Niemann, Jerrod - Donkey Lyrics






Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed
Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime
Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town
Got nothin' to drive, but just outside I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster
When I pull up in no pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter
But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule
I fill their glass, they tip them back
They dig the way I ride that ass and I do, you would if you could, too
They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride
Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y

Well, they say that's it last call, no, I don't sweat it, y'all
Got a bottle in the saddle, a six pack in the stall
So, baby, what you say we giddy up to my place
We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride, gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride, gonna ride
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky





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  1. S.... C....

    My dad does like a little dance when he hears the song he does has like a little chicken dance it's sooo hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  2. D.... T....

    My bus driver has a station on every single morning and they play this song CONSTANTLY!!! Tbh it’s REALLY ANNOYING!!!! You can rage at me if ya want but I just hate country and to hear this every single morning makes me CRINGE SO HARD



    He just now played the song. No joke. Lord please save me

  3. E.... S....

    I'd rather listen to this than vote for any Republican. #Libertarian2020

  4. B.... ....

    Here's the original
    https://youtu.be/1daJAhdQ3aI

  5. T.... E....

    Good song

  6. L.... R....

    Ke$ha? Is that you?

  7. A.... H....

    Man I wish I had a Ass like that

  8. S.... B....

    about time some one appreciate the donkey sounds!

  9. E.... W....

    Who else put this as there ringtone

  10. S.... K....

    LOVE IT!!!!!!! :))))

  11. E.... D....

    seen him in concert at Texas Live and he made it very clear that he doesn't like this song

  12. k.... ....

    I sat through a 15 second ad to hear this turd. That was 5 hours ago and I’m still mad about it...

  13. S.... Q....

    Haha!!! Forgot about this little gem!!! Love it!!! 😂😂😂😂

  14. C.... H....

    Love it it is so awsome

  15. D.... S....

    He's singing about a womans backside?

  16. L.... B....

    Who else is here because of Dave and Deb? :)

  17. T.... C....

    The song is apparently about anal

  18. K.... R....

    This song is so trash😂😂

  19. J.... G....

    Just when I thought I had heard it all....

  20. A.... W....

    I love this song

  21. K.... Z....

    Love this song

  22. D.... O....

    What happened to Jerrod Neumann man

    D.... O....

    Doostin O Double I don't know, but jarod Neimann is on a roll!

  23. A.... D....

    This song is great. It’s a good song to laugh to and have fun

  24. J.... ....

    Someone reminded me today that this song exists, so I thought I'd come here to remind people that it's a shitty fucking song.

  25. A.... K....

    I don't like Ford trucks & i love Dodge trucks

  26. T.... S....

    Great song lol

  27. A.... K....

    I love this song very fun to dance & Jerrod Niemann is my favorite country singer 🎵🎵🎵💖💖😘😘

  28. P.... A....

    Welcome to Donkeytalk...

  29. C.... B....

    I love this song

    C.... B....

    IT'S GREAT

    C.... B....

    Carlee Brown hell yeah

  30. C.... T....

    This song is pretty sweet; the best is moving but the bass and treble in his voice is fascinating; very moving and fun song

  31. J.... E....

    that donkey is my sister and she is his balls

  32. w.... s....

    want to know the donkeys nickname jackass

    w.... s....

    that is very true & people call them Jackass

  33. e.... ....

    Wonder what waylon would think of this song?.....

  34. B.... M....

    one of the worst song's

    B.... M....

    IT'S GREAT

  35. a.... t....

    Love this song ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️

  36. N.... N....

    It's time for Donkey Talk.

  37. J.... S....

    Jerrod Niemann lol

    J.... S....

    love Jerrod Niemann as a country singer & he is very good 💙💙🎵🎵

    J.... S....

    I love Jerrod Neumann he is cute

  38. M.... P....

    I am just loving this absolutely amazing

  39. p.... p....

    I feel like im rideing my donky

  40. y.... ....

    i got to go to his concert like 4 or 3 days ago and i loved it so much omg

  41. A.... K....

    I wish everyone could see my friend dancing to this right now ...

    A.... K....

    love to see lol

  42. V.... B....

    Concert in Dubuque was lit tonight!

  43. B.... S....

    went to his concert last night and this song made me laugh, I think I might be obsessed with this song right now though. 😊

  44. S.... H....

    times i love it

  45. S.... H....

    i lisent to it a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times it graet i love it

  46. L.... K....

    I

    LOVE

    THIS

    SONG



    so much😍👍👍👍👍💞💕💗💖💝

  47. H.... L....

    yehawww yehaww

    H.... L....

    Hamidah Li lol

  48. D.... Q....

    I'm queen donkey

  49. j.... g....

    cool song
    it's still cold

  50. j.... g....

    cool song
    it's still cold

  51. j.... g....

    cool song

  52. j.... g....

    cool song

  53. j.... g....

    cool song

  54. S.... J....

    donckys are yuckkkkkkky

  55. t.... s....

    owning 2 jackass's my self i 100% get how they can be a badass as much are they are jackass's

  56. T.... D....

    Your the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. F.... I....

    I forgot about this song. Time to be addicted again.

