Ninja Sex Party - Accept My Shaft Lyrics






Hey, how you doin' (Oooh)
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment...
Got some shit to say (That's right)

The times we've had
The times we've missed
The times we've embraced
And the times we've kissed
The times we've loved
And the times we've laughed
Now it's time...
To accept my shaft

Wo-oah!
My shaft

The times we've spent
The times we've shared
The times we've shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we've lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive...
My thunderous erection

Wo-oah
It's enough of a shaft...
My shaft

Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!

Don't leave, don't run! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I can be myself around! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
I've come undone! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Who can lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)

The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I'm being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won't be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon

Ooh, the times we've seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You'll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend...
Excalibur
(Excalibur, Excalibur)

You take me higher! You set my loins afire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
You are the slam pig I desire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
Dear god, I'll plow... you all around the house! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)
'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!)

Lift my heart up off the ground
But... try find a way to incorporate the shaft while you're doing so.
Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft.
More-so than the, uh... than the heart.
The shaft should... definitely be your main focus.
Can't stress that enough.





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  1. L.... J....

    Danny, you made me giggle. Naughty, naughty. ;)

  2. Z.... W....

    This is Definitely my favorite NSP song, and I'm writing this after listening to The Mystic Crystal!

  3. g.... ....

    I'm so sad Danny won't play this live and there are no recordings of it. I know he's embarrassed of it because it's old, but it's such a fun song and a quiet jam that shows off Brian's keyboard skills, and EASILY my favorite of the old NSP stuff. Maybe in a few years they'll do a "10 year" thing and play the whole debut live. Dunno, a guy can dream.

  4. S.... Y....

    And they said that heartboner is the only romantic NSP song.

  5. S.... ....

    This song is criminally underrated

  6. T.... T....

    ONLY 1,4 k likes !?!?! WTF!?!?! MAKE THIS SONG POPULAR!

  7. B.... D....

    I love how most of the titles are subtle but this gets straight to the point

  8. i.... ....

    WHY DOES THE INSTRUMENTAL SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MAGIC TO DO

  9. M.... P....

    I'm pretty sure "slam pig" wouldn't be a compliment to most women xD

  10. A.... �....

    No homo.

  11. J.... B....

    3 and a half years later, I discover that the full albums are on YouTube, just unlisted? This really is a hidden gem.

  12. i.... o....

    This sounds like Waluigis Island

  13. S.... W....

    I love your slower songs dan. Keep em up in the new albums to come

  14. P.... ....

    The song The Doors didn't want you to hear.

  15. M.... d....

    You've found her, the one, you take her into your apartment, dim the lights and turn on accept my shaft

  16. M.... ....

    "Slampig."

  17. D.... P....

    Hey, how you doin'?
    Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
    Got some shit to say

    [Verse 1]
    The times we've had
    The times we've missed
    The times we've embraced
    And the times we've kissed
    The times we've loved
    And the times we've laughed
    Now it's time
    To accept my shaft
    My shaft

    The times we've spent
    The times we've shared
    The times we've shown each other
    Just how much we care
    The times we've lived
    All the times for reflection
    Now you must survive
    My thunderous erection
    It's enough of a shaft
    [Chorus]
    Don't leave, don't run
    You are the only one
    I can be myself around
    I've come undone
    You are the only one
    Who can lift my heart
    Up off the ground

    [Verse 2]
    The times behind
    And the times foretold
    Forgive me if I'm being
    Just a bit too bold
    But our sweet love
    Won't be forsaken
    Once you are
    Gargling my bacon

    Ooh, the times we've seen
    And the times ahead
    Grab a couple pillows
    And get on that bed
    You'll want to lay back
    And clear your calendar
    Once I introduce you to my friend
    Excalibur
    [Chorus]
    You take me higher
    You set my loins afire
    You are the slam pig I desire
    Dear god, I'll plow
    You all around the house
    Cause you lift my heart
    Up off the ground

    [Outro]
    Lift my heart up off the ground
    But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft
    While you're doing so
    Actually, you know what?
    Really concentrate on the shaft
    More-so than the, uh, than the heart
    The shaft should, definitely be your main focus
    Can't stress that enough

  18. A.... M....

    Love how my man tells me to listen to this and if i can handle it then i can handle him 😂😂😂 ive never laughed this much in my life

  19. D.... D....

    Such an un popular sound of theres but I still love it

  20. L.... B....

    Im playing this song during sex now

  21. S.... ....

    Why is this not on their channel?

