Newton Faulkner - Full Fat Lyrics
It's hard to see the light
When the fridge door is closed
Tip toe down the hall, open the door
And find out that God is a small sausage roll
And I'ma dreaming of Avril Lavigne
Oh, Devil eyes, short skirt, thighs
And I'm on my knees again
Santa Claus is green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
Yeah
Don't read directly into the sun
And the skybox is rotting your brain
They maintain your integrity for you, oh
Nothing more that you can do
Sometimes I find I don't mind though my mind is naturally mananah
Turn off the TV so I read a book about television
I butter my shoes, my comb, my hat and try to leave the house
But it's all too much 'cause the grass is too green, so I run back inside and I turn on the screen
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
Yeah
Santa Claus is green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green
He's not caffeine free
You want full fat
Fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
Yeah
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Newton Faulkner - Far To Fall
- Newton Faulkner - Can I Be Enough
- Newton Faulkner - Shadow Boxing
- Newton Faulkner - Human Love
- Newton Faulkner - Get Free
- Newton Faulkner - He Was A Professional
- Newton Faulkner - In My Head
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- Newton Faulkner - Lay Down
- Newton Faulkner - Waiting On You
- Newton Faulkner - Innocent
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Newton Faulkner Full Fat Comments
This song promotes obesity.
Awesome!
'find out god is a small sausage roll' ~ X'3 Awesome lyrics
Newton sounds a bit like Tim Minchin in this. Perhaps a team-up? Bring Ed Sheeran too and form a ginger band!
Miam Miam !!
Yes.
Little known fact, all five members of 1D are actually Newton Faulkner.
ITS FREAKING NEWTON FAULKNER!
Why am I answering this :P
Crocodile Smile belongs on the list too, I love that song
is dis one direction?xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cause it's part of the new deluxe version. it's a piss take, cause the deluxe edition comes out when i have the normal edition!
Cause it's on the new deluxe version :) i know, i want it too
love this man!!!
what the fuck? this isnt part of Hand built by robots
FoxMind deluxe version
Such a good song, such an underrated artist.
the best way to express anti-comercialism i've ever heard...
Newton- you continue to inspire me.
reminds me of white stripes drum n guitar combo.. i love it :)
important message in this song: when you feel awful and have nothing left, just remember, Avril Lavigne is pretty fit
This should have 100 million views.
Just awesome