  58. D.... H....

    I'm a girl I don't think that this is song is stupid

  59. D.... k....

    ...Why would someone use that horrible 69 Boyz song as inspiration for a worse country song?

  60. J.... ....

    Terrible. Awful. Horrendous.
    None of those words come even remotely close to describing how bad this song is.

    J.... ....

    fuck you

    J.... ....

    @Frank Lopez Good one.

  61. D.... M....

    I feel like this should be in Shrek?

    D.... M....

    +Damjan Medur DONKEY! LETS GO YOU STUBBORN ASS lol

  62. E.... R....

    Mary road a donkey into Bethlehem to have Jesus. Jesus road donkey into Jerusalem to be Cruxified.God must love Donkeys.

    E.... R....

    +Ethan Reynolds PREACH IT SISTER OR BROTHER

  63. J.... B....

    i just like it for how jokes it is

  64. K.... B....

    Bill and rich look at u is a good song jen

  65. K.... G....

    This is just amazing!! Lol :)

  66. A.... ....

    Anybody that takes this song literally something is wrong it's suppose to be a funny and weird song

    A.... ....

    +tracy earl I agree I'm not saying I hated it

  67. F.... ....

    #bestdonkeysong

  68. J.... J....

    Ride that donkey

  69. D.... ....

    am i the only one who thinks this song is about anal...?

    D.... ....

    @BeautyByDaisyJ yes ur the only one. its about a donkey. nothing to do with fucking someone in the ass...

  70. E.... S....

    Never hear of a dodge in a ditch

    E.... S....

    It's cause it's usually in the shop

    E.... S....

    Hell yeah

    E.... S....

    I like Dodge trucks & if Jerrod Niemann sing about a Dodge trucks ditch lol

    E.... S....

    That's because the Dodge has to be out of the shop for it to be in a ditch.

  71. d.... r....

    Chevy in the dich

  72. J.... S....

    How did this song make it past 5 views??? Wow

    J.... S....

    @al Right, the sillyness factor I find belongs in comedy more than music...that is just me

    J.... S....

    uuuuu stupid

  73. D.... S....

    I have three mini mules

  74. O.... N....

    Also this is the ringtone when I call mah mama

  75. A.... M....

    gonna ride that donkey

  76. E.... W....

    Some things are just for fun not everything has to be serious

  77. A.... D....

    I like it not bad at all.

  78. M.... B....

    LMAO , what is this

  79. J.... ....

    Analyze for a second all of the people and bad decisions that went into a song like this
    First of all, the three songwriters actually had to write it and think "yeah, this is a good song" and then have a demo record
    Jerrod Niemann had to hear the demo and think "yeah, this is a song worth recording"
    Jerrod Niemann actually had to go in and record it
    The song actually had to go through all of the aspects of production
    The final version was thought to be suitable to go onto the record
    Then, Niemann, his team, and his label decide "yeah, this is worth releasing as a single"

    How the FUCK did SO MANY BAD DECISIONS GET MADE to release this pile of garbage onto the world?

  80. J.... H....

    It's gonna get funky funky

  81. W.... E....

    I don't know but let's get the party started woo

  82. W.... E....

    I think it would be better with no languege

    W.... E....

    Spell check xD sorry had to say it.

  83. J.... ....

    It's an embarrassment that this song even exists.

    J.... ....

    @Brent Myslive No, it's just flat out embarrassing.

  84. R.... V....

    it needs picitures

  85. F.... S....

    Donkeys FTW! When I saw this song my eyes lit up!

  86. M.... T....

    Stop hating on him he made this for fun.

    M.... T....

    So true

    M.... T....

    @DA BOSS I know stop making fun of him

    M.... T....

    He just wanted to have fun

    M.... T....

    So it doesn't make the song anymore listenable it honestly makes it worse becasue you know it was made like this on purpose. Look at someone like Wesley Willis his music is bad but its funny because he thought his music was actually good which makes it funny. Look at the movie The Room its hilariously bad because they thought it was going to be good and it wasn't which makes it funny. This is just painful to listen to

  87. J.... H....

    Sigh... I know Jerrod has a thing for joke songs, but this doesn't make me laugh, smile. It makes me wish the writers could've scrapped this and written a better joke song.

  88. D.... B....

    wow i like country music but really? donkey?

  89. H.... D....

    For those of you who like country, please explain to me why you like this. Please do not say it has a catchy beat, that is not enough of an argument. Also, please refer from profanity and keep it an adult conversation (that does not mean use adult language). Lastly, note the grammar and proper English used in this comment.

    H.... D....

    @Horacio Daza I can't defend this song.

    H.... D....

    @Horacio Daza Because this speaks to the heritage that we were raised upon...with a sly wink and another shot waiting...we are here...outlaws by legend and hellraisers by birth...does that answer your question?

    H.... D....

    It's to catchy for me can't get this danggum song outta my head

  90. a.... ....

    DONKEAY?

  91. d.... ....

    Guys its just about having fun singing! This song meant to be stupid and funny that's the point

  92. L.... S....

    This and that Albatraoz song should be quarantined somewhere they can't get out.

  93. D.... M....

    Here from Willam.

  94. m.... b....

    I think this song is funny! I love it! We need more goofy stuff on the radio!

  95. -.... ....

    What the hell though.