Ne-Yo - Story Time Lyrics




Aiight boys and girls, gather 'round. Story time. Check this out

I said, "I wish you'd just give it a try
You've never done it, how you know what you don't like?"
She said, "Am I not enough for you, is that why?"
I said, "No, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"
She said, "Well I don't"
I said, "Well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"
She said, "That don't matter cause I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"

What? Come on. Man you trippin'

I said, "You actin' funny and I don't even know why
Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"
She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside (Oh word)
But just cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"
I said, "Yes it does"
She said, "nigga you just wish I was"
I said, "Why you frontin'?
Just embrace who you really are
And you just might enjoy, a threesome"

You never know. Got to open up your mind. You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Nah but for real though, you never thought about it? Never? Aiight

She said, "What if I said I want to bring in another guy?" What!?
I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"
She said, "Oh, okay so another girl is fine
But when I mention another dude you're lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"
I said, "Don't tempt me"
She said, "You know that ain't fair"
I said, "I'm just playin'
But for real don't no dudes allowed
Only you, me and she in this threesome"
She said, "Hold up, when did I agree to this threesome"
I said, "Just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"
She said, "Well I did think about my girl Stephanie before in a threesome"
I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"

She said, "Wait a minute. You got Stephanie's number? Nigga when'd you get Stephanie's number?"
I said, "Uhhh...."
The end





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Ne-Yo Story Time Comments
  1. Gustavo Giblani

    This man wrote "Irreplaceable" for Beyoncè

  2. Eustáquio Neto

    Lyrics



    Alright boys and girls, gather 'round. Story time. Check this out
    I said, "i wish you'd just give it a try
    You've never done it, how you know what you don't like?"
    She said, "am I not enough for you, is that why?"
    I said, "no, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"
    She said, "well I don't"
    I said, "well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"
    She said, "that don't matter 'cause I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"
    What? Come on. Man you trippin'
    I said, "you actin' funny and I don't even know why
    'Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"
    She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside (oh word)
    But just 'cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"
    I said, "yes it does, yup"
    She said, "nigga you just wish I was"
    I said, "why you frontin'?
    Just embrace who you really are
    And you just might enjoy, a threesome"
    You never know. Got to open up your mind
    You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
    Nah but for real though, you never thought about it? Never? Aiight
    She said, "what if I said I want to bring in another guy?" what!?
    I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"
    She said, "oh, okay so another girl is fine
    But when I mention another dude you're lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"
    I said, "don't tempt me"
    She said, "you know that ain't fair"
    I said, "I'm just playin'
    But for real don't no dudes allowed
    Only you, me and she in this threesome"
    She said, "hold up, when did I agree to this threesome"
    I said, "just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"
    She said, "well I did think about my girl stephanie before in a threesome"
    I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"
    She said "wait a minute, you got stephanie's number
    When did you get Stephanie's number?
    I said "ahhh", hahaha
    The end, yeah

  3. Lateshia Childs

    I really love Neyo I have this CD amazing album this song was funny. I have been in threesomes before i would do one with Neyo.

  4. Kelly Rae

    He funny on this one.

  5. Briana Collier

    He forever telling stories with his music 🔥✨💕

  6. Briana Collier

    This is crazy 💕 I love it tho ..

  7. Your Drug

    🌟✨👊

  8. Your Drug

    #KiwaunDontPlayWithMe

  9. Victor Rojas

    the songs starts with him saying Boys and girls gather around
    imagine him going to a School and singing this song hehehhe

  10. Kameron Medina

    *SLOW CLAP*

  11. M L

    This is true though! It's just real talk.

  12. Monica Roberts

    Permission to enter a booth system...☠️

  13. Gaming & Vlogs By Grandmaster Smash

    She said what if I wanted to bring in another guy.......WHAT?!? Probably my favorite verse

  14. Joe Rubia

    this is epic ..

  15. lucille rue

    Well my name is Stephanie and I was invited to be in his video at the W. To bad I dropped my phone in the toilet and didnt get the email until I left. I was wondering how he got my email.

  16. Bianca Brown

    this is trash

  17. Abdul Jndli

    Wtf is this 😂😂?

  18. Erica Hill

    WTF?! Now let a chick come at him with a guy on guy threesome or him doing a guy and life is over for her. Why we gotta gay it up for a FB? NggaPlz

  19. Miku Sato

    Aiight boys and girls, gather 'round. Story time. Check this out

    I said, "I wish you'd just give it a try
    You've never done it, how you know what you don't like?"
    She said, "Am I not enough for you, is that why?"
    I said, "No, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"
    She said, "Well I don't"
    I said, "Well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"
    She said, "That don't matter cause I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"

    What? Come on. Man you trippin'

    I said, "You actin' funny and I don't even know why
    Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"
    She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside (Oh word)
    But just cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"
    I said, "Yes it does"
    She said, "nigga you just wish I was"
    I said, "Why you frontin'?
    Just embrace who you really are
    And you just might enjoy, a threesome"

    You never know. Got to open up your mind. You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
    Nah but for real though, you never thought about it? Never? Aiight

