Nelson, Willie - Ten With A Two Lyrics






Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same bar stool
And just look at the shape I'm in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Now you may laugh
But if you've got the cash
I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too.





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  1. R.... B....

    Just Once I Would Like To Go To Bed With A 2 And Wake Up With A 10

  2. j.... p....

    Randy's wife won't let him listen to this song.

  3. B.... C....

    Pure classic!! 😂😂😂😂

  4. M.... B....

    Lmao that’s fucked up. Makeup is deceiving

  5. D.... H....

    Wille aint ever going to die

  6. g.... ....

    Best un weed tune ever

  7. M.... P....

    Happens to women as well. LMBO!!!

    M.... P....

    Got to agree Mary. I'm pretty scary in the morning. LMAO

  8. l.... ....

    damn willy I at least got out there by dawn son(5 am)

  9. S.... H....

    it happens that way sometimes

  10. h.... ....

    Thank God we went to her house, sheeeew! I stole $15 dollars and crawled out a back window Gods honest truth!!!

  11. M.... R....

    been there done that

  12. M.... R....

    been there done that

  13. M.... R....

    Been there done that

  14. M.... R....

    Been there done that

  15. R.... B....

    Classic Willie Nelson

  16. R.... G....

    STORY OF MY LIFE LMAO

  17. M.... K....

    Classic

  18. D.... M....

    good times

  19. L.... R....

    good shit