Naked, Bif - Rock Star Man Lyrics






He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.
Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.
He speaks too long i reply in tongues
He doesn't understand.
Can he not see i must be free, for me he's not the man?
Dissatisfied, i hear his lies and reply candidly,
"please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!"





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  1. K.... D....

    1:44 is Elvis Randy Bobandy? cant mistake that gut anywhere

  2. D.... ....

    Who's listening to them in 2020?

  3. J.... M....

    Is that chuck liddell?

  4. T.... F....

    We don't need that thumbnail.
    We'll listen anyway!

  5. R.... Q....

    Ah ah sex oops

  6. J.... S....

    This the most 2000s music vid ever?

  7. k.... ....

    Remembering the early days when we try to lip sync the song everytime ...:)

  8. R.... A....

    Click on the link

  9. k.... w....

    the only reason people hate Nickelback is because they where dropped on their head when they were born loved this band since how you remind me I,m almost 62 and still play this classic song.

  10. M.... ....

    One of my favorite vine songs

  11. D.... T....

    Is that riki lindhome at 2:50?

  12. V.... J....

    This is gold

  13. w.... 2....

    That 50k dislikes are Australians they are all thumbs up down there.

  14. �.... �....

    Nice 💜🎵

  15. t.... ....

    2:47 I love Riki Lindhome's evil smile :)

  16. M.... P....

    Nickelback aren’t bad, they’re just fun to shit on

    M.... P....

    Its all about psychology nuff said

  17. S.... G....

    as a child I always thought this was a country song about rockstars

    S.... G....

    Tbf tho

  18. S.... S....

    only 90s kids knows about Puddle of Nickel Doors Down..

  19. h.... ....

    this is such a good fucking music video

  20. N.... C....

    Can we show respect for the man that made this video. You are a fricking legend

  21. S.... M....

    This song is dedicated to . . .? Laughing like crazy.

  22. J.... L....

    nickelback sucks dump's ass!

  23. J.... S....

    My only questions is how the heck did they get Wayne Gretzky to be in this????

  24. B.... S....

    i really never liked Nickelback but this song is very close to being Classic Rock, i think it came out on 05 or 06. that's 14-15 years for the math impared **LOL**

  25. C.... P....

    Nickel back sucks dick

  26. K.... G....

    🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐🥁⭐
    I'LL EVEN CUT MY HAIR AND CHANGE MY NAME
    TA SWIFTAAA THAT'S HOW LUVKEV 🍻

  27. R.... F....

    I really like nickel back. My son got me listening to them.

  28. p.... z....

    Cant we all just love Nickelback❤

  29. B.... G....

    IM HERE! Can someone explain why they r the butt of many jokes? I mean a lot of other musicians n famous peeps collaterated with this song. I like them! What's the deal?

  30. I.... N....

    I am always listening .But I do have a terrible confession.. Never have I heard rockstar until 1 hr ago...I was introduced to never again Nickleback of coarse was pumping from my then 15yr old son,s bedroom...Just loved it , borrowed Nickleback cd Nd my love for Nickleback begun..13yrs ago Nd I'm not sure how or why rockstar escaped my ears until now..!!! ...

  31. 1.... p....

    I still swear to God that Wayne Gretzky once played for the Maple leafs..Even though I know it’s not true I swear to God I saw it as a child in Canada

  32. r.... p....

    Now you talking like a rock Starr!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  33. T.... L....

    1:32 that was the whitest shit i've ever seen

  34. V.... K....

    Pop star

  35. P.... W....

    Gimme my NICKELBACK BITCH!

  36. j.... v....

    You can’t get any 2000s than this

  37. s.... r....

    I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
    This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

    (Mmm so what you need)

    I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

    (Been there, done that)

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

    (So how ya gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair and change my name

    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
    Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

    (I'll have the quesadilla.)

    I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
    Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

    (So how ya gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair and change my name


    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything, with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
    Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
    Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

    Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    s.... r....

    Why are you posting lyrics in the comments when they're in the description

    s.... r....

    Cause I'm an idiot
    haven't seen them 😂

  38. J.... W....

    I'm surprised this concept for a music video hasn't been copied

  39. A.... J....

    2020 Anyone?

  40. N.... G....

    *PRETENDS TO HAVE A HUSKY VOICE* I'M NOW THIS SINGER

  41. B.... ....

    Only the real ones are here in 2020

    👇🏻

    B.... ....

    Brahsensation yep lol

  42. D.... W....

    I have to laugh at my Niece and her Girlfriend. They're both a couple of Feminist, Professors of 'Women's Studies' and they're both ENORMOUSLY OFFENDED with all the 'toxic masculinity' in Nickelback songs. Plus this band has another major strike against them in their eyes. The both of them feel a high level of pure sexist, racist, hatred and bigotry towards what Feminists commonly refer to as, 'straight white males'. Feminism. It's such a wonderful thing isn't it?

  43. B.... b....

    Sometimes when I feel completely overwhelmed and isolated Nickleback reminds me that I m not alone.

