ninja Brian, what are you doing?
What is that?
Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife.
I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.
Sigh. Good talk buddy.





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  1. A.... ....

    This is back before the Danny JewFro we all know and love

  2. J.... ....

    NINJA JIM IS CHRIS

    J.... ....

    But he's around the same height as Brian if not shorter, it can't be Chris.

  3. P.... K....

    1:21 50,000+ murders?! Damn Ninja Brian.

  4. T.... I....

    You might just be looking at Zach here but please take some time to look at Cory Spazkid and his little unshaved baby face.

  5. P.... K....

    We need more Ninja Brian and his comics murder sprees..

  6. G.... G....

    Theory Dan is a immoral sex god and Brian can't kill him so they became friends .

  7. C.... M....

    How could you make Danny sad ninja Brian?!

    Also can we just have a vs battle wiki page made for Danny Sexbang and ninja Brian

  8. M.... S....

    I love how Ninja Brian's plan is to kill everybody except danny and also danny,though I felt that Danny would be the one person he didn't kill,I thought he would be proecting him really

  9. v.... ....

    Oh wow... watching this 6 years later and seeing Danny’s hair is insane

  10. S.... C....

    How did I miss Chris, Cory and Stamper in this?

    S.... C....

    Also psychicpebbles

  11. J.... S....

    0:03 Crikey! That's a bloody once in a life time view of an actual psychicpebbles in his natural habitat! These buggars are known for their hatred the of the sun and their high pitched call used for mating and scaring off predators! (With apologies to 🇦🇺)

  12. S.... M....

    So I just want to point out that ninja Brian gave dan a star to make him invincible during the murder spree to protect him...

  13. B.... ....

    O gawd!

  14. p.... ....

    dan looks like jim halpert dressed as luigi

  15. V.... ....

    Fuck this is bad.. Well done NSP.

  16. G.... I....

    Genocide run

  17. N.... T....

    I can't believe I just noticed that the Sleepycabin Crew was in this

  18. C.... ....

    I keep playing NSP to fall asleep to... But just rock out too hard

  19. Y.... ....

    I just noticed Brian doesn’t kill on Danny’s b-day

  20. e.... g....

    Ninja brain is the most powerful ninja

  21. L.... D....

    Way late to the party but I have never seen someone look so furious wearing a pikachu costume

  22. B.... B....

    Rare footage of actual zack "psychicpebbles" hadel in this video

  23. M.... M....

    Why does Ninja Brian always try to kill Danny sexbang?

  24. P.... K....

    These guys don’t have enough subscribers anyone else with me on that?

  25. D.... F....

    Oh gawd. Danny with short hair

  26. E.... P....

    Oh yeah yeah

  27. g.... P....

    It's weird seeing Danny with short hair

  28. E.... D....

    Ninja Brian didn't murder anyone on Danny's birthday
    Aww how sweet

  29. S.... J....

    Oh I wasn't expecting zach to make an appearance

  30. J.... N....

    Danny says “dick move”
    Brian thinks : Power Move

  31. T.... K....

    Ninja Brian the tsudere

  32. J.... ....

    I switch rigjt off with boose, i love this stuff

  33. S.... E....

    I didn’t know hamsters had such thick blood

  34. F.... N....

    3/14/19 Happy birthday dan.

  35. D.... J....

    RIP Ninja Jim

  36. H.... ....

    Ninja Brian is the best. xD

  37. Z.... ....

    0:03
    See that?
    That's the OG cartoon crew right there.

  38. L.... ....

    The only reason Danny Sexbang has survived his friendship with Ninja Brian is that the only technique Danny mastered from his own ninja days is the replacement technique.

  39. C.... D....

    So that's why Sleepycast died, Brian killed them all

  40. R.... P....

    If you put it at 2× it's an anime song

  41. A.... M....

    now we are hanging out together & everything's julie july

  42. A.... M....

    sensei angry

  43. A.... N....

    3:06 I love the fact that Ninja Brian is trying to hold his shit together

  44. S.... H....

    "I'm sad now ;n;"

  45. l.... ....

    so....... danny's birthday is valentines day...?

  46. D.... W....

    Wow, who knew Stamper was so good at getting murdered?

