Morrissey - You're The One For Me, Fatty Lyrics

To be honest that gal is quite a cutie :]

More cushion for the pushin'

If Morrissey didn't have cleft lip and big devil horn forehead and didn't have that bad singing voice he might not be that tough to look at....

He's so cool....especially when he's making fun of fat women ...he's really showing through as really sexy ...even though he's naturally hideous....he's tough to look at ..hard to listen to while singing and dancing is a certain nausea ...as time goes on his songs are boring redundant boring and make me feel pity instead of interested.........

This is my Tinder anthem.

Third attemp at commentary, song too short.. lost a lot of respect for him. I kinda really liked "some girls are" maybe just the joan of arc powerful clauses. . But this takes the cake and rubs it in with the visualizations, picnic for her?? I worked for The Great Tom Razooly and his 'game' to win his first wife was to get her drunk..have a picnic with all fixins, then proceed to keep her glass full, while he watered the grass with his.. i think he admitted to have never ingesting alcohol, just drink syncing. Toss in mouth, gargle and spit. Rinse with water..

Just sent this to a buxom girl in Luxembourg

"Promise you'll say if I'm ever in your way", to people unfamiliar with Moz's doucehbaggery, might sound awfully romantic. I know he sits in his room and giggles because he meant "warn me rather than crash into me" :-)

Love you too.

She has a great rack

I promise to say if you're ever in my way

In the mid 90’s, my dad borrowed my car and played the cassette. This is what he heard. He sang it for me when he returned the car. It was a bonding moment.

More cushion for the push-n.!! Love MOZ!!

😍😍😍😍😍

at the fucking door with chips. mad lad

She thicc

Her nickname would be twiggy in the usa

How dare you lol

🐺,,,"Grrreat Times, man...
🐱Boz Polecat🐈
🎺Alain Whyte🎸
🍦Spencer Cobrin🥁
💀Gaz Day☠
...The Best Group
for 🎓Morrissey🇬🇧...
...EVER.
🍵Cheers🥤",,,😼

Body fascism, I believe

I seen that look you just gave me

I'm fatty, please say I'm the one !

I'm not going to lie...she's been the one for me once or twice too, Steven.

FAT snow flakes are called Really FAT and that's that ! 😃

Your not the one for me,neo-nazi! (My song for manboobies) lmao

I can't help but feel like this song was written about Celine Dion and her fatass husband who she was in love with.

Morrissey leaves no subject matter stone unturned. A gem of a good song

Promise to say if I'm ever in ur way

One of the funniest lines in pop music

1992年がよみがえる。音楽の魔法

Ha ha love his chat up line "FATTY" 😂💖

Morrissey existe,no pierdan el tiempo y aprovechen a ver un show de él,antes que sea tarde

Vegan Gammon right here

This is for 70% of women in the country

And then Fatty sings her song: You’re the one for me, Faggy! LOL

Don't worry Mate, Morrisy will be alright!

Your the one for me you fat bitch

What a gem

Very romantic.

When you see Moz taking off his shirt

Morrissey = greatness

Didn't know he was such a red-pilled god

You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh...
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh, oh...
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one for me, a-hey-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-he-he-he-hey

my mom always sings this to my fatass dog

Did you write this for me? How sweet...I’m not fat. I’m curvy. But you can call me Fatty if you want.😆

I wanna sit in Walmart parking lot and play this

I think he’s a feeder

251 fatties disliked this song.

"...promise to say if I'm ever in your way" 😃

Charming

this is what if it would be like if my mom n dad met later in life!! like nostradamus in a alternate life!

Theme song of Jenny Craig? 😀

I sing this to myself at night

Imagine this getting released today, he'd be in prison for a hate crime. Or "fat shaming", whatever that is.

What the actual fuck Moz

This literally for fatty girls or boys 😂

For all the pathetic fat women.

Since Keto this song is no longer relevant.

the ultimate love song.

My Gawd, Fatty is kinda hot..

I wish someone played this for me 💖

Lmao OMG 😂😂😂😂 you're the one for me fatty. You're the one I really really love🤣🤭🏌️

this charming man...

I always mentally sing for my love while I admire him combing his hair with his hands and smoking a cigarette

About Chas Smash from Madness apparently.

I love the couple in this video. So cute! <3

I thought this video might end with the rotund woman being revealed as the guy's beard.

It's like "William' it was really nothing" but from William's point of view?

Pmsl I can’t believe this song exists

Song written by Morrissey in the late 90's for Chas Smash of Madness fame. No wonder people say Morrissey is gay.

Actually to myself, it came out in 1992.

Fat women tend to be happier and like to cook. I married a petite woman who does not like to cook and well, you get the idear.

Weight-Watchers Anthem tune....OPRO likes it too ! ...😉😉😉😉..HEY there Morrissey !😀😀

Trumps calling card to the american electorate !

Brexit supporting boris johnson supporter's 😁

These comments are hilarious!! Btw What d'you think of this one? https://youtu.be/qOCvS-Iect8

um. thanks

A fucking McDonald’s ad came up before this started

Bric TOO PERFECT!!!!! 😃

Looking in the mirror and singing this as a motivational lmao also he's so beautiful here omg

I died laughing from this song idk why. Morrissey is just naturally lovely and humorous

This song is proof that PJW (who I do actually like btw) has a thing for Trigglypuff!!!!!!!jk

Morrissey would JUST LOVE Trigglypuff!!!!!!!!! LOL oh and is he a cannibal cos he said he would rather eat his bollocks than reform The Smiths and bury the hatchet with Johnny Marr soooooooooooooo..............

The boyfriend looks like Idubbbz

Fuck you

not bootylicious

I believe this was written to his dog ☺

Morrissey was fat-honoring.. don’t blame him

Fatty did't know the name of the song while she was making the video. FUN.

why is this not a meme

Fatty fatty fatty i like fatty.. 😋😋

This song is Tongue in Cheek sarcastic but fun..Hopefully this is not considered a Body Shamming song...like Legendary Country Western Singer Waylon Jennings are 'now Dec 2018' being accused of such depiction..

This song makes me laugh
I love IT

Knighthoods: Duke of Bognar, King of Cuckooland - what difference? Both titles have the same gravitas, both titles are equally meaningless!

my mirror sings this to me!

You're the one for me ... "Curvy!"

come to america where you can sing this 24/7

They actually play this in the airport as you're being fondled by TSA!

They should've used this on the Shallow Hal soundtrack.

Pretty girls make graves F them

I don't know whether to feel flattered or offended

in 2018 the woman at the door is in a burka. You're the one for me Fatimah.