  44. B.... B....

    IM HERE FROM THE REMIX

  45. T.... C....

    It's aBEAST!!!

  46. N.... s....

    Yo buscaba la de duki wachooo

  47. L.... r....

    Dang been in dis line all dis time yet n still I'm not dis tall again tea cups my ass hold I might as well stay home n play hokey yeah on second thought I meant hockey heard there was a satellite in deep space yeah my dads name is jhonny jus wanna know wats so funny still dnt getit ohhhades I'm gettin tired where's isit dat I can find regulations and litigations at d bottom ov every bottle so I can drownmy sorrow

  48. T.... L....

    Now they really showed they could be excellent.. they just racked discaprin!!!

  49. S.... ....

    The lip sync is terrible

  50. F.... ....

    Yes I wanna be a rockstar and yes I want all those things.

  51. P.... G....

    Anybody who has kid rock and uncle ted in their video is beyond cool

  52. P.... G....

    The best is Ted Nugent laughing after he sings about the drug dealer on speed dial knowing he's been sober over 50yrs

  53. A.... K....

    Is that poul wall

  54. D.... N....

    If you're not ethic u have to be famous 😉

  55. A.... b....

    Who’s still listening in 2020? Classic 🤙

    A.... b....

    Who's still looking for cheap up votes in 2020?

    A.... b....

    no cap im still here.

    A.... b....

    Jake Dunnegan who’s editing their comments after messing up in 2020?

    A.... b....

    whos watching in 2069?

  56. M.... S....

    This is so 2006

  57. o.... ....

    ♥ Hey, Hey ... Timeless !! ♥

  58. R.... C....

    I can assure u the chick in the tub has no pubic hair 👍🤪

  59. I.... F....

    Anyone here for 2020?😂

    I.... F....

    Ian Flippen meh

  60. r.... w....

    After 176,841,537 views This song is still cool ..piss on Nickelback HATERS

  61. d.... ....

    I remember when everyone hated Nickelback
    Interesting time

  62. E.... F....

    Nickel Back Sucks

  63. D.... B....

    Always a message to share in all Nickleback songs. Good beat and videos. One of my favorite bands

  64. D.... 0....

    0:54 best part of whole song

  65. J.... Y....

    15 likes and I’ll come out as a Nickelback fan to my family

    J.... Y....

    Just Your Everyday Pig ok it’s time

  66. H.... H....

    🐰🎸🇺🇸🎤🐰01-01-2020wed. *HAPPY NEW YEARS ROCK STARS & ROCKERS* I WANNA BE A ROCK STAR! *or f one* that's exactly what we did for 2.5 days towards the. New year. Start the year off in correct fashion. Now I got killers at my throat

  67. g.... m....

    Who is watching This In 2020 and ps this Would Be The original Tick tok video

  68. J.... m....

    2020 is my year to finally be a big rock 🌟
    Just need to learn to sing and play an instrument 😔

  69. H.... C....

    3:28 is this a young freddie dredd performing his cha cha?

  70. J.... N....

    I love nickelback!

  71. O.... N....

    FIRST COMMENT FROM 2020

  72. J.... O....

    2020 anyone?

  73. B.... B....

    With the latest dictionary....that's how one writes great lyrics!

  74. w.... ....

    2020 anyone?

  75. t.... ....

    Let's bring this aesthetic back in 2020.

  76. L.... ....

    Best video of all time?

  77. s.... t....

    Stil 2020 Love✋✋✋✋✋

  78. A.... d....

    This was my best who is died now favorite song rip 2009

  79. 5.... 9....

    This is the type of song you listen to on the ride home to Illinois from Wisconsin because you went there when you were 4 to meet your moms highschool boyfriend and his son rapes you then goes to jail 4 years later for sexual assault on 3 minors


    Not that I would know, lol

  80. C.... A....

    Lol Paul wall and 36 mafia

  81. P.... G....

    Pure cliche from the second worst band on the planet after Radiohead. Jesus, imagine them as a concert double bill. 🤮 You'd have to chain and padlock me to the seat.

  82. S.... W....

    We all know nobody is listening to this, no matter the year

  83. N.... H....

    HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020!
    Who’s listening in January?

  84. �.... �....

    До сих пор обожаю эту песню)

  85. I.... T....

    No one asking for lyrics, you just know them.

  86. J.... H....

    Oh this is a classic!

  87. s.... a....

    Still in 2020

  88. j.... g....

    Remember singing this in my bedroom with my cousin when i was 6 years old. Damn the nostalgia just stomped tf outta me

  89. A.... S....

    Woman is sexy ohh big boob haha

  90. D.... D....

    2020 anyone

  91. J.... P....

    Who is the girl in the bathtub?

  92. S.... ....

    Brandon Thompson
    for 8 months ago
    I just wanna say, I don't give a fuck how you feel about Nickelback:


    This song is timeless, and it's a classic.








    aaaaand a bit autistic.

  93. H.... ....

    31 December Happpy new year pass the bottle