Nickelback - Next Contestant Lyrics
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
They think they'll get inside her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant
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Nickelback Next Contestant Comments
I'm a stripper have been for a long time and my husband doesn't like it but he likes the money
Some dam job!there are better ways to make a living !poor girl
I'm making breakfast
Lol hmmm.see ?we get worse from the male species .you don't like it .we hate it absolute betrayal.
Lol I think it's funny .men you all need to take lessons for your women.lol good boy Chad!
God bless you joesoh!rip my love .someday somehow we will be we once again.
Lol this isy favorite song .lol a good man indeed.lol
Lol yup it's funny as hell
Every a$$hole that tried to kill her 😂 this time they are all getting HURT😂🤣😂
Lol yup I'm enjoying it !
I love the song. thanks for the song
I reallyl enjoyed this song for KAreoke Night. sorry for all the mistakes. im using a computer not a phone
This song is so awesome, I remember when my girl was getting plugged up by some random dudes and I threw two through the window and crushed the other 4 with a bike lock. You don’t touch my girl. Bastards even threw cream of wheat all over her.... won’t be doing that again after the lesson I taught them 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: it's a lesbian who fell in love with a stripper.
Scarily,my brothers play this,changing girlfriend to sister. My 8 best male friends just give the 1000 yard glare
Hey is it okay when I say this song is the reason I broke my locker with a kids head
Is it just me or does anyone else think of Super Mario Brothers when this song plays?
Just me? Huh.
I never understand guys like that, like trust your partner lmao. If you're there to babysit them is it really a relationship? Ofc the dudes feeling up the girl aren't right either, but still. Lmao
Bitch bring it on you T.H.O.T YOU CHEAT ON HER ANYWAYS AND YOUR HOOKING UP WITH PAST LOVERS I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS YOU THEIF
Loooove this song. I'm a bart/bar owner, sooo true! That's why bartender's boyfriend's arent allowed in the bar!!!
1:17 "Enjoying it?" Too fuckin right I am!
In this song, the singer describes his girlfriend as someone who every guy wants. They all line up for a chance to be with her, and he gets frustrated as he's constantly getting rid of them
So that’s the meaning to this song
From songfacts.com
The reasons why Nickelback is Hated
Nickelback is Hated cause they are just dull. Tired ideas, tired songs, their first two hits were almost identical,The Canadian group relies on tried-and-true soft rock tropes and rarely attempt to play anything innovative, sticking with what will reliably get radio play, Nickelback for being inauthentic, faking their way through uninspired, uncool post-grunge for purely commercial purposes, All their songs sound the same, It's generic. Bland. Cheesy. Overdone.
So those are the reasons why Nickelback is Hated
And BTW I still love NB even though their songs sound the same,their generic or boring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
In this song, the singer describes his girlfriend as someone who every guy wants. They all line up for a chance to be with her, and he gets frustrated as he's constantly getting rid of them
So that’s the meaning to this song
From songfacts.com
The reasons why Nickelback is Hated
Nickelback is Hated cause they are just dull. Tired ideas, tired songs, their first two hits were almost identical,The Canadian group relies on tried-and-true soft rock tropes and rarely attempt to play anything innovative, sticking with what will reliably get radio play, Nickelback for being inauthentic, faking their way through uninspired, uncool post-grunge for purely commercial purposes, All their songs sound the same, It's generic. Bland. Cheesy. Overdone.
So those are the reasons why Nickelback is Hated
And BTW I still love NB even though their songs sound the same,their generic or boring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Damn this song is sexy not her. HIM!
..how many heads I'm tearing off ..😆
I wanna man like THAT!
Even better if he's a Sniper sexxxy 💓
Ill watvh you leave limping"
If it was my girlfriend they wouldnt even limp because id break their knee caps by that time
*Damn! I love it already!*
*Rock on!* 💞🤘
ー.☆.
Yo date a topless dancer u might be chewin through a concrete wall. Nooo be cool been there hot hot don't let nothing get ya fnk A
You know I've listened to nickleback for a number of years and it seems like the words have a completely different meaning to me now
This songs for any man who wants to try me Jason you worthless peice of crap try kissing my wife in front of me see what happens
Love this song
I quoted this song at a school dance, I went to get punch and a dude walked up to her and I grabbed his hand and he said ‘wtf’ I said sorry is this your hand?, on my girlfriend? He said no I’m sorry I’m a girl btw
01:15 I just sung “ Enjoying it”😂
My bf sent me this
Your bf has great taste in music ;)
Guitar rip.
*hovers finger a centimeter away from her face*
He...he..heh
.................
