Nickelback - Next Contestant Lyrics




I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work

Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping

I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt

There goes the next contestant





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Nickelback Next Contestant Comments
  1. Ana Hanshaw-Dilley

    I'm a stripper have been for a long time and my husband doesn't like it but he likes the money

  2. Mike Davenport

    Some dam job!there are better ways to make a living !poor girl

  3. Mike Davenport

    I'm making breakfast

  4. Mike Davenport

    Lol hmmm.see ?we get worse from the male species .you don't like it .we hate it absolute betrayal.

  5. Mike Davenport

    Lol I think it's funny .men you all need to take lessons for your women.lol good boy Chad!

  6. Mike Davenport

    God bless you joesoh!rip my love .someday somehow we will be we once again.

  7. Mike Davenport

    Lol this isy favorite song .lol a good man indeed.lol

  8. Mike Davenport

    Lol yup it's funny as hell

  9. Jane Doe

    Every a$$hole that tried to kill her 😂 this time they are all getting HURT😂🤣😂

  10. Mike Davenport

    Lol yup I'm enjoying it !

  11. Jeremiah Groves

    I love the song. thanks for the song

  12. Gacha Wolf

    I reallyl enjoyed this song for KAreoke Night. sorry for all the mistakes. im using a computer not a phone

  13. Chris Ricker

    This song is so awesome, I remember when my girl was getting plugged up by some random dudes and I threw two through the window and crushed the other 4 with a bike lock. You don’t touch my girl. Bastards even threw cream of wheat all over her.... won’t be doing that again after the lesson I taught them 🤣🤣🤣

  14. Guilherme Oliveira

    Plot twist: it's a lesbian who fell in love with a stripper.

  15. rochelle thundercloud

    Scarily,my brothers play this,changing girlfriend to sister. My 8 best male friends just give the 1000 yard glare

  16. Mysterio parker

    Hey is it okay when I say this song is the reason I broke my locker with a kids head

  17. Jason Lance

    Is it just me or does anyone else think of Super Mario Brothers when this song plays?


    Just me? Huh.

  18. Kayde Kai

    I never understand guys like that, like trust your partner lmao. If you're there to babysit them is it really a relationship? Ofc the dudes feeling up the girl aren't right either, but still. Lmao

  19. nicki Parsley

    Bitch bring it on you T.H.O.T YOU CHEAT ON HER ANYWAYS AND YOUR HOOKING UP WITH PAST LOVERS I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS YOU THEIF

  20. Lisa Beckmann

    Loooove this song. I'm a bart/bar owner, sooo true! That's why bartender's boyfriend's arent allowed in the bar!!!

  21. Simon J. Worrall

    1:17 "Enjoying it?" Too fuckin right I am!

  22. Amber134 Xo

    In this song, the singer describes his girlfriend as someone who every guy wants. They all line up for a chance to be with her, and he gets frustrated as he's constantly getting rid of them

    So that’s the meaning to this song

    From songfacts.com

    The reasons why Nickelback is Hated
    Nickelback is Hated cause they are just dull. Tired ideas, tired songs, their first two hits were almost identical,The Canadian group relies on tried-and-true soft rock tropes and rarely attempt to play anything innovative, sticking with what will reliably get radio play, Nickelback for being inauthentic, faking their way through uninspired, uncool post-grunge for purely commercial purposes, All their songs sound the same, It's generic. Bland. Cheesy. Overdone.

    So those are the reasons why Nickelback is Hated

    And BTW I still love NB even though their songs sound the same,their generic or boring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  23. Amber_pops133 Xoxo

    In this song, the singer describes his girlfriend as someone who every guy wants. They all line up for a chance to be with her, and he gets frustrated as he's constantly getting rid of them

    So that’s the meaning to this song

    From songfacts.com

    The reasons why Nickelback is Hated
    Nickelback is Hated cause they are just dull. Tired ideas, tired songs, their first two hits were almost identical,The Canadian group relies on tried-and-true soft rock tropes and rarely attempt to play anything innovative, sticking with what will reliably get radio play, Nickelback for being inauthentic, faking their way through uninspired, uncool post-grunge for purely commercial purposes, All their songs sound the same, It's generic. Bland. Cheesy. Overdone.