    She said, "What if I said I want to bring in another guy?" What!?
    I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"
    She said, "Oh, okay so another girl is fine
    But when I mention another dude you're lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"
    I said, "Don't tempt me"
    She said, "You know that ain't fair"
    I said, "I'm just playin'
    But for real don't no dudes allowed
    Only you, me and she in this threesome"
    She said, "Hold up, when did I agree to this threesome"
    I said, "Just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"
    She said, "Well I did think about my girl Stephanie before in a threesome"
    I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"

    She said, "Wait a minute. You got Stephanie's number? Nigga when'd you get Stephanie's number?"
    I said, "Uhhh...."
    The end

  20. Kent Howard

    I love this song so muchh lmaooo its funny too

  21. Hey Beautiful people

    when did you get Stephenie number? uh oh somebody cheating 😂

  22. digthewarmth

    I hate double standards with threesomes.

    Rogue Sniper Gaming

    digthewarmth 2 girls 1 boy- threesome 2 boys 1 girl- train

  23. paul supreme

    What reggae song did he sample

    Penda Joel

    The sample is South African. Prolly the Soweto Gospel Choir

  24. prince kaka

    she fuck ne yo G7like

  25. The Najui

    if i can like this song more than one , i will hit like more than one for this songs

  26. Nocivo

    i like different songs

  27. Knobody Nose

    I didn't even make it to a whole minute after he said "threesome". that caught me wayyyyyy off guard.

    Knobody Nose

    I still love it tho

    Candies Williams

    😂😂😂😂😂

  28. Jean Wandimi

    ....She said hoooooooold up! ...

    My best part in the song.

  29. Styve Millions

    this song is different ,,, its deep,.,,,ugh how is this under the radar

    The Maverick

    +Hand Banana yeah *balls deep

    Candies Williams

    maybe,its to funny for serious ppl lol I will always,love this,song

  30. Wellu Madusa

    Make sure the story continues Neyo........

  31. Aaron Gordon

    man this song makes a double standard come to life

  32. tammy chatelain

    I laughed so hard when I first heard this

    Candies Williams

    yes lord I thought I was at a comedy show

  33. DJ Tim space King

    I love this song so much because the story into it

  34. Karonda Johnson

    lol this nicca here lol

  35. La'Shay Rushh

    song funny AF😂😂😂😂

  36. méguy firoly

    ce morceau me fait voyager mon esprit est vide bravo pour le talent que dieu tout puissant vous a donner

  37. Sammygoodas Randoms

    I love the song but I love the instrumental more why cant I find it by it self ,those instruments are awesome

  38. S Gigi

    stupid threesome it ruins the beat 😕

  39. Olive

    I am cracking up so much from this song because I have a friend that says that SAME shit to me.

  40. Dhan Tamber

    This and religious are probably some of my favourites on his new album! I laugh every time I hear this song! It's a joke, and remember people sent their stories in for some of the songs on this album, so this could've been one too :p haha!

    Candies Williams

    right this song was,hilllarious, but it had a,childs kinda,feel neyo had me,rolling ima,always,laugh at,this, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 even though at the,end,he got caught up to genius 😂😂😂😂

  41. I Do not have A Name

    " You done lost yo D*** mind"

  42. Clyde Faltz

    That's great song but that's how a lot of guys would like to do that

  43. Emilio Tirado

    love this song

  44. youutoober1

    Can I say worst song by him.....

  45. rANDOMdUDe

    reminds me of trapped in the closet a lil wit the singing conversation lol fresh tempo n song in general

  46. Dinah Ware

    why does my name have to be in this ridiculousness lol

    Emilio Tirado

    lmfaooo

  47. Isandra Rodrigues

    love this song

  48. sam yohannes

    NE-YO lmfao .....

  49. Keimonte williams

    I love all the songs Ne-yo

  50. James Sanders

    Awesome song!

  51. Ismet Erdek

    The album and the song are great! haha

  52. Patrik Adolfsson

    I think he just wanted to get his humor out there...

  53. Mia Adams

    What Neyo is getting at is pretty obvious by the first few words he says lol it's not really surprising if you listen to the lyrics

  54. Everett Rubio

    Double Standard! it's okay for him to keep pressing for a threesome with another chick but when asked for another dude he responds with "whaaaaat??" Lol?

  55. Gentleman Gaming

    This is the funniest song ever😂😂😂

  56. MissEbone305

    What was he thinking? Lol

    Kyana Simmons

    +Ebone “Lavender Love” Norman listen to the album in full it shows a story. listen to the track entitled why (which is after this one)

    MissEbone305

    @Kyana Simmons I've listened to it all. it's an awesome album. I love all his tracks.

  57. Elijah Rodriguez

    Can anyone give me his best songs?

    Fleezy81

    His first and third album

  58. cocoapyol

    This is an amazing piece haha love it

  59. kay grande

    "Alright kids gather around, story time..."
    Aiight, papa Ne-Yo. 
    ".. I don't think I'm cool with a three-some"
    whAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

    Candies Williams

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Gina Shallyna

    haahahaaha LOL Ahmad dani used to proud with threesome and I said youre so weird hahahaa LOL

    Dustyn Jordan

    Papa Ne-yo lol that does have a nice ring to it

  60. liraz sopher

    I cringed...tbh 😕 a threesome? wth?

