Ninja Sex Party - Accept My Shaft Lyrics
Hey, how you doin' (Oooh)
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment...
Got some shit to say (That's right)
The times we've had
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time...
To accept my shaft
Wo-oah!
My shaft
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive...
My thunderous erection
Wo-oah
It's enough of a shaft...
My shaft
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!
Don't leave, don't run! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I can be myself around! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I've come undone! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Who can lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon
Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend...
Excalibur
(Excalibur, Excalibur)
You take me higher! You set my loins afire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
You are the slam pig I desire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Dear god, I'll plow... you all around the house! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Lift my heart up off the ground
But... try find a way to incorporate the shaft while you're doing so.
Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft.
More-so than the, uh... than the heart.
The shaft should... definitely be your main focus.
Can't stress that enough.
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Ninja Sex Party Accept My Shaft Comments
Danny, you made me giggle. Naughty, naughty. ;)
This is Definitely my favorite NSP song, and I'm writing this after listening to The Mystic Crystal!
I'm so sad Danny won't play this live and there are no recordings of it. I know he's embarrassed of it because it's old, but it's such a fun song and a quiet jam that shows off Brian's keyboard skills, and EASILY my favorite of the old NSP stuff. Maybe in a few years they'll do a "10 year" thing and play the whole debut live. Dunno, a guy can dream.
And they said that heartboner is the only romantic NSP song.
This song is criminally underrated
ONLY 1,4 k likes !?!?! WTF!?!?! MAKE THIS SONG POPULAR!
I love how most of the titles are subtle but this gets straight to the point
WHY DOES THE INSTRUMENTAL SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MAGIC TO DO
I'm pretty sure "slam pig" wouldn't be a compliment to most women xD
No homo.
3 and a half years later, I discover that the full albums are on YouTube, just unlisted? This really is a hidden gem.
This sounds like Waluigis Island
I love your slower songs dan. Keep em up in the new albums to come
The song The Doors didn't want you to hear.
You've found her, the one, you take her into your apartment, dim the lights and turn on accept my shaft
"Slampig."
Hey, how you doin'?
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
Got some shit to say
[Verse 1]
The times we've had
The times we've missed
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time
To accept my shaft
My shaft
The times we've spent
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive
My thunderous erection
It's enough of a shaft
[Chorus]
Don't leave, don't run
You are the only one
I can be myself around
I've come undone
You are the only one
Who can lift my heart
Up off the ground
[Verse 2]
The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon
Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend
Excalibur
[Chorus]
You take me higher
You set my loins afire
You are the slam pig I desire
Dear god, I'll plow
You all around the house
Cause you lift my heart
Up off the ground
[Outro]
Lift my heart up off the ground
But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft
While you're doing so
Actually, you know what?
Really concentrate on the shaft
More-so than the, uh, than the heart
The shaft should, definitely be your main focus
Can't stress that enough
Love how my man tells me to listen to this and if i can handle it then i can handle him 😂😂😂 ive never laughed this much in my life
Such an un popular sound of theres but I still love it
Im playing this song during sex now
Why is this not on their channel?
Im not gay but i would accept dannys shaft
honestly, who WOULDN'T accept danny's shaft?
Listen. it's natural. No need to question your sexuality, it;s just Danny's magnetism. you can't go against your instincts
42 asexuals watched this
"Gargling my bacon" Best line
Your profile picture seems to be gargling some bacon as well
Brian is such an amazing pianist. I would actually be interested in listening to some solo shit by him. Oh an this song is underated for the nsp fan base.
what sort of genre is this?
I NEED more of this musical genre in my life
Why have I not heard this yet????
omfg THE INTRO SOUNDS LIKE WHERE IT'S AT BY BECK
as your new lord and master
69 comments
Wait I just made it 70
Meme is dead
You fool
The music kind of reminds me of the theme from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
This song definitely blew my mind when I first heard this song: the smooth keyboards and the sexiness of Danny Sexbang's voice... 100% pure awesomeness
I don't care if you're a member of the greatest comedy music duo of all time, if you call your woman a "Slam Pig", you don't deserve a relationship.
Mu5Hr00m its a joke. Made by a comedy band.
A lesbian comedian used "slampig" in a comedy bit while talking about another girl... Its a joke and not directed forwards any one gender or type of sex
WAP WAW *noob* alert gamers
I tried to read the title out loud and choked laughing.
fuck
Liam you choked on the shaft
I regularly start singing this one out of the blue while I'm in the car with my SO. It's just so good!
