Musgraves, Kacey - Five Finger Discount Lyrics
Well I know you stole my panties 'cause I have the matching bra
My girlfriend said she saw you out with my favorite red dress on
She said you were dancin' in my black snakeskin flats
Actin' like a stripper and you didn't even match
But nothin' in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you want
Instead of liftin' it from me
If it'll help just a little, I'll give you the middle
Ought to help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
I can't believe what you done to me after lettin' you in my house
Who knew you were casin' the joint, while sleepin' on my couch
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace hangin' 'round your neck
You want a five finger discount
But nothin' in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you want
Instead of jackin' it from me
If it'll help just a little, I'll give you the middle
Ought to help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
The cops ain't gonna help me
But this town is pretty small
I'm gonna find out when I find you that
Pretty girls can brawl
'Cause you want a five finger discount
But nothin' in life is free
Well you better hope that karma ain't a bigger bitch than me
If it'll help just a little, I'll give you the middle
Ought to help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
Yeah a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
Screw you
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Musgraves, Kacey Five Finger Discount Comments
Breath of fresh air, Wonderful lady
Funny song and enjoy watching and listening.
Love it!!! Go Kacey!!!
Ended with screw you😆
So legit. Amazing Writing.
I genuinely thought this was going to be a Choking Victim cover, but I’m still satisfied.
Jesus_the_frog42 lol, my friend’s the original bassist for that band and I expected the same thing
8 years later she wins the Grammy for Album of the year!
So real.
Looking to buy this song and can't find it help
I absolutely love the snark and sass in this song!
Bigger bitch than me?! I'm speechless after I heard that.
I'd love to hear this on one of her albums. <3
This song perfectly describes a situation I just recently got out of! Love this song!
Five Finger Discount sung by Kacey Musgraves made me laugh out of bed. That's too bad!
Wonder if she got her stuff back. Kayce's beauty, talant and loving fans is something this girl cannot steal.
Selena Trujillo! Stealing a Jesus necklace. Shameful! ;)
shes awesome
She's just awesome!
Love that East Texas accen
she's the best.
Love this chick and I love her tunes! Whoooot! Keep rockin it country girl :) <3
Reminds me of that roommate that stole my shot glasses, and 500 dollars and fucked me over repeatedly, what a winner.
"You'd just better hope bad karma ain't a bigger bitch than me!"
I love Kacey :D.
This song is AMAZING.
her lyrics are always so clever!!
LucyRaitt indeed
LucyRaitt I thought the same thing! And her math is right!! Haha love it 😂
I love the woman who left the previous comment
Lol I love this woman.
I can totally relate to this song, a few years ago I let a girl stay in my house for 3 days and she stole half of my clothes. Don't understand what possesses people to be such dicks when you go out of your way to help them.
Too funny!!
Sorry for all the misspellings below. I had a "girlfriend" steal all of my prized possessions when I was in 2nd grade like my favorite Barbie and worst of all my baby pearl ring my father gave to me when I was born, I believe in Karma
PURE COUNTRY HEAVEN THANKS KACEY FOR CHAINGING COUNTY MUSIC TO THE REAL REALITY OF MEAN PEOPLE
First time I heard this song and its already one of my favourites:)
This song deserves to be on the next album, or maybe on a deluxe version of "same trailer different park" Its so catchy.
Kacey <3
nice hummingbird
She's flipping the girl the bird and each finger is 20% because 20x5=100%.
Thank you!
Hell Yeah.... This girl is smokin...
Make that SUPER MEGAFORCE smokin hot for 10 percent off! Ha ha!
....and all of her music!
LMAO! I freakin love this girl!!
means you steal someting
Something has the letter H between the letters T & I.
She's giving her one finger. The middle one. :P 1/5 = 20%
What does she mean by 5 finger discount and here's 20% off?
I don't know. I'm still laughing about it.
5 finger discount means she stole it. 20% off of 5 fingers is one finger, aka her middle finger.
That is quite clever haha.
I'm officially in love!