Nathanson, Matt - Laid Lyrics






This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I've become a bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Caught your hand inside a till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought a kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Dye my eyes and call me pretty (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Moved out of the house so you moved next door
I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy when are you coming home

Laid Laid (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)





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  1. T.... G....

    Suck me, beautiful!

  2. W.... J....

    Thank you American pie

  3. D.... L....

    Pausa merda

  4. t.... ....

    Well..taste like “Twiggs and Berries”.....🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😂😂

  5. J.... R....

    “I’ve boned..from sunrise right through brunch ..more then one occasion” Jim’s Dad

  6. J.... J....

    Nostalgia ❤️

  7. T.... J....

    I wanna see American Pie present The Stifler's

  8. S.... ....

    Just awesome

  9. f.... g....

    like warm apple pie

  10. K.... H....

    found out about 5 minutes ago that it was this version not james in american pie , mind blown

  11. �.... �....

    There is actually - Fought with kitchen knives and screwers, not Bought the kitchen.....

  12. C.... M....

    " Hey ya fuck face" gotta love stifler

  13. B.... S....

    Fuckface! Hahaha just like old times

  14. J.... B....

    Fuckers... Well polish my nuts and serve me milkshake

  15. d.... e....

    Lol I'm here cause my crush is listening to this

  16. C.... G....

    comes* not cums.

  17. a.... g....

    Brings back so much nostalgia

  18. L.... G....

    My friend and i just now:

    "-EeeEEeeeeeEEeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" 😂😂

  19. S.... P....

    MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF.....xD !!!!

  20. C.... P....

    Ahh Nadia!!♥♥;-)

  21. D.... ....

    I heard this song from the first American Pie movie after it was released

  22. A.... g....

    Ho Ho Ho
    deck the halls great Falls
    Wipe my ass
    Lick my balls
    It's stiflers time baby

  23. P.... M....

    They have to make a new American Pie 😥 I miss them so much

  24. J.... R....

    :motherfvker
    ;grandmotherfvker

  25. G.... C....

    I like e the way the choreography in this movie. The last scene of American Wedding where Finch and Jeanine (Stifler's mom) are in the hot tub, and she asks if he is finished, and he says no ma'am, I'm just getting started. Right then, you can hear the drums building toward the opening verse. "This bed is on fire.... " It was a well done show!

  26. J.... N....

    He screwed up the lyrics it's LINE my eyes and call me pretty and the part where He says bought kitchen knives and skewers NO it's FOUGHT with kitchen knives and skewers I think it's kinda funny because I also thought He said dye my eyes call me pretty but no it's Line (ie eye liner) my eyes and call me pretty 😉I remember the first time I was 15 when I saw this video and song back in '93 the UNcensored version lol the only radio station that would play this song was WBCN

  27. J.... B....

    I love the part in American wedding when Stiffler has a dance off at the Gay club! 😂

  28. S.... P....

    Who else likes American pie?!

    S.... P....

    Everyone

  29. C.... n....

    American pie La boda stiflerrr.master.

  30. D.... ....

    Jim, this is perfectly natural, you're mother and I...

  31. S.... P....

    Admit it , American pie was the best comedy movie ever

    S.... P....

    Sam Parker is the best

    S.... P....

    Yes. It absolutly is.

  32. I.... l....

    Great song! I love it! Well done mate 🎊 ur an amazing singer pal


    Read more

  33. E.... C....

    Best 4 movies of I've ever seen.
    1. American Pie
    2. American Pie 2
    3. American Pie 3- The Wedding
    4. American Pie 4- The Reunion
    Best so far. Wish there will be part 5

    E.... C....

    Mouleesh Mouleesh india is still like 1000 years behind this develped countries. To repair india is one of the most tough job , i can only say that at this point we can just sit and watch the world burn

    E.... C....

    the reunion sux

    E.... C....

    @Sam Parker yeah but we all know they're nothing like the originals, like stifler, jim, finch,oz and kevin. No wonder they went straight to DVD.

    E.... C....

    don't forget with band camp dude,this also best of American pie

    E.... C....

    Naked mile bro

  34. O.... K....

    Dildooo dilldoooo dildooo 😁😁😂😂muuahhahha

  35. r.... o....

    En toda american pie es el himno de la saga

  36. a.... v....

    Forever

  37. T.... ....

    I feel ashamed that for many MANY years I use to sing.. His Face is on fire from the candles above!

    T.... ....

    Metal as fuck!

  38. N.... V....

    Am I one here who knew of this song before it played in the American Pie movies?

  39. f.... ....

    American Pie 3 and 4.🙏 Best films and best song. Love, love and love 😍.Best, moment of my lyfe.🖕

  40. t.... w....

    I love these movies

  41. P.... B....

    STIFMEISTER TAKE ME!!!

  42. A.... T....

    milf milf milf MILF MILF MILF...

    A.... T....

    MILF MILF MILF

    A.... T....

    Been there done that but my milf was 42 when I was 18 and wasnt just a fling either

  43. d.... t....

    I think they should have used it for the trailer of Poldark series 4.