This is the song I'm going to use to introduce NSP to my girlfriend
Annnnnnnnd single 😂😂😂😂😂
Aaaaaand engaged 😎😎
I'd start with courtship of the mwrmaid, but i adore pizza.
The first one I introduced my gf to was "FYI I wanna F your A".... She's still with me!
i'm going to learn this and play this for a girl. I love ninja sex party.
have a friend record it and send me the link once uploaded I want to see it
its 2am and my life has come to eating fruity pebbles in an adventure time and listening to NSP...
Josie Mathews we are friends now, period, we are friends now (I'm the one with glasses btw)
I'm out of fruity pebbles, but it's currently 2am for me as well 😎
I haven't seen this one before...its really nice compared to the others, not that the others are bad this ones just different in a nice way...
In one of their Game Grumps interviews they said this was one of the songs NSP would perform when they were just starting out
Oh man where
I wanna see that interview now
This sounds eerily euphoric.
If I never have sex to this song I'll be severely disappointed
nunya biznich I think I can help you out. :P jk
nunya biznich same
Funny story. Had stop due to unexpected accepting of nsp shaft
I can disappoint you in other areas if you want
This sounds like Ask DNA from The Cowboy Bebop Movie.
Or, does Ask DNA sound like this?
I want this to be my wedding song.
Why has this song been in my head for weeks?
Thinking about Danny's shaft are we?
Daimon Watkins 😂
This song fills me with Determination
its not the only thing it fills you with ;)
*The thought of her accepting your shaft fills you with DETERMINATION.
this comment fills my eyes with overused cancer
fauster you must be fun at parties
What a coincidence, I call my shaft "Determination"
Why does this sound like Magic to Do?
Of course i'll have to clear my calander when you introduce me to excalibur, he'll take up a week telling us about his legend that dates back to the 12th century ._./
and a month telling us we're fools
I get such an EW&F vibe from this song... groovy.
the harmonies on this piece though ohmigod (they get stuck in my head for days)
One of the few genuinely romantic NSP songs, even if it keeps that flavor of Sexbang goofiness. Definitely a hidden gem.
I think 'Why I Cry' sounds the most genuine next to this one.
Danny actually wrote this for a girl he dated in college he mentioned it in an episode a while ago
J̴U̵S̸T̸I̴N̴ ̶T̴H̶E̷ ̸D̶E̸S̷T̷R̴O̷Y̴E̷R̵ what episode
@Colby Noel what episode?
THIS SOUNDS LIKE "MAGIC DO TO"FROM PIPPIN HOLY SHIT
I CAME HERE FROM LISTENING TO THAT
+Samta G HOLY FUCK YOUR PROFILE PIC
@theatermemer [roons] I forgot that I had that pic omg
@theatermemer [roons] I LOVE YOUR PIC TOO
+Samta G TGANKS
I am playing this on my wedding night, no questions asked.
+Brandon Wood Follow it up with the lonely islands I just had sex as soon as you finish,
Brandon Wood, can I come to your wedding? I wanna see history take place
Brandon Wood- your last name makes this comment so much better
seems appropriate enough
@thebig .........same bro same
Can i just say if i was gay i would slam the shit out of danny
@Enclave Soldier (General) *I am slamming Danny Sexbang
THE BIG dude, if you know Danny, you already are gay. There's no denying it.
IDEA: Dress up like a sexy woman and try to get Dan to take you to his place. When he wants to wiggle inside you, say that you're afraid of your first vaginal sex so you just want to do butt stuff for the night.
TheBiggie im straight and i still would
TheBiggie what you mean "if" that voice is enough to make even the most macho man cream in his red spandex
found my sleepytime song.
alternatively, sleeptime junction. or this: https://youtu.be/UN-LX-y2Ntw
Getting some major Diddy Kong Racing vibes from the first 10 seconds.
Dan actually wrote this song for a girl when he was in college and he sang it for her.
I saw the MAGfest interview where Danny said that he wrote both accept my shaft and no reason boner before ninja sex party was a thing, and he did indeed write this song for a girl who ended up dumping him (horrible mistake).
What a lucky girl.
Some name that includes an emo band
Love the user name
i assume she said yes immediately
I serenaded my ex with this song years ago, she was pretty amused. I am shocked that it didn't work for danny :(
Thank you!
This one doesn't have Skype sounds!
I'd do it.
Be careful, it's thunderest ;]
thunderous*
"hey how you doin"
Pretty good. You?
I'm doing fine, just making love with this song in the background