Ne-Yo - Story Time Lyrics

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Lyrics



Alright boys and girls, gather 'round. Story time. Check this out
I said, "i wish you'd just give it a try
You've never done it, how you know what you don't like?"
She said, "am I not enough for you, is that why?"
I said, "no, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"
She said, "well I don't"
I said, "well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"
She said, "that don't matter 'cause I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"
What? Come on. Man you trippin'
I said, "you actin' funny and I don't even know why
'Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"
She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside (oh word)
But just 'cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"
I said, "yes it does, yup"
She said, "nigga you just wish I was"
I said, "why you frontin'?
Just embrace who you really are
And you just might enjoy, a threesome"
You never know. Got to open up your mind
You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Nah but for real though, you never thought about it? Never? Aiight
She said, "what if I said I want to bring in another guy?" what!?
I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"
She said, "oh, okay so another girl is fine
But when I mention another dude you're lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"
I said, "don't tempt me"
She said, "you know that ain't fair"
I said, "I'm just playin'
But for real don't no dudes allowed
Only you, me and she in this threesome"
She said, "hold up, when did I agree to this threesome"
I said, "just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"
She said, "well I did think about my girl stephanie before in a threesome"
I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"
She said "wait a minute, you got stephanie's number
When did you get Stephanie's number?
I said "ahhh", hahaha
The end, yeah

I really love Neyo I have this CD amazing album this song was funny. I have been in threesomes before i would do one with Neyo.

He funny on this one.

He forever telling stories with his music 🔥✨💕

This is crazy 💕 I love it tho ..

🌟✨👊

#KiwaunDontPlayWithMe

the songs starts with him saying Boys and girls gather around
imagine him going to a School and singing this song hehehhe

*SLOW CLAP*

This is true though! It's just real talk.

Permission to enter a booth system...☠️

She said what if I wanted to bring in another guy.......WHAT?!? Probably my favorite verse

this is epic ..

Well my name is Stephanie and I was invited to be in his video at the W. To bad I dropped my phone in the toilet and didnt get the email until I left. I was wondering how he got my email.

this is trash

Wtf is this 😂😂?

WTF?! Now let a chick come at him with a guy on guy threesome or him doing a guy and life is over for her. Why we gotta gay it up for a FB? NggaPlz

Aiight boys and girls, gather 'round. Story time. Check this out

I said, "I wish you'd just give it a try
You've never done it, how you know what you don't like?"
She said, "Am I not enough for you, is that why?"
I said, "No, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"
She said, "Well I don't"
I said, "Well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"
She said, "That don't matter cause I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"

What? Come on. Man you trippin'

I said, "You actin' funny and I don't even know why
Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"
She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside (Oh word)
But just cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"
I said, "Yes it does"
She said, "nigga you just wish I was"
I said, "Why you frontin'?
Just embrace who you really are
And you just might enjoy, a threesome"

You never know. Got to open up your mind. You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Nah but for real though, you never thought about it? Never? Aiight

She said, "What if I said I want to bring in another guy?" What!?
I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"
She said, "Oh, okay so another girl is fine
But when I mention another dude you're lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"
I said, "Don't tempt me"
She said, "You know that ain't fair"
I said, "I'm just playin'
But for real don't no dudes allowed
Only you, me and she in this threesome"
She said, "Hold up, when did I agree to this threesome"
I said, "Just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"
She said, "Well I did think about my girl Stephanie before in a threesome"
I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"

She said, "Wait a minute. You got Stephanie's number? Nigga when'd you get Stephanie's number?"
I said, "Uhhh...."
The end

I love this song so muchh lmaooo its funny too

when did you get Stephenie number? uh oh somebody cheating 😂

I hate double standards with threesomes.

digthewarmth 2 girls 1 boy- threesome 2 boys 1 girl- train

What reggae song did he sample

The sample is South African. Prolly the Soweto Gospel Choir

she fuck ne yo G7like

if i can like this song more than one , i will hit like more than one for this songs

i like different songs

I didn't even make it to a whole minute after he said "threesome". that caught me wayyyyyy off guard.

I still love it tho

😂😂😂😂😂

....She said hoooooooold up! ...

My best part in the song.

this song is different ,,, its deep,.,,,ugh how is this under the radar

+Hand Banana yeah *balls deep

maybe,its to funny for serious ppl lol I will always,love this,song

Make sure the story continues Neyo........

man this song makes a double standard come to life

I laughed so hard when I first heard this

yes lord I thought I was at a comedy show

I love this song so much because the story into it

lol this nicca here lol

song funny AF😂😂😂😂

ce morceau me fait voyager mon esprit est vide bravo pour le talent que dieu tout puissant vous a donner

I love the song but I love the instrumental more why cant I find it by it self ,those instruments are awesome

stupid threesome it ruins the beat 😕

I am cracking up so much from this song because I have a friend that says that SAME shit to me.