  44. R.... M....

    Yes everyone loves final fantasy and American pie

  45. V.... ....

    Cya American pie😣😍

  46. S.... ....

    "Hey Finch what's the capital of Thailand? BANGCOCK!"

    S.... ....

    Samukui 😂😂😂😉

    S.... ....

    xD i love that part xD COCKPUNCH

  47. Z.... ....

    I miss the past v_v

  48. S.... F....

    missing Finchy now

  49. R.... C....

    Damn... cut a hole in the wall? Must be talented in bed I guess...

  50. R.... B....

    Who wants a piece of the Stifmeister?

    R.... B....

    Everybody wants a piece of the Stifmeister.

  51. G.... B....

    What a crap emotionless cover of a classic!!! Shocking.

    G.... B....

    G B what gives you the impression this is 'emotionless'....it's a solid cover.

  52. P.... ....

    Heh fun song😆

  53. D.... C....

    To successfully utilize that sword, one would have to swing it like a baseball batter bunting.

  54. S.... ....

    The Reunion has been out 5 years already WTF

    S.... ....

    Make that 6 pretty much...

    S.... ....

    ScoobZ94 I think we need Reunion p.2

    S.... ....

    @Craft make it almost 7 😥

    S.... ....

    @iTz xM1k3 they should make another movie for the 20th anniversary

    S.... ....

    make it 6

  55. 1.... G....

    👌✌👍

  56. H.... A....

    I can so relate 🙃

  57. H.... ....

    Wtf has crisis core got to do with this?

  58. k.... ....

    American pie \o/

  59. A.... p....

    This one time at Band Camp....

    A.... p....

    i raped people with a flute

    A.... p....

    i stuck a flute in my pussy xD

    A.... p....

    Omg HAHAHA

    A.... p....

    @Giada Leone american pie?

    A.... p....

    Best comment

  60. D.... C....

    That snare sounds so bad

  61. C.... R....

    Great real American music!!!

    C.... R....

    Charlie Russell Wheaton English

    C.... R....

    This is a cover from the English band James.

  62. F.... R....

    final fantasy crisis core is random.. lol

    F.... R....

    lol ikr. That game is the shit.

    F.... R....

    like wtf, I love that game, but it had nothing to do with this song xD

    F.... R....

    Lmfao for real

  63. F.... E....

    Lyrics are sung wrong in the cover :/

  64. S.... L....

    love this song laid

  65. L.... D....

    Anyone sure this is the original? If not, can you point me in the right direction?

    L.... D....

    +Lisa Doherty Looks up James - Laid

  66. S.... I....

    make me remember Jim fucking the apple pie lol

  67. E.... O....

    Are you thinking of "Twist And Shout"?

    E.... O....

    How come?

  68. D.... S....

    is this song in it's a boy girl thing trailer?

    D.... S....

    American pie reunion

    D.... S....

    +Darshan Shethia American Pie Series

  69. l.... b....

    oh this song *_*, this is a best song in american pie. ahhh, best remember forever and ever XD 

    l.... b....

    This and "Aeroplane" by Tal Bachman. American pie has an amazing soundtrack tbh

  70. m.... ....

    Damn, that girl is making you her bitch :D

  71. N.... ....

    Takes you back...It`s amazing how you can remember how the times were simply by hearing a song

  72. M.... ....

    How about Thumbs Up if you don;t give a shit where did you hear it at first, and still listen to it because it's awesome ? :)

  73. Z.... ....

    milf milf MILF MILF MILF

  74. W.... P....

    you sound like stiffler

  75. m.... n....

    Don't forget the StifMeister baby !!

  76. B.... B....

    American Reunion - The Sherminator:

    "Objective: Shermination"

  77. S.... A....

    Become a StifMeister

  78. g.... ....

    The American pie movies that didnt have Jim, Os, Kevin, and Finch were just spin-off movies that didn't matter in my opinion.

    g.... ....

    The naked mile and beta house were really nice.

    g.... ....

    Beta house was boring with no conclusion, naked mile was ehh, the one spinoff i liked was Band Camp

    g.... ....

    Iratus Albus Hominus Band Camp was hilarious

    g.... ....

    At leat they all had Jims dad in it he is hilarious istg

  79. v.... ....

    Nice song! :-)

  80. M.... n....

    Only here because of american pie<3 cant wait for a new one to come out.

  81. j.... f....

    gcjcgjhvkmggcj

  82. j.... f....

    sgsfhsftgsdg

  83. J.... F....

    buena traduccion (Y)

  84. j.... l....

    heerlijk muziek luister het met plezier :D (dutch)
    great music listening to it with pleasure :D (englisch)

  85. g.... ....

    What a shame. The original version by James is way better; reminds me of my college years.

  86. b.... ....

    Ah the memories.

  87. M.... V....

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  88. A.... M....

    This is like the crappy music these days that are all about getting laid.
    Except this is good.

    A.... M....

    TheOceanspray99 although there is more to the song than just that

  89. D.... ....

    2 people arent getting laid!

  90. H.... N....

    this was a song by the british group James. not the beatles :) hope that helps