    So those are the reasons why Nickelback is Hated

    And BTW I still love NB even though their songs sound the same,their generic or boring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  24. Beverly Davis

    Damn this song is sexy not her. HIM!
    ..how many heads I'm tearing off ..😆

    I wanna man like THAT!


    Even better if he's a Sniper sexxxy 💓

  25. ReCreative

    Ill watvh you leave limping"
    If it was my girlfriend they wouldnt even limp because id break their knee caps by that time

  26. 코나ರೃᴥರೃKona

    *Damn! I love it already!*
    *Rock on!* 💞🤘
    ー.☆.

  27. Robert Ford

    Yo date a topless dancer u might be chewin through a concrete wall. Nooo be cool been there hot hot don't let nothing get ya fnk A

  28. Andy Proctor

    You know I've listened to nickleback for a number of years and it seems like the words have a completely different meaning to me now

  29. Johnny Allen

    This songs for any man who wants to try me Jason you worthless peice of crap try kissing my wife in front of me see what happens

  30. tyron reams

    Love this song

  31. Brooklynn Lackey

    I quoted this song at a school dance, I went to get punch and a dude walked up to her and I grabbed his hand and he said ‘wtf’ I said sorry is this your hand?, on my girlfriend? He said no I’m sorry I’m a girl btw

  32. Max Baker

    01:15 I just sung “ Enjoying it”😂

  33. cat girl345

    My bf sent me this

    ʀᴏsᴇʏʙʟᴜᴇs

    Your bf has great taste in music ;)

  34. TRSH Hotcornmuffin

    Guitar rip.

  35. K N E E L O N G S O C K S

    *hovers finger a centimeter away from her face*

    He...he..heh



    .................







    *Im not touching you*

  36. sushichu

    starbucks employee: *accidentally brushes hand with the girl as he hands her the coffee*
    lead singer: IS THAT YOUR HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND

  37. Lex

    This band is underrated.

  38. misti welch

    What is a guitar rip????

  39. ZeroFox75

    Nickelback: Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
    TikTok: Yes

  40. Mitchell Martin

    I feel like this guys girlfriend is either
    a) a stripper
    b) a cocktail waitress
    And maybe if he doesnt want people coming on to her, he should get a different girlfriend.
    I love this song, it has all the angst I require, but in real life, guys like this are fucking retarded, lol

  41. Edward Jordan

    is it weird that I am love this song and play it everyday almost 24/7 XD

  42. C. B

    This song never gets old! Love it!

  43. Animagnus Link

    Okay but think of this from the stand point of a girl loving another girl the same thing applies don't hurt thier girlfriend.

  44. Ann Williams

    I like this song

  45. Hunter Johnson 1111

    I love this song

  46. Dylan Teague

    Who is still listening in 2019

  47. fame_cashlordsjr dagoat676

    I even fear the ladies they cool but twice crazy just as bad coming to her

  48. C L18

    *tik-tok enters chat*

  49. Wesley Mitchell

    Writing a story based on a playlist

    P' oz explaining to God why she feels the way she does about Demon
    And tries to come to grips with her feelings...

  50. Johnnie Campbell

    must be about a stripper or a waitress at hooters.

  51. Sensei Skellig

    This beat drops harder than the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.

  52. Kitten 1718

    Tik tok

  53. Mandy Arnold

    love this song... good memories💜💜🎶🎶

  54. vrye Rocker

    The laughter I feel rumbling in the pit of my soul is immeasurable but I will contain it out of respect for the song

  55. Malala Jan

    Deadpool's girlfriend

  56. Bakushima420

    I thought it was "is that my hand or my girlfriend"

  57. Fangirl99

    Singer- “Is THAT your HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND!?”
    Me - no it’s my foot

  58. Joseph Bell

    This used to be my cousins favorite song. Turns out he’s gay now

  59. Ling-Ling

    Well yes, that *is* my hand. Why do you ask, Sir?