This and religious are probably some of my favourites on his new album! I laugh every time I hear this song! It's a joke, and remember people sent their stories in for some of the songs on this album, so this could've been one too :p haha!

right this song was,hilllarious, but it had a,childs kinda,feel neyo had me,rolling ima,always,laugh at,this, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 even though at the,end,he got caught up to genius 😂😂😂😂

" You done lost yo D*** mind"

That's great song but that's how a lot of guys would like to do that

love this song

Can I say worst song by him.....

reminds me of trapped in the closet a lil wit the singing conversation lol fresh tempo n song in general

why does my name have to be in this ridiculousness lol

lmfaooo

love this song

NE-YO lmfao .....

I love all the songs Ne-yo

Awesome song!

The album and the song are great! haha

I think he just wanted to get his humor out there...

What Neyo is getting at is pretty obvious by the first few words he says lol it's not really surprising if you listen to the lyrics

Double Standard! it's okay for him to keep pressing for a threesome with another chick but when asked for another dude he responds with "whaaaaat??" Lol?

This is the funniest song ever😂😂😂

What was he thinking? Lol

+Ebone “Lavender Love” Norman listen to the album in full it shows a story. listen to the track entitled why (which is after this one)

@Kyana Simmons I've listened to it all. it's an awesome album. I love all his tracks.

Can anyone give me his best songs?

His first and third album

This is an amazing piece haha love it

"Alright kids gather around, story time..."
Aiight, papa Ne-Yo. 
".. I don't think I'm cool with a three-some"
whAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

haahahaaha LOL Ahmad dani used to proud with threesome and I said youre so weird hahahaa LOL

Papa Ne-yo lol that does have a nice ring to it

I cringed...tbh 😕 a threesome? wth?

Hahaha glad that
Ne-Yo is backk with crazy Album; I mean I love every song of it. #BigUp♡♡♡

This song is so stupid!

I laughed... But I don't like the song

Tunnneeeeeee

Luv the song. He is musically talented. Dang a guitar and that's it's hot. But yeah I'm with her though. Just because a girl is sexy doesn't mean we all is bi.. dam I luv me some Mr. Strong. I can pass on leave her alone... that's grown folks talk for all the mature adults. Lol.

its reality

This song is ment to be funny why people taking it so serious geez loosen up some

Calm down everyone it was supposed to be funny lol.

One of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. Holy fuck. That's 2 minutes I'll never get back

Its a fucking song..... Tf is wrong with you bitches.... Tbh the beat is perfect for a love song and yes the lyrics are shitty but ayye, its pretty funny... Lol

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!! O:-) ♥

looool, this song is hilarious

Every time my friends hear this song it turns them on and then they all crave for a threesum 😂😂

Loosen up! you can tell this was a comedy track! He was just being funny

People need to calm down, this isn't objectifying women at all its human nature..

Good lord, the tone, the beat, I was so convinced this was 'old Ne-Yo' in the beginning. Too bad, good laugh though.

interesting song. never expect this from him but which guy doesn't dream of it. but it was funny as hell

I love this song. I don't know why some people are acting like it's the worst thing in the world for Ne-Yo to write a song on this particular topic (as if people don't have this discussion whether initiated by the man or woman in relationships) It's probably one of the topics from one of his fans. Ne-Yo did have his fans submit topics for his Non-Fiction cd. Him making this song is no different than a movie or tv show being made with a menage et trois in it. Would you get highly offended by that movie and shame the writers, actors, directors, etc? Why not just enjoy the song for what it is...a song. Or simply skip this track and keep it moving. The are just some overly sensitive people in this world I tell you...smh!

this song make me happy but also a little angry..

People are taking this song waaaaay too seriously lol.

Funny as hell lol

@Neil Kurien  xD

"Ni**@ WHAT??? when did you get Stephanies number?" Lmaooo

This song was funny haha! 

P.S. Ladies, heterosexual male human really only like his penis in a threesome with two female humans... and I'm writing this comment for my self only LOL.

Agreed!

Whhaaaat c'mooon?

The worst song I've heard by Ne-Yo. Disgusting how he objectifies women with disrespect and everyone finds this funny? smh ya'll play too much.

+Aaron Lynch Honestly he's just joking. Its simply that you don't believe in this mindset. Nothing wrong with that. But he's just enjoying himself and plus for single or people that are not married are more likely to like the song because they think its fun cause a lot of them may have thought about it. Just simply say you don't like it. You don't have to be like " this is horrible he's changed" your not going to like everything that's just life. But personally I find its funny. Artists arnt perfect and its not like everything somone does youll like.

Preach😇👏👐

Aaron you're losing your man card and it's not up for discussion

yes Ne-yo! yessss.. this song is just....

I had sex while playing this song

This song is funny I don't think it was meant to be a meaningful song we know neyo can do a whole lot better this was a laid back song

If the lyrics had a deep meaning to it, then it would've been a huge hit, but it's vulgar, and a real waste of a good stargate produced beat

+looky khan listen to the album in full it shows a story. listen to the track entitled why (which is after this one) there is meaning beyond the album. this is just part of the story

i've just come She Knows and i look at the views from there compared to here. from 10 million to 87 thousand o-O

This song is disrespectful but hilarious😂

THESE LYRICS ARE THE BEST

damn this song is super awesome