  61. Youtuber xox

    Hahaha glad that
    Ne-Yo is backk with crazy Album; I mean I love every song of it. #BigUp♡♡♡

  62. Slihaa Mi

    This song is so stupid!

  63. Jaie Elizabeth

    I laughed... But I don't like the song

  64. Flynn Bastin

    Tunnneeeeeee

  65. Teria Whitted

    Luv the song. He is musically talented. Dang a guitar and that's it's hot. But yeah I'm with her though. Just because a girl is sexy doesn't mean we all is bi.. dam I luv me some Mr. Strong. I can pass on leave her alone... that's grown folks talk for all the mature adults. Lol.

  66. Denese Wilson

    its reality

  67. Laquirah Clark

    This song is ment to be funny why people taking it so serious geez loosen up some

  68. Otayydae ‘

    Calm down everyone it was supposed to be funny lol.

  69. Komal Bayati

    One of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. Holy fuck. That's 2 minutes I'll never get back

  70. kavMANko

    Its a fucking song..... Tf is wrong with you bitches.... Tbh the beat is perfect for a love song and yes the lyrics are shitty but ayye, its pretty funny... Lol

  71. Ally Blom

    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!! O:-) ♥

  72. Jay Cartere

    looool, this song is hilarious

  73. SanJuana Vazquez

    Every time my friends hear this song it turns them on and then they all crave for a threesum 😂😂

  74. Twysthor

    Loosen up! you can tell this was a comedy track! He was just being funny

  75. Wyatt Brown

    People need to calm down, this isn't objectifying women at all its human nature..

  76. Marcel Makkink

    Good lord, the tone, the beat, I was so convinced this was 'old Ne-Yo' in the beginning. Too bad, good laugh though.

  77. Shavonne Williams

    interesting song. never expect this from him but which guy doesn't dream of it. but it was funny as hell

  78. XmasTyme

    I love this song. I don't know why some people are acting like it's the worst thing in the world for Ne-Yo to write a song on this particular topic (as if people don't have this discussion whether initiated by the man or woman in relationships) It's probably one of the topics from one of his fans. Ne-Yo did have his fans submit topics for his Non-Fiction cd. Him making this song is no different than a movie or tv show being made with a menage et trois in it. Would you get highly offended by that movie and shame the writers, actors, directors, etc? Why not just enjoy the song for what it is...a song. Or simply skip this track and keep it moving. The are just some overly sensitive people in this world I tell you...smh!

  79. Jikkie H

    this song make me happy but also a little angry..

  80. Malaysia Morrison

    People are taking this song waaaaay too seriously lol.

  81. T. Sean Productions

    Funny as hell lol

  82. Akarsh Vijay

    @Neil Kurien  xD

  83. weare1

    "Ni**@ WHAT??? when did you get Stephanies number?" Lmaooo

  84. Vex T

    This song was funny haha! 

    P.S. Ladies, heterosexual male human really only like his penis in a threesome with two female humans... and I'm writing this comment for my self only LOL.

    Santiago De La Cruz

    Agreed!

  85. Jakeflash16

    Whhaaaat c'mooon?

  86. Aaron Lynch

    The worst song I've heard by Ne-Yo. Disgusting how he objectifies women with disrespect and everyone finds this funny? smh ya'll play too much.

    Just That Jamaican

    +Aaron Lynch Honestly he's just joking. Its simply that you don't believe in this mindset. Nothing wrong with that. But he's just enjoying himself and plus for single or people that are not married are more likely to like the song because they think its fun cause a lot of them may have thought about it. Just simply say you don't like it. You don't have to be like " this is horrible he's changed" your not going to like everything that's just life. But personally I find its funny. Artists arnt perfect and its not like everything somone does youll like.

    Sionny Curry

    Preach😇👏👐

    eyeimprovise

    Aaron you're losing your man card and it's not up for discussion

  87. Leen Una

    yes Ne-yo! yessss.. this song is just....

  88. Shane Fogler

    I had sex while playing this song

  89. lemar stokes

    This song is funny I don't think it was meant to be a meaningful song we know neyo can do a whole lot better this was a laid back song

  90. looky khan

    If the lyrics had a deep meaning to it, then it would've been a huge hit, but it's vulgar, and a real waste of a good stargate produced beat

    Kyana Simmons

    +looky khan listen to the album in full it shows a story. listen to the track entitled why (which is after this one) there is meaning beyond the album. this is just part of the story

  91. Kobe Bonhomme

    i've just come She Knows and i look at the views from there compared to here. from 10 million to 87 thousand o-O

  92. Darnai Smith

    This song is disrespectful but hilarious😂

  93. thecharlessmith (instagram)

    THESE LYRICS ARE THE BEST

  94. DJ Wilder

    damn this song is super awesome