*Im not touching you*
starbucks employee: *accidentally brushes hand with the girl as he hands her the coffee*
lead singer: IS THAT YOUR HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND
This band is underrated.
What is a guitar rip????
Nickelback: Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
TikTok: Yes
I feel like this guys girlfriend is either
a) a stripper
b) a cocktail waitress
And maybe if he doesnt want people coming on to her, he should get a different girlfriend.
I love this song, it has all the angst I require, but in real life, guys like this are fucking retarded, lol
is it weird that I am love this song and play it everyday almost 24/7 XD
This song never gets old! Love it!
Okay but think of this from the stand point of a girl loving another girl the same thing applies don't hurt thier girlfriend.
I like this song
I love this song
Who is still listening in 2019
I even fear the ladies they cool but twice crazy just as bad coming to her
*tik-tok enters chat*
Writing a story based on a playlist
P' oz explaining to God why she feels the way she does about Demon
And tries to come to grips with her feelings...
must be about a stripper or a waitress at hooters.
This beat drops harder than the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.
Tik tok
love this song... good memories💜💜🎶🎶
The laughter I feel rumbling in the pit of my soul is immeasurable but I will contain it out of respect for the song
Deadpool's girlfriend
I thought it was "is that my hand or my girlfriend"
Singer- “Is THAT your HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND!?”
Me - no it’s my foot
This used to be my cousins favorite song. Turns out he’s gay now
Well yes, that *is* my hand. Why do you ask, Sir?
Dat guitar rip doh
If I had a man like this, I'd flirt just to see him go crazy... I'd love to see the rough (probably dominant) sex that came after 😝💜
Rip nickelback
“Here comes the next contestant”
Me: DIRTY
Kyles unite under the monster flag while this song plays.
Tears are shed, though none of them admit it and all accusations are meet with an insult ending with "gay shit"
... this song makes me self conscious as quite a few guys have come onto my girl in the past and the last one who got physical with her actually beat me, but not her (black belt 2nd degree taekwondo...) Anyway any tips on how I can beef myself up more? I have the necessary strength but im not very fast or skilled in combat (I used to hit the gym twice a week and did weightlifting throughout highschool for my pe credit, however I always kept my head down and focused mainly on my studies.) I'm asking because I would prefer to have the power to protect her and don't want to see her get hurt because I wasn't able to do my part.
Also when I say self conscious I mean In a way that I realize my weaknesses and have been trying to over come them, as gym is no longer an option I use my punching bag daily for about half an hour to try and work on speed and power of my jabs as well as my kicks.
this is such a fucking terrible song but it's hilarious
Him: *Is that... Your hand.. On my... Girlfriend?*
Me: bro chill, she's my sis
Answer the man. Is that your hand on his girlfriend?
I thought he said "is that your hand or my girlfriend's" not "is that your hand on my girlfriend"
Hahaha just me
Okay 😢
If somebody touched my girlfriend they will come back with a concussion
Song: exists
Tik tok:
“I’ll take that thank you”
Tik Tok dont know shit about this
Been here way before Tik tok
Sebastian x reader fanfics be like
Anyone here from tik tok?
"Enjoying it?"
ARE YOU KIDDING? YEAH!
Tik Tok ruined this song somehow for me :/
The TikTok meme has ruined this song for me 😂😂😂😂
God, Nickelback's music just hits me just right. Me and my boyfriend cruise around the town bumpin' these hits. Later on, he shows me a good time. :) Nickelback, you have the gay's support. Thank you for this sensational piece of musical genius.
I am so sick of the mindvalley guy pushing his shit he is a harasser. Good god piss off!
Cringey tiktoks brought me here😔😔
I'll watch you leave here limping!!! This time somebody is getting hurt!
White Knight national anthem
I’ve always loved this song but never knew the name
This song- *exists*
TikTok- Hippity Hoppety this is now my property
This song is me everywhere I go with my gf if a guy looks at her
Yeah still jamming this in 2019
who else watching this in 2019.
I'm watching in 2013 lol
Tik tok lesbians brought me here
Lol fucking tiktok man
Was Chad pissed at someone or something when he wrote this song?
Damn TikTok had me curious, so went against my better judgement and listened... if you like this song, your probably a giant douchebag.
I'm a giant douchbag then.
And damn fuckin straight I'm proud of it! 😂👌🏻
Btw I'm a chick
love this song
What I don't really understand is that he said he wished they'd do it again so he could fuck 'em up... but they all do it constantly. How is he not in jail?
Virgins..as far as the eye can see. 🤣