Nellie McKay - Mother Of Pearl Lyrics






Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break
Woo-hoo
(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message





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  1. l.... ....

    She's like the Beastie Boys first album, making a good enough song for you to not understand how she's laughing at you for enjoying it so much.

  2. V.... F....

    10/1/17 date of Las Vegas Massacre
    10/6/17 date of work-lunch with my 4 supervisors where each one bragged about how many guns they own

    V.... F....

    What a sad commentary of life in the USA.

  3. C.... C....

    I love her!!!!!!!

  4. D.... 0....

    Uhhhhh I don't thing I should use is for my school project......

  5. l.... ....

    I am not a feminist but I can appreciate true brilliance and charm and talent. Also, Nellie was on the few vocal liberals/independent free thinkers who wasn't afraid to criticize Obama and Hillary when necessary.

    l.... ....

    How can you not be a feminist? How can you not be for equality?

  6. l.... ....

    She should tour with Milo

  7. E.... ....

    I'm glad there aren't 400 more stupid, clueless comments from people who don't understand the sarcasm of the song.

    E.... ....

    today this is truth not sarcasm

    E.... ....

    lucaboden guys who like the feminine gender do a lot better with them. You never have to discuss power with a man who likes women. Everything just falls into a comfortable place. It's men who feel insecure that bring power struggles into relationships. Give respect and you get respect.

    E.... ....

    There is a difference between feminine gender vs feminist and most guys do not care if are or not a feminist. They just care what u look like naked.

  8. h.... p....

    girl version of tiny tim

    h.... p....

    Uh, no. She can sing well. Tiny Tim had a wretched voice with an exaggerated vibrato.

  9. h.... p....

    if she's trying to tell feminist to chill about child molestation well I can't cuz the thought of it disturbing this chick is cancer

    h.... p....

    I'm pretty sure she's making fun of the people who make fun of feminists.

    h.... p....

    she is making fun of people who minimize Femenist issues.

    h.... p....

    But she ends up actually telling the truth about feminists

    h.... p....

    lucaboden if you believe what shes saying is true, you're one of the people shes making fun of

  10. y.... ....

    Hi everyone. Does anyone know what kind of ukulele Nellie's playing?

  11. R.... K....

    Amazing!

  12. J.... O....

    I love Nellie McKay, I really, really do.  Even if she spouts crap like this from time to time.

    J.... O....

    No, just crap.  Feminists don't have a sense of humor.  They're the Nation of Islam minus the bow ties.

    J.... O....

    Sequester Zone?  Well, I suppose they do at the kindergarten level.

  13. S.... ....

    What a joke and she play's everyone!

  14. G.... Z....

    This is the most charming example I can find of one strawman being used to attack another strawperson.

  15. K.... M....

    femikaze dot com

  16. K.... C....

    I love you, Nellie McKay.

  17. R.... ....

    ted = technology, entertainment, and design. even though ted is already amazing its not bad to some satire comedy :)

  18. g.... ....

    why was this shit on ted?

  19. T.... o....

    no homo, but it's kinda hot when the broad speaks in a man voice.

    T.... o....

    In denial, probably a 'homo' mate.

    T.... o....

    No need for a disclaimer and reassurance that you're not gay. No one's really that interested in who you fuck or not.