  22. B.... ....

    Im not gay but i would accept dannys shaft

    B.... ....

    honestly, who WOULDN'T accept danny's shaft?

    B.... ....

    Listen. it's natural. No need to question your sexuality, it;s just Danny's magnetism. you can't go against your instincts

  23. N.... E....

    42 asexuals watched this

  24. d.... w....

    "Gargling my bacon" Best line

    d.... w....

    Your profile picture seems to be gargling some bacon as well

  25. C.... L....

    Brian is such an amazing pianist. I would actually be interested in listening to some solo shit by him. Oh an this song is underated for the nsp fan base.

  26. A.... M....

    what sort of genre is this?

    I NEED more of this musical genre in my life

  27. L.... C....

    Why have I not heard this yet????

  28. O.... M....

    omfg THE INTRO SOUNDS LIKE WHERE IT'S AT BY BECK

  29. I.... ....

    as your new lord and master

  30. D.... D....

    69 comments

    D.... D....

    Wait I just made it 70

    D.... D....

    Meme is dead

    D.... D....

    You fool

  31. J.... K....

    The music kind of reminds me of the theme from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

  32. A.... W....

    This song definitely blew my mind when I first heard this song: the smooth keyboards and the sexiness of Danny Sexbang's voice... 100% pure awesomeness

  33. M.... ....

    I don't care if you're a member of the greatest comedy music duo of all time, if you call your woman a "Slam Pig", you don't deserve a relationship.

    M.... ....

    Mu5Hr00m its a joke. Made by a comedy band.

    M.... ....

    A lesbian comedian used "slampig" in a comedy bit while talking about another girl... Its a joke and not directed forwards any one gender or type of sex

    M.... ....

    WAP WAW *noob* alert gamers

  34. L.... ....

    I tried to read the title out loud and choked laughing.
    fuck

    L.... ....

    Liam you choked on the shaft

  35. R.... ....

    I regularly start singing this one out of the blue while I'm in the car with my SO. It's just so good!

  36. N.... S....

    This is the song I'm going to use to introduce NSP to my girlfriend

    N.... S....

    Annnnnnnnd single 😂😂😂😂😂

    N.... S....

    Aaaaaand engaged 😎😎

    N.... S....

    I'd start with courtship of the mwrmaid, but i adore pizza.

    N.... S....

    The first one I introduced my gf to was "FYI I wanna F your A".... She's still with me!

  37. O.... M....

    i'm going to learn this and play this for a girl. I love ninja sex party.

    O.... M....

    have a friend record it and send me the link once uploaded I want to see it

  38. J.... M....

    its 2am and my life has come to eating fruity pebbles in an adventure time and listening to NSP...

    J.... M....

    Josie Mathews we are friends now, period, we are friends now (I'm the one with glasses btw)

    J.... M....

    I'm out of fruity pebbles, but it's currently 2am for me as well 😎

  39. B.... P....

    I haven't seen this one before...its really nice compared to the others, not that the others are bad this ones just different in a nice way...

  40. M.... ....

    In one of their Game Grumps interviews they said this was one of the songs NSP would perform when they were just starting out

    M.... ....

    Oh man where
    I wanna see that interview now

  41. C.... ....

    This sounds eerily euphoric.

  42. n.... b....

    If I never have sex to this song I'll be severely disappointed

    n.... b....

    nunya biznich I think I can help you out. :P jk

    n.... b....

    nunya biznich same

    n.... b....

    Funny story. Had stop due to unexpected accepting of nsp shaft

    n.... b....

    I can disappoint you in other areas if you want

  43. E.... O....

    This sounds like Ask DNA from The Cowboy Bebop Movie.

    E.... O....

    Or, does Ask DNA sound like this?

  44. j.... a....

    I want this to be my wedding song.

  45. Z.... ....

    Why has this song been in my head for weeks?

    Z.... ....

    Thinking about Danny's shaft are we?

    Z.... ....