  47. I.... -....

    I have a theory. Dan seems to die a lot, but come back the next song perfectly fine. I think that Dan sold his s̶o̶u̶l̶ semen to the god of boning, so he can live forever, but with one drawback: he's fuckin'

  48. f.... ....

    (Song about people getting killed)
    Hah, thats funny!
    (Hamster getting killed at the end)
    NOOO!!! That's terrible!

  49. B.... ....

    I would gladly die for Ninja Brian. Well, I mean, I don’t have much of a choice..

  50. S.... V....

    third fave NSP song but it was a very close call

  51. S.... C....

    Ninja Jim? Was that a weird reference to the character from huckleberry finn?

  52. A.... ....

    2:30 ahaha hes a dad...
    man thats the most psychotic ninjabrians ever been.

  53. h.... h....

    tsundere Brian

  54. C.... M....

    Rip Ninja Jim :(

  55. S.... ....

    Wtf zach is in this vid

  56. J.... P....

    damn, been following NSP since this video..which was 5 years ago

  57. S.... ....

    DAMMIT NINJA BRIAN!!!

  58. N.... V....

    Psychicpebbles is one of the party members, he is just uncredited.

    Clever move, ninjas...

  59. D.... P....

    I figured it out. The reason Danny sexbang doesn't die is because he uses either sexy clone jutsu or the replacement jutsu. Danny is a master ninja and also a sex god. In fact Cupid and Aphrodite were overthrown by Danny sexbang after he overwhelmed them with sheer boning prowess. Zeus may be a two timing piece of shit, but Danny is pure heavenly orgasms personified.

  60. P.... C....

    "God damnit Ninja Brian!"

  61. B.... R....

    Wow, that timing with the hamster joke at the end is perfect.

  62. c.... c....

    Its weird not having dannies fro

  63. I.... a....

    1:08 *Ultimate Virgin Edition*

  64. L.... B....

    At the beginning who is the guy on the far right? I know theres Cory, Stamper, Chris, Zach but not the last guy with the sunglasses

  65. n.... ....

    @1:33 OMG BRIAN

  66. l.... ....

    2:28 I AM CRYING

  67. M.... ....

    Is it just me or does the chorus sound like Smash! by starbomb

  68. D.... W....

    TRIGGERED!!! By the thought of crushing a cute little innocent hamster in your hands

  69. D.... H....

    Who's the girl?

  70. M.... S....

    For those innocent minds who aren't aware, the first five people from right to left in the beginning of the video are
    Spazkid
    Stamper
    Oney
    Phsycicpebbles
    And idk who the last one is

  71. �.... ....

    So strange to see Danny without that fabulous hair omo

  72. F.... G....

    Dude it killed me when i saw the extra virgin game they were playing

  73. E.... W....

    You can't spell manslaughter without laughter

  74. C.... M....

    Ninja brian is like chuck norris combined with jason voorhees and professor

  75. C.... C....

    I enjoyed the Zach Pebbles cameo

  76. T.... A....

    0:10 is that a vibrator?

    T.... A....

    Butt plug

  77. g.... m....

    Is video just telling us nija Brien is 100% a yandary

  78. C.... K....

    Ninja Brian is my spirit animal.

  79. n.... b....

    BABY DANNN

  80. S.... O....

    hi chris

  81. �.... �....

    I love how NinjaBrian is always so silent and weird.

  82. J.... ....

    Wait... but that dart's bigger than the blowgun!

  83. U.... G....

    I love how the thought of murdering people's friends is just a d*** move

  84. G.... T....

    Awww Ninja Brian didn’t kill anyone on Danny’s birthday

  85. C.... G....

    Man, it's so weird to see Danny with short hair.

  86. m.... s....

    Ninja Brian is op

  87. E.... W....

    50,000 is his total count and 13 in this not counting the animation

  88. J.... M....

    Ninja Brian kills Sleepycabin twice: the song

  89. G.... F....

    Push me to the edge.

  90. J.... ....

    I could cry... But I won't..

  91. T.... A....

    At 300 I was concerned XD

  92. P.... D....

    rip hamster

  93. C.... H....

    NINJA BRIAN

  94. A.... L....

    Little did he know that people aren’t real so that means friends aren’t real

  95. Y.... ....

    Was that psychicpebbles face?

  96. G.... M....

    ninja brian...

  97. R.... S....

    Who was the animator?

  98. G.... ....

    I just came for Zack's face.