Niemann, Jerrod - Donkey Lyrics
Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed
Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime
Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town
Got nothin' to drive, but just outside I hear my ride
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster
When I pull up in no pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter
But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule
I fill their glass, they tip them back
They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride
Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y
Well, they say that's it last call, no, I don't sweat it, y'all
Got a bottle in the saddle, a six pack in the stall
So, baby, what you say we giddy up to my place
We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride, gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride, gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
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Niemann, Jerrod Donkey Comments
My dad does like a little dance when he hears the song he does has like a little chicken dance it's sooo hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My bus driver has a station on every single morning and they play this song CONSTANTLY!!! Tbh it’s REALLY ANNOYING!!!! You can rage at me if ya want but I just hate country and to hear this every single morning makes me CRINGE SO HARD
He just now played the song. No joke. Lord please save me
I'd rather listen to this than vote for any Republican. #Libertarian2020
Here's the original
https://youtu.be/1daJAhdQ3aI
Good song
Ke$ha? Is that you?
Man I wish I had a Ass like that
about time some one appreciate the donkey sounds!
Who else put this as there ringtone
LOVE IT!!!!!!! :))))
seen him in concert at Texas Live and he made it very clear that he doesn't like this song
I sat through a 15 second ad to hear this turd. That was 5 hours ago and I’m still mad about it...
Haha!!! Forgot about this little gem!!! Love it!!! 😂😂😂😂
Love it it is so awsome
He's singing about a womans backside?
Who else is here because of Dave and Deb? :)
The song is apparently about anal
This song is so trash😂😂
Just when I thought I had heard it all....
I love this song
Love this song
What happened to Jerrod Neumann man
Doostin O Double I don't know, but jarod Neimann is on a roll!
This song is great. It’s a good song to laugh to and have fun
Someone reminded me today that this song exists, so I thought I'd come here to remind people that it's a shitty fucking song.
I don't like Ford trucks & i love Dodge trucks
Great song lol
I love this song very fun to dance & Jerrod Niemann is my favorite country singer 🎵🎵🎵💖💖😘😘
Welcome to Donkeytalk...
I love this song
IT'S GREAT
Carlee Brown hell yeah
This song is pretty sweet; the best is moving but the bass and treble in his voice is fascinating; very moving and fun song
that donkey is my sister and she is his balls
want to know the donkeys nickname jackass
that is very true & people call them Jackass
Wonder what waylon would think of this song?.....
one of the worst song's
IT'S GREAT
Love this song ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️
It's time for Donkey Talk.
Jerrod Niemann lol
love Jerrod Niemann as a country singer & he is very good 💙💙🎵🎵
I love Jerrod Neumann he is cute
I am just loving this absolutely amazing
I feel like im rideing my donky
i got to go to his concert like 4 or 3 days ago and i loved it so much omg
I wish everyone could see my friend dancing to this right now ...
love to see lol
Concert in Dubuque was lit tonight!
went to his concert last night and this song made me laugh, I think I might be obsessed with this song right now though. 😊
times i love it
i lisent to it a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times it graet i love it
I
LOVE
THIS
SONG
so much😍👍👍👍👍💞💕💗💖💝
yehawww yehaww
Hamidah Li lol
I'm queen donkey
cool song
it's still cold
cool song
it's still cold
cool song
cool song
cool song
donckys are yuckkkkkkky
owning 2 jackass's my self i 100% get how they can be a badass as much are they are jackass's
Your the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forgot about this song. Time to be addicted again.
I'm a girl I don't think that this is song is stupid
...Why would someone use that horrible 69 Boyz song as inspiration for a worse country song?
Terrible. Awful. Horrendous.
None of those words come even remotely close to describing how bad this song is.
fuck you
@Frank Lopez Good one.
I feel like this should be in Shrek?
+Damjan Medur DONKEY! LETS GO YOU STUBBORN ASS lol
Mary road a donkey into Bethlehem to have Jesus. Jesus road donkey into Jerusalem to be Cruxified.God must love Donkeys.
+Ethan Reynolds PREACH IT SISTER OR BROTHER
i just like it for how jokes it is
Bill and rich look at u is a good song jen
This is just amazing!! Lol :)
Anybody that takes this song literally something is wrong it's suppose to be a funny and weird song
+tracy earl I agree I'm not saying I hated it
#bestdonkeysong
Ride that donkey
am i the only one who thinks this song is about anal...?
@BeautyByDaisyJ yes ur the only one. its about a donkey. nothing to do with fucking someone in the ass...
Never hear of a dodge in a ditch
It's cause it's usually in the shop
Hell yeah
I like Dodge trucks & if Jerrod Niemann sing about a Dodge trucks ditch lol
That's because the Dodge has to be out of the shop for it to be in a ditch.
Chevy in the dich
How did this song make it past 5 views??? Wow
@al Right, the sillyness factor I find belongs in comedy more than music...that is just me
uuuuu stupid
I have three mini mules
Also this is the ringtone when I call mah mama
gonna ride that donkey
Some things are just for fun not everything has to be serious
I like it not bad at all.
LMAO , what is this
Analyze for a second all of the people and bad decisions that went into a song like this
First of all, the three songwriters actually had to write it and think "yeah, this is a good song" and then have a demo record
Jerrod Niemann had to hear the demo and think "yeah, this is a song worth recording"
Jerrod Niemann actually had to go in and record it
The song actually had to go through all of the aspects of production
The final version was thought to be suitable to go onto the record
Then, Niemann, his team, and his label decide "yeah, this is worth releasing as a single"
How the FUCK did SO MANY BAD DECISIONS GET MADE to release this pile of garbage onto the world?
It's gonna get funky funky
I don't know but let's get the party started woo
I think it would be better with no languege
Spell check xD sorry had to say it.
It's an embarrassment that this song even exists.
@Brent Myslive No, it's just flat out embarrassing.
it needs picitures
Donkeys FTW! When I saw this song my eyes lit up!
Stop hating on him he made this for fun.
So true
@DA BOSS I know stop making fun of him
He just wanted to have fun
So it doesn't make the song anymore listenable it honestly makes it worse becasue you know it was made like this on purpose. Look at someone like Wesley Willis his music is bad but its funny because he thought his music was actually good which makes it funny. Look at the movie The Room its hilariously bad because they thought it was going to be good and it wasn't which makes it funny. This is just painful to listen to
Sigh... I know Jerrod has a thing for joke songs, but this doesn't make me laugh, smile. It makes me wish the writers could've scrapped this and written a better joke song.
wow i like country music but really? donkey?
For those of you who like country, please explain to me why you like this. Please do not say it has a catchy beat, that is not enough of an argument. Also, please refer from profanity and keep it an adult conversation (that does not mean use adult language). Lastly, note the grammar and proper English used in this comment.
@Horacio Daza I can't defend this song.
@Horacio Daza Because this speaks to the heritage that we were raised upon...with a sly wink and another shot waiting...we are here...outlaws by legend and hellraisers by birth...does that answer your question?
It's to catchy for me can't get this danggum song outta my head
DONKEAY?
Guys its just about having fun singing! This song meant to be stupid and funny that's the point
This and that Albatraoz song should be quarantined somewhere they can't get out.
Here from Willam.
I think this song is funny! I love it! We need more goofy stuff on the radio!
What the hell though.