  60. KidsTv Jessica and Nathan

    Dat guitar rip doh

  61. Luthien Silverlance

    If I had a man like this, I'd flirt just to see him go crazy... I'd love to see the rough (probably dominant) sex that came after 😝💜

  62. Nick Barko

    Rip nickelback

  63. Mad Maddy

    “Here comes the next contestant”

    Me: DIRTY

  64. AvatarofConfusion

    Kyles unite under the monster flag while this song plays.

    Tears are shed, though none of them admit it and all accusations are meet with an insult ending with "gay shit"

  65. jake smith

    ... this song makes me self conscious as quite a few guys have come onto my girl in the past and the last one who got physical with her actually beat me, but not her (black belt 2nd degree taekwondo...) Anyway any tips on how I can beef myself up more? I have the necessary strength but im not very fast or skilled in combat (I used to hit the gym twice a week and did weightlifting throughout highschool for my pe credit, however I always kept my head down and focused mainly on my studies.) I'm asking because I would prefer to have the power to protect her and don't want to see her get hurt because I wasn't able to do my part.

    jake smith

    Also when I say self conscious I mean In a way that I realize my weaknesses and have been trying to over come them, as gym is no longer an option I use my punching bag daily for about half an hour to try and work on speed and power of my jabs as well as my kicks.

  66. daniel haha

    this is such a fucking terrible song but it's hilarious

  67. Ihatemylife

    Him: *Is that... Your hand.. On my... Girlfriend?*


    Me: bro chill, she's my sis

  68. Yeet Required field cannot be left blank

    Answer the man. Is that your hand on his girlfriend?

  69. Samaya Bell

    I thought he said "is that your hand or my girlfriend's" not "is that your hand on my girlfriend"




    Hahaha just me

    Okay 😢

  70. KidsTv Jessica and Nathan

    If somebody touched my girlfriend they will come back with a concussion

  71. Chara Dreemurr

    Song: exists
    Tik tok:


    “I’ll take that thank you”

    Itatsu Uchiha /Eyeless Jack 1996

    Tik Tok dont know shit about this

    Lucifer's 666

    Been here way before Tik tok

  72. Emma Watkins

    Sebastian x reader fanfics be like

  73. Stray Badger

    Anyone here from tik tok?

  74. Theanna Lewis

    "Enjoying it?"
    ARE YOU KIDDING? YEAH!

  75. Vani XD

    Tik Tok ruined this song somehow for me :/

  76. Ivantheamazing

    The TikTok meme has ruined this song for me 😂😂😂😂

  77. Colin Lancaster

    God, Nickelback's music just hits me just right. Me and my boyfriend cruise around the town bumpin' these hits. Later on, he shows me a good time. :) Nickelback, you have the gay's support. Thank you for this sensational piece of musical genius.

  78. Kay Cee

    I am so sick of the mindvalley guy pushing his shit he is a harasser. Good god piss off!

  79. Theresa Tuia

    Cringey tiktoks brought me here😔😔

  80. Justin Barrett

    I'll watch you leave here limping!!! This time somebody is getting hurt!

  81. Vinny

    White Knight national anthem

  82. Hailstorm K9

    I’ve always loved this song but never knew the name

  83. Yup Itz JJ

    This song- *exists*

    TikTok- Hippity Hoppety this is now my property

  84. James Calhoun

    This song is me everywhere I go with my gf if a guy looks at her

  85. Terry Thomas Jr

    Yeah still jamming this in 2019

  86. lalla jha

    who else watching this in 2019.

    Ihatemylife

    I'm watching in 2013 lol

  87. Drago Drag

    Tik tok lesbians brought me here

  88. Eric M

    Lol fucking tiktok man

  89. Nickelback 2019

    Was Chad pissed at someone or something when he wrote this song?

  90. Devin Baird

    Damn TikTok had me curious, so went against my better judgement and listened... if you like this song, your probably a giant douchebag.

    Luthien Silverlance

    I'm a giant douchbag then.
    And damn fuckin straight I'm proud of it! 😂👌🏻
    Btw I'm a chick

  91. Shantina Roby

    love this song

  92. Patrick Durst

    What I don't really understand is that he said he wished they'd do it again so he could fuck 'em up... but they all do it constantly. How is he not in jail?

  93. Phillip Zuniga

    Virgins..as far as the eye can see. 🤣