    Daimon Watkins 😂

  46. S.... ....

    This song fills me with Determination

    S.... ....

    its not the only thing it fills you with ;)

    S.... ....

    *The thought of her accepting your shaft fills you with DETERMINATION.

    S.... ....

    this comment fills my eyes with overused cancer

    S.... ....

    fauster you must be fun at parties

    S.... ....

    What a coincidence, I call my shaft "Determination"

  47. A.... E....

    Why does this sound like Magic to Do?

  48. Q.... ....

    Of course i'll have to clear my calander when you introduce me to excalibur, he'll take up a week telling us about his legend that dates back to the 12th century ._./

    Q.... ....

    and a month telling us we're fools

  49. M.... J....

    I get such an EW&F vibe from this song... groovy.

  50. t.... c....

    the harmonies on this piece though ohmigod (they get stuck in my head for days)

  51. r.... c....

    One of the few genuinely romantic NSP songs, even if it keeps that flavor of Sexbang goofiness. Definitely a hidden gem.

    r.... c....

    I think 'Why I Cry' sounds the most genuine next to this one.

    r.... c....

    Danny actually wrote this for a girl he dated in college he mentioned it in an episode a while ago

    r.... c....

    J̴U̵S̸T̸I̴N̴ ̶T̴H̶E̷ ̸D̶E̸S̷T̷R̴O̷Y̴E̷R̵ what episode

    r.... c....

    @Colby Noel what episode?

  52. L.... l....

    THIS SOUNDS LIKE "MAGIC DO TO"FROM PIPPIN HOLY SHIT

    L.... l....

    I CAME HERE FROM LISTENING TO THAT

    L.... l....

    +Samta G HOLY FUCK YOUR PROFILE PIC

    L.... l....

    @theatermemer [roons] I forgot that I had that pic omg

    L.... l....

    @theatermemer [roons] I LOVE YOUR PIC TOO

    L.... l....

    +Samta G TGANKS

  53. B.... W....

    I am playing this on my wedding night, no questions asked.

    B.... W....

    +Brandon Wood Follow it up with the lonely islands I just had sex as soon as you finish,

    B.... W....

    Brandon Wood, can I come to your wedding? I wanna see history take place

    B.... W....

    Brandon Wood- your last name makes this comment so much better

    B.... W....

    seems appropriate enough

  54. c.... h....

    @thebig .........same bro same

  55. T.... ....

    Can i just say if i was gay i would slam the shit out of danny

    T.... ....

    @Enclave Soldier (General) *I am slamming Danny Sexbang

    T.... ....

    THE BIG dude, if you know Danny, you already are gay. There's no denying it.

    T.... ....

    IDEA: Dress up like a sexy woman and try to get Dan to take you to his place. When he wants to wiggle inside you, say that you're afraid of your first vaginal sex so you just want to do butt stuff for the night.

    T.... ....

    TheBiggie im straight and i still would

    T.... ....

    TheBiggie what you mean "if" that voice is enough to make even the most macho man cream in his red spandex

  56. l.... p....

    found my sleepytime song.

    l.... p....

    alternatively, sleeptime junction. or this: https://youtu.be/UN-LX-y2Ntw

  57. M.... ....

    Getting some major Diddy Kong Racing vibes from the first 10 seconds.

  58. L.... Y....

    Dan actually wrote this song for a girl when he was in college and he sang it for her.

    L.... Y....

    I saw the MAGfest interview where Danny said that he wrote both accept my shaft and no reason boner before ninja sex party was a thing, and he did indeed write this song for a girl who ended up dumping him (horrible mistake).

    L.... Y....

    What a lucky girl.

    L.... Y....

    Some name that includes an emo band
    Love the user name

    L.... Y....

    i assume she said yes immediately

    L.... Y....

    I serenaded my ex with this song years ago, she was pretty amused. I am shocked that it didn't work for danny :(

  59. m.... n....

    Thank you!
    This one doesn't have Skype sounds!

  60. J.... ....

    I'd do it.

    J.... ....

    Be careful, it's thunderest ;]

    J.... ....

    thunderous*

  61. J.... ....

    "hey how you doin"

    J.... ....

    Pretty good. You?

    J.... ....

    I'm doing fine, just